Wedding
In Carsickness And In Health
“My husband and I on the way to our ceremony in Lake Tahoe. The road was insanely curvy and the driver was driving like a bat out of hell. We were both so carsick we refused to get back in the limo to go to our reception dinner.”
(submitted by Heather)
Flower Girl False Start
“Fifteen minutes before the wedding everyone was rushing around getting ready. My sister had just pulled the petals off the roses and placed them into the flower girl bucket for my niece. Not thinking, my sister then hands the bucket over to my 3 year old niece. My niece promptly dumps the bucket over almost as soon as she gets a good grip on it, while my sister looks on in horror, and my Dad (being the father of five spirited daughters) looks on knowing this was the only possible outcome! (My niece dumped it again halfway down the aisle.”
(submitted by Asia)
Minty Fresh
“My brother walked me down the aisle and thought I needed a mint. This was my what my tongue looked like during the ceremony.”
(submitted by Dianne)
Rocky Horror Wedding Show
“My wedding in 2001. We met at an English pub in Addison, TX, introduced by the owner, Barry Tate. For our wedding, we wanted to recreate the day we met and good ol’ Barry offered to get ordained to marry us. He’s a British prankster who took GREAT delight in going WAY OFF SCRIPT and turned the whole day into a Monty Python skit. This was the crowning moment. When we had just completed our vows, he said ‘If you ever wondered what a priest wears under his robe…voila!'”
(submitted by Jennifer)
Admiring The View
“My sister and her husband on their honeymoon in Paris.”
(submitted by Christopher)
The Unsuspecting Bridal Party
“I love telling my clients they can relax in between photos, and then taking more photos.”
(via source and Wes Eisenhauer Photography)
The Dad Identity
“My parents’ wedding day, February 1961. I think my Dad looks like Matt Damon.”
(via source)
Four Corners
“There was a photobooth at a wedding that took a series of four. I cracked the code.”
(via source)
The Wedding Rumble
“Fight that broke out at my great-uncle’s wedding, 1968. I don’t remember all the details, but I think my great-uncle told me that some guys who somehow knew the bride showed up without being invited. Eventually, when the band took a break, they sat down in the band’s seats and started messing around with their instruments. Someone went up to confront them, then someone pulled someone off the stage and all hell broke loose. Maybe it was a bad omen, as the marriage didn’t last. But what cracks me up is that the official wedding photographer saw the fight and took the picture.”
(via source)
