Christmas
The Birthday Girl
“This was taken for my mom’s December birthday — notice the weird birthday cake with Christmas trees on it. She looks thrilled. One hand with a death grip on my brother (who thought he was the ultimate warrior from WWE) and the other with a cigarette to take the edge off.”
(submitted by Tiara)
Eight Is Enough
“Is this a promotional photo for a new ABC show about a dysfunctional family from the 90s? No, it’s my family! PS, I’m the one in the middle. Believe it or not, I actually requested my mom make me that outfit. Viva la purple sweatsuits.”
(submitted by Lauryn)
Dogface
“We had just moved to Arizona and our parents took us out to the desert to get a nice Christmas card photo with the family dog. This was the photo the card company printed on 200 cards.”
(submitted by Mariesa)
A Christmas Humping
“This is our 2006 Christmas Card photo with our 6-year-old English Bulldog, Joan.”
(submitted by Amanda)
The Runaway Mom
“I was just trying to peel my daughter off of me, sit her on the bench and then I was running to get out of the picture. However it looks like I have left my children with their sitter and am running away for dear life!”
(submitted by Jessi)
You Can’t Even Tell
“Our Christmas card in 2007. Our daughter was photoshopped in, as she was in Peru.”
(submitted by Amanda)
Very Silent Night
“Me, my new Uno set, and my mama’s creepy dolls.”
(submitted by IG @pictureskaratakes)
Short Christmas
“This is my father in 1980 in front of the Christmas tree wearing his favorite pair of shorts (that he had in several different colors).”
(submitted by IG @hannahlouisiana7)
Bizarro Big Bird
“Here’s me in 1986 with this terrifying looking holiday Big Bird where you can see the guy’s face in the cutout below the beak.”
(submitted by IG @karamasm)
