Christmas
The F Word
“Set the camera on self timer to take a family picture. I told every to just be themselves. Baby boy stuck his fingers in his nose, older sister did her thing, and then the five year old held up her middle finger. Had no clue she did that until I was editing them. Asked her what it meant and she said ‘the f word.’ I asked her what the f word was. She whispered fat. I’m pretty sure I heard the hallelujah chorus that that was her ‘f word.'”
Christmas TMI
“My Mom is a principal at a kindergarten-through-ninth grade school. She received this from a nine-year-old today.”
(via source)
Helping Control The Elf Population
“I don’t think my friend is going to do the Elf on the Shelf thing after seeing her daughter’s search history.”
(via source)
Protecting My Junk from Santa
“This is me as a child, visiting Santa. Out of instinct, I had my left hand on my junk, protecting it from a mall Santa.”
(submitted by Dan)
Chernobyl Claus
“This is a photo taken in 1976 in Pittsburg County, Oklahoma. It looks like Santa’s face is a melting pile of vomit.”
(submitted by Rachel)
A Holiday Letter From Debbie, Gary, & Lance
You’ve been pranked. That’s right– introducing the Awkward Family Photos Prank Holiday Card Set.
Each Prank Holiday Card set includes three tear-off cards featuring an Awkward Family Photos brood with their fake yearly summary on the back.
• SEND one in the mail anonymously
• SNEAK one onto wall at a friend’s holiday party
• DISPLAY on your fridge amongst all your real friends.
Whichever you choose, bewilderment will follow – which is what the holidays are all about, right?
