Santa
Miss Piggy’s Wardrobe Malfunction
“Just a good old shady Santa pic with an innocent little 4-year-old, a creepy Santa and a scantily dressed Miss Piggy! Even more disturbing, why does the costume even have those body part sewn on?! And why did my in-laws not notice this? I’m not quite sure this wasn’t taken at a pool hall instead of the mall like they claim!”
(submitted by Emily)
Welcome To The Naughty List
“My son was trying to make a Shaka with Santa when the picture was taken.”
(submitted by Jennifer)
The Masked Santa
“This was 1969 or 1970. I think the masked Santa was my Great Uncle Louie. He liked his beer. I don’t have an explanation for why my parents thought this was okay.”
(submitted by Ann)
Pink Polish
“We took my daughter to get her yearly photo with Santa and when Santa asked what she’d like for Christmas she said a ‘pink’ doll. He couldn’t hear her color choice and she then very politely stuck her middle finger up and shouted ‘pink, like this!’ She had on pink fingernail polish at the time.”
(submitted by Brittany)
Santa Is Doing WHAT To The Town?!
“Accidentally sent my son to school in his newly bought ugly Christmas sweater. Didn’t realize what Santa was doing until his kindergarten teacher pointed it out when I picked him up at school.”
(via source)
Better Watch Out
“This was taken back in 1971 when I was about 18 months old. My grandmother had one of our cousins dress up as Santa to surprise me and my aunt (who is holding me). I’m not sure what happened to Santa on the way over…..looks like he was run over by one of his reindeer.”
(submitted by Heather)
Wet Christmas
“My youngest son peed all over Santa at the moment this picture was being taken, and Santa had some ‘choice words’ at that moment too. Meanwhile, my oldest son doesn’t know where a wristwatch goes.”
(submitted by Angie)
