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Dear Diary

“My friends complain that I disappear a lot in the middle of text conversations. The other day, I found some diaries from when I was 11. This was on the last page. I now know how they feel.”

(via source)

The Contingency Plan

“My little sister was complaining about wanting to swim but having no pool. I found her in the backyard like this.”

(via source)

Baldies

“The boys wanted a haircut just like dad and grandpa. Mom just shook her head.”

(submitted by Steve)

Choker

“Here is me, about 8 or 9 years old, in a photo booth with my baby brother. The camera timer was almost up, and as I was too little to hold him up, I had to grab him by the throat to make sure he was looking at the camera.”

(submitted by Zaaron in Australia)

Recurring Themes

“My daughter’s teacher in kindergarten helped her write this little note for me for Mother’s Day. Do you notice a recurring theme? I suppose I should be flattered that she thought I only looked half my age!”

(submitted by Hanna)

Bows Of Farley

“We found this photo and discovered that my brother was a dead ringer for baby Chris Farley.”

(submitted by Shawna)

The Engagement Pics

This was 2004 – and these were my senior pictures. The two boys are my best friends since we were 3 and I thought it would be a great way to memorialize our friendship. Instead they all looked like really bad polyamourous engagement pictures, complete with us holding hands and skipping off into the sunset. Needless to say, my parents didn’t purchase those. We still refer to these as “The Engagement Pics”.

(submitted by Dianne)

Pandamonium

“My daughter asked for a “Panda Cake” for her 3rd birthday. Things got a little dark when it was time to serve it.”

(via source)

I Do, Sensei

“My uncle had the weirdest wedding.”

(via source)

Dog Days Of Summer

“Our first date was at the dog park, we came back 5 years later and got photobombed”

(via source)