Leave The Stain, Cover My Name
“Back in 4th grade, I was too young to know how to do laundry. Here we are at a family outing taking. Mother had dressed me in my nice stained shirt with my name on it. But for some reason, we don’t want anyone to know who I am, so let’s cover up my name and leave the stain. Gonna have to check all my old pics now and see how many my clothes are stained. No wonder I never got any dates.”
(submitted by Andrew)
Getting It Off His Chest
“My friend proposed to his girlfriend. She’s an X-ray tech at a chiropractor clinic. He set an appointment to go by and get an adjustment. Knowing she would be the one to do the X-ray, he got soldering wire, bent it into the letters he wanted and then taped it to his stomach along with the ring. Yes, his shirt was on for the X-ray, so she had no idea.”
(via source)
Wedding Reception
“This was before ‘Please silence your cell phones’ was a thing.”
(submitted by Laura)
