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Leap of Faith

“My brother apparently decided to take a flying leap from my grandparent’s stairs. He looks thrilled. My aunt, not so much. As far as I know, he landed safely without any lasting damage. Probably.”

(submitted by Denise)

UFO

Unidentified furry object.

(submitted by Colleen)

Ready Or Not

“My first day of school, age five. Please notice my older brother, face down on the pavement behind me. Not quite the same excitement about school.”

(submitted by Madison)

Double Vision

He was going for jolly.

(submitted by Kerstin)

Pet-A-Likes: Mini-Me

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… or so they say.

(submitted by Tianne)

Win Win

They don’t give trophies to people who take orders.

(submitted by Azalea)

Lobster Pot

It feels good to be surrounded by the ones you love.

(submitted by Ryan)

Millionaires

Even sounding like you have money can’t buy you love.

(submitted by Keith)

 

Saturday Night Special: Pinned

You started the game. He finished it.

(submitted by Ian)

Cone Of Silence

“Yes, this is my family. I am the smallest conehead. In a brilliant wave of genius, my mother thought she had come to the ultimate family Halloween costume. She found these smelly, rubber coneheads at a some long forgotten costume shop. We were all a little uncomfortable with it, but with only a few short days until Halloween complete with invite to yearly Halloween party, where were constantly berated and ridiculed for our costumes by this bougie family who seemingly had NO END to there arsenal of elaborate Halloween costume ideas.  So, we went to the party, and after a few dull roars from the crowd of party-goers, the bougie family swooped in to steal our thunder donned as the ENTIRE cast of the Never Ending Story…yep… even Valkor.”

(submitted by Maggie)