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Santa’s First Pick

“My daughter’s first time meeting Santa went really swell. Clearly my son is a big fan as well.”

(submitted by IG @krista_r25)

Water Hazard

“When I was about 4 or 5 years old, my mom subjected me to the horror that is Splash Mountain at Disneyland.”

(submitted by IG @elyse_in_wonderland)

Glare Bear

“My 3-year-old daughter wasn’t enjoying picture day.”

(submitted by IG @3reasons2smile)

Dear Satan

“Nephew is unknowingly making a deal with the devil.”

(via source)

I Am The Egg Man

“That time I went to school as Humpty Dumpty for nursery rhyme day, but ended the day as a ballsack.”

(via source)

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Santa Shamed

“The thought was, if Santa stood behind the chair, my daughter, the youngest, would be happier. Santa didn’t quite understand, and looks like he’s peeing on the tree.”

(submitted by IG @dernizz)

The 2001 Karate-Puberty Seminar

“Puberty hit so hard.”

(via source)

Miss Piggy’s Wardrobe Malfunction

“Just a good old shady Santa pic with an innocent little 4-year-old, a creepy Santa and a scantily dressed Miss Piggy! Even more disturbing, why does the costume even have those body part sewn on?! And why did my in-laws not notice this? I’m not quite sure this wasn’t taken at a pool hall instead of the mall like they claim!”

(submitted by Emily)

Sour Turkey

“My 9 y.o. cousin’s recipe for cooking a turkey.”

(via source)

Throwing Shade

“This is myself as a wee lad, and both of my parents and no one can remember why we were all wearing glasses.”

(submitted by IG @dammdom_)