Mom
Mommy Needs Botox
“This envelope had my Mother’s Day card inside. I asked him which Person was me? The one on the right he answered. Then I asked him what are those lines on my face? He said: ‘your forehead.'”
(submitted by Candy)
Mom Gets Baked
“Walked into the kitchen this morning and found out how my Mom is surviving the blizzard.”
(via source)
The Key To Mom’s Sexcess
“I lost my keychain. Luckily my seventy-one-year-old mother had a spare for me.”
(via source)
A Teenager’s Love
“This was a photo we took for the church directory. The church wouldn’t publish it.”
(submitted by Holly)
False Alarm
“Received a gift from my mother-in-law. This was the first item that came out of the box. Had a million questions.”
“Oh. Decanter.”
(via source)
Freud’s Favorite Snickers Ad
“Found this in a women’s magazine circa 1985. Seems like a questionable mother-son relationship.”
(via source)
Mom Thinks Twice Before Sharing Good News
“When two of my sons both made the Dean’s list at college, I was excited to share the article with family and friends…. until I saw that I (Tauna, their mom) had also made the news that week.”
(submitted by Tauna)
Recycling Lessons From Mom
“My Mom found my brother’s stash, including a bong. So she made the most of the situation…”
(via source)
