Christmas
Beats By Dre
“My son will be so excited Christmas morning. I got him what he asked for!”
(via source)
The Snowman Is Packing
“My parents went to an ugly sweater party tonight, and my mom decided to get a little creative with my dad’s ugly sweater. I was on the phone with her while they were getting ready and she kept yelling at my Dad to be careful with the snowman’s penis.”
Here’s the closeup you knew you wanted:
(submitted by Kailee)
Grandpa’s Package
“Everyone was shocked that Christmas morning when we unwrapped this picture of my Dad. But now, when I open the Christmas decorations every year, it cracks me up when I see it. It might look a little odd sitting on the mantle next to Baby Jesus, and the grandkids might groan, but it brings me joy.”
(submitted by Shannon)
Santa’s Rebellion
“My parents took me and brother to see this ‘Bad Santa’ sometime in the late 80s. We used to have 3 years worth of pictures with this Santa, but somehow over the years, these are the only 2 that remain. It wasn’t until 20+ years later we realized he looks angry and drunk and is flipping the bird in every picture we took!”
(submitted by Laura)
The Meow-ssiah
“My Christmas card with my cat was deemed ‘sacrilegious.’ What do you think?”
(via source)
Christmas Surprise
“My girlfriend is starting to understand how my family jokes around Christmas.”
(via source)
Joe Dirt
“Here is a picture of myself, my little brother, and my father. I don’t know why he had a mullet or why he’s wearing that shirt. He never worked at that place. As you can see, we are all dressed in our best.”
(submitted by Kristin)
