When you see an opening, you take it.
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Did we mention he was a Golden?
(submitted by Brenda)
You can’t even lead a horse to water like this.
(submitted by Stephanie)
There were a few reindeer layoffs this year.
(submitted by Shelley)
These animal lovers proudly display their two mink coats.
(submitted by Heather)
Monkeys have dreams too.
(submitted by Jay)
It isn’t just cats and dogs.
(submitted by Lynne)
If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
(submitted by Bruce)
Marry me. You marry the monkey.
(submitted by AFPP Hall-of-Famer Naomi)
These pets are not allowed on the couch unless the couch is outside.
(submitted by Kevin)