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The Wakeup Waiver
“My wife is not a morning person, but she had a big project at work and wanted to go in early. She needed my help waking her up. I made her sign this first.”
(via source)
Realization
“Caught on film: the exact moment my husband and I both realized what we had just done.”
(submitted by Julia)
Putting The ‘Fun’ In ‘Funeral’
“When the lawyer gives you the laptop to review your will, expect an annoyed wife if you make changes.”
(via source)
Crying Game
“My wife cries at absolutely anything–and I mean ANYTHING. So I started writing down the reasons.”
(via source)
My Wife’s Secret
“I was putting away laundry. I can’t believe what I found at the bottom of my wife’s underwear drawer.”
(via source)
Always On Her Mind
Stephen recently asked his wife to make a drawing of her thoughts. This was her response.
Stephen found the drawing hilarious. “She’s always telling me that she has trouble falling asleep (to the point where she sometimes writes short novellas in her mind to distract her enough so she can drift off to sleep),” He said. “She often mentions that I would not be able to survive a day in her brain and after seeing this drawing, I just may believe her.”
(via source)
Cancelling Each Other Out
“My wife and I are going through a box of pictures and we found ones of us from college.”
(via source)
