X-ray
Turdy The Turtle
“Ironically her toy turtle was named ‘Turdy,’ a few days later her destiny was fulfilled.”
(submitted by Christine)
Jewel Thief
“My wife couldn’t find her wedding ring yesterday. Our baby will be a diamond mule the next couple days.”
(via source)
Jingle Breath
“My son decided to have a cat bell for a snack. He took the bell right off the collar of the cat and swallowed it. We took him to the ER for surgery, but while we were waiting, all the nurses got a chuckle out of listening to him take deep breaths.”
(submitted by Diane)
Getting It Off His Chest
“My friend proposed to his girlfriend. She’s an X-ray tech at a chiropractor clinic. He set an appointment to go by and get an adjustment. Knowing she would be the one to do the X-ray, he got soldering wire, bent it into the letters he wanted and then taped it to his stomach along with the ring. Yes, his shirt was on for the X-ray, so she had no idea.”
(via source)
