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Two Thumbs Up
“My 6 year old daughter drew a picture of me ‘giving two thumbs up.’ Apparently I had gas that day as well.”
(submitted by Steve)
Tune In Tokyo
“My dad is the baby in this photo. Apparently there was some confusion back then about what exactly feeds a baby.”
(submitted by Heather)
My Left Foot
“Swollen left foot on the wedding. And well, no shoe plus the bowtie got crooked and the usher’s tie was too short.”
(submitted by Paul)
Night At The Vet
“This is a photo of my son on a day when we had to take our goat to the veterinarian. My son was not overly fond of the goat, and had other plans, bu the poor goat was having some serious issues. The goat turned out to be fine. My son however, has to live with this photo for the rest of his life!”
(submitted by Cynthia)
Dollface
“This is a photo of me. & people wonder why I am afraid of dolls. Thank you, mom & dad.”
(submitted by Sara)
Backstabber
“I was home for the holidays after I joined the navy and completed boot camp. My father thought we should have a family portrait. My brother picked up a knife and held it over my unsuspecting father’s head.”
(submitted by Mark)
Overflow
“My two oldest boys were in our new jacuzzi when they were approximately 5 and 7 years old and like all safe and responsible parents we left them alone for awhile. When we came back the whole bathroom was covered in bubbles. They said ‘It just happened by itself.'”
(submitted by Tracy)
Twisted Sister
“This is a photo of me and my sister. I can remember exactly what the photographer told my sister: ‘Straddle the bench and look directly into your sister’s ear.’ Really? Did he think this was supposed to look good? My mom says it was part of the package and she had to buy it.”
(submitted by Ali)
Synchronicity
“This is a picture of me and my sister right before a tap dance recital. We were supposed to be clowns. Notice the Hula Hoop sown into the bottom of the shirt. You might ask…how do you keep those things on your head? Straight up Aqua Net.”
(submitted by Erica)
