Bullseye

All those hopes and dreams of him becoming a doctor just don’t seem important anymore.

Sizing It Up

What are the chances of a growth spurt before the first slow dance?

(submitted by Keith)

The 2nd Happiest Place on Earth

“I was a little surprised when the Opryland employee approached my family in the midst of some huge family argument and asked to take a souvenir photo of us. I was even more surprised that mom bought it. She’s the only one who attempted to smile.”

(submitted by Beth)

Ladies Night

So, that’s where he carries his dip.

(submitted by Alisa)

The Sleeper

Making pillow-top mattresses and 600 thread-count sheets look really stupid.

(submitted by Michael)

Birthday Boy

Another tedious birthday moment brought to you by Chuck E. Cheese!

(submitted by Mollie)

Nosedance

So close, but yet, so very close.

(submitted by anonymous)

Picture Perfect

This textbook armshelf would get a 10, even from the Russian judge.

Cabbage Pat

“This photo was taken in August 1984. I was 10 and my sister was 13 (although she looks 40). The Cabbage Patch Kid was Emalia Arlene, and I swear she never left my freaking side. With my boy haircut, huge glasses, and braces, I look like such a mess.”

(submitted by Jennifer)

Playing It Cool

Just two guys chillaxing in Amish Country.

(submitted by Doug)