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Babies

The Bird

‘I had quite the attitude right out of the womb. I guess there really is a reason my mom was always telling my dad “Don’t do that in front of the children!”… guess she didn’t expect it to sink in so early.”

(submitted by Amber)

Pharmacy Clown

Hopefully, you can get a prescription for that.

(submitted by Melani)

Wet Paint

“I bought my son sun glasses but my husband though they should be black to look cool, so I spray painted them, but I didn’t let the paint dry enough before putting them on. “

(submitted by Amanda)

My Buddy

“As a ballsy 8 year-old, I clearly had a specific vision and a mother who humored me. To this day, I wonder what that poor photographer was thinking.”

(submitted by Jennifer)

Whodunnit

She pleads not guilty, your honor.

(submitted by Tara)

Finger Licking Good

“I’m the baby and this was my first Halloween.  I guess it shut me up when they put a finger in my mouth so my grandma thought it would be funny if she put her finger in my dad’s mouth to shut him up.  And my great-grandma followed suit.”

(submitted by Spencer)

The Lift

That’s one way to do it.

(submitted by Michelle)

The Dropoff

“During family photos at the beach, the baby wiggled too much so my great aunt dropped him… everyone else realized it except my brother and cousin.”

(submitted by Mallory)

Flip Flop

Yes, he’s flipping you off, but he’s so very sorry about it.

(submitted by Crystal)

Headrest

Sleep tight.

(submitted by Melanie)