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Saturday Night Special: The Write Stuff

They just wanted to know what it felt like to be pregnant.

(submitted by Brenna)

It isn’t just cats and dogs.

(submitted by Lynne)

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

(submitted by Bruce)

Marry me. You marry the monkey.

(submitted by AFPP Hall-of-Famer Naomi)

These pets are not allowed on the couch unless the couch is outside.

(submitted by Kevin)

These kids were all homeclownschooled.

(submitted by Christine)

They couldn’t understand why theirs went through so many scratch pads.

(submitted by Bailey)

Be careful what you wish for.

(submitted by Rachel)

For some reason, he always preferred Christmas.

(submitted by Betsy)

8 lives to go.

(submitted by Tiffany)