Don’t tease us.
(submitted by AP)
All those hopes and dreams of him becoming a doctor just don’t seem important anymore.
What are the chances of a growth spurt before the first slow dance?
(submitted by Keith)
“I was a little surprised when the Opryland employee approached my family in the midst of some huge family argument and asked to take a souvenir photo of us. I was even more surprised that mom bought it. She’s the only one who attempted to smile.”
(submitted by Beth)
“My best friend at the age of three, sharing a sparkling 4th of July with his father.”
(submitted by Roxanne)
So, that’s where he carries his dip.
(submitted by Alisa)
Making pillow-top mattresses and 600 thread-count sheets look really stupid.
(submitted by Michael)
Another tedious birthday moment brought to you by Chuck E. Cheese!
(submitted by Mollie)
So close, but yet, so very close.
(submitted by anonymous)
This textbook armshelf would get a 10, even from the Russian judge.