Kids

The Toddler Years

“Most accurate cover art ever.”

(via source)

Con Man

“I found this hidden under my 11 year-old son’s bed today.”

To make this young man’s genius easier to read, we’ve translated below:

Do not say if you’re bored.
Say, “I’m hungry.”Go pretend to use the bathroom.
Ask an unknowing parent to go somewhere.
Proclaim tiredness.
If leaving, do not wear things or do things that will make the knowing parent suspicious.

(via source)

Sugar and Spice

“Some little girls don’t like family photos.”

(via source)

Bear Hug

“My father took this of me in 1968 in the parking lot of Lollipop Farm, a petting zoo in Henrietta, NY.  Apparently, they just had a grizzly bear head lying around for kids to play with.  I probably had bear brains in my hair when I too, that thing off.”

(submitted by Dorothy)

Wet Paint

“When you lose track of your toddler for just two seconds.”

(via source)

Ab Fab

“Some kids hate the first day of school. Me? I was feeling FABULOUS.”

(via source)

Up Yours

“I was going through some old pictures from when I was a kid when I found this gem.”

(via source)

Me, Me, Me

“My daughter thought this was her. Bonus: My son in the background.”

(via source)

Braces, Bows & Spandex

“My mom is moving and cleaning out her house… she sent this to me while I was at work. I believe I had blocked out the memory of this event… for good reason.” #bracesandlace #mortified #spitoutmystarbucks

(submitted by Michelle)

Ninja Time

“My son turns into a ninja when it’s time to brush his teeth.”

(via source)