“My friend’s son left this ‘love note’ on her pillow.”
(via source)
“Look, a Father’s Day card from my ten-year-old daughter. Oh wait…”
“I got one child to nap. The other one is stubborn.”
“My girlfriend is the worst impulse shopper. And the happiest.”
“My friend’s son didn’t have the best time at the hay ride.”
“My mother-in-law thinks quivers are overrated.”
“Not only is is the first day of school, it’s the first year with ALL kids in school!”
(submitted by Jeff)
“I didn’t tell my aunt and uncle about that one wave.”
“My six-year-old nephew taught me how to get a date.”
“Spot-on cake at the wedding I attended today.”