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Dinner Revisited

“Dinner was on the wife last night.”

“I show my boyfriend ONE picture from my childhood and suddenly reproducing with me is off the table.”

“Dad didn’t have much luck in the arm wrestling circuit, but he had high hopes for his boy.”

“The teacher was ailing, so one of her students gave her this advice.”

“Conflict resolution: trying to save this rag of a shirt from the trash.”

“My Dad fed my sister the same way he fed our dog.”

“I asked a local artist to do a painting of my dog.”

“I had very large hands as a child.”

“My friends had a sonogram to determine the gender of their child. Care to guess what it is?”

“My mom calls me from work saying there’s something wrong with the car. She’s good at doing lots of things. Driving isn’t one of them.”