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Birthdays

Mighty Pegasus

“The cake my wife made was supposed to include Pegasus and My Little Ponies. She doesn’t understand why everyone is laughing at it.”

(via source

The Wish Stealer

“Exactly 27 years ago today, my Mom took the perfect picture of me and my sister. Some things never change.”

(via source

Cake Substitute

“When I was a kid, we were so broke that I blew out candles on top of a slice of bread perched on a paper cup at Brown’s Chicken for my birthday.”

(via source

Darth Bubbles

“Today’s my 40th birthday. My wife bought a $75 bottle of champagne on our camping trip but forgot to bring glasses. I’m using this.”

(via source)

Cross Stitch

“My mom made something for my birthday.”

(via source)

30 Is The New 60

“Today was Mom’s 60th birthday. My brother and I got her a couple cakes. She found this even funnier than we did!”

(via source)

Happy Birthday, Damien

“My son on his 18th birthday. They were out of the 1’s and 8’s”

(submitted by Shawna)

Be Prepared

“Yep, no birthday candles. Fortunately, my Boy Scout sons knew Doritos could hold a flame.”

(submitted by Rebecca)

Recycled Birthday Card

‘We threw a surprise 70th birthday party for my dad. We discovered that his cousin repurposed one of her son’s 30th birthday cards for my dad’s birthday present. She put stickers over the earlier message, but we were suspicious so we took them off only to find WhiteOut over a handwritten message. The first card came with a Starbucks gift card, my dad’s card was empty.”

(submitted by Sarah)

Nice Effort

“I received a birthday card. Thanks, Grampa.”

(via source)