Family Portrait Archives

Wet T-Shirt

You must eat thirty minutes before taking a photo in this family.

(submitted by Andrea)

Affectionately known as “The Colosseum.”

(submitted by Jeffery & Wayne)

Contrary to popular belief, these two have just “found their cookies.”

(submitted by Caleb)

Some slides were not meant to be watered.

(submitted by Ryan)

In this family, you go bald. You’re out.

(submitted by Calvin)

This family was split between gym and tan and hadn’t even considered laundry.

(submitted by Elliot)

It’s just a state of mind.

(submitted by Kristi)

You have to earn your torso in this family.

(submitted by Nicholas)

After sorting through all of the candidates for the holiday card, the Oxenfeldts knew this was the one.

(submitted by Evan)

This child shows no remorse about splitting her parents up.

(submitted by Emily)