Marry me. You marry the monkey.
(submitted by AFPP Hall-of-Famer Naomi)
These pets are not allowed on the couch unless the couch is outside.
(submitted by Kevin)
These kids were all homeclownschooled.
(submitted by Christine)
They couldn’t understand why theirs went through so many scratch pads.
(submitted by Bailey)
Be careful what you wish for.
(submitted by Rachel)
For some reason, he always preferred Christmas.
(submitted by Betsy)
8 lives to go.
(submitted by Tiffany)
What happens in the cornfield stays in the cornfield.
(submitted by Amy)
Some things you just do for the girls.
(submitted by Jeremy)
Fortunately, our pets always stay in style.
(submitted by Brooke)