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Ballsy

“My sister is the head pastry chef of a NYC restaurant. She made this for one of her friends who came in after his operation.”

“My daughter was crying this morning when my husband wouldn’t open this candy for her that she found in my purse.”

“Took 5 year old daughter fishing for fathers day and she reels this in. She was so happy, saying ‘Daddy, I caught an L!'”

“My daughter fixed her cousin’s barbie after the head popped off and would not re-attach.”

“The new artwork’s location at our local skating rink is highly questionable.”

“What happens when you go for the rear defrost, but hit the sunroof button instead. Alaska-style.”

“My sister is the head pastry chef of a NYC restaurant. She made this for one of her friends who came in after his operation.”

“This has disaster written all over it.”

“My MRI revealed more than just brain matter. Who needs an inner child when you can have an inner demon, complete with horns and a menacing sneer?”

(submitted by Fallon)

“I forgot to buy my son a lunch box for the first day of school. This should do.”