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The Third Wheel

You’ve just been asked to prom… by another couple.

(submitted by Chrissy)

3rd Happiest Place on Earth

Wanna hear a story, little… No? Okay.

(submitted by Justin)

What About Grandma?

These kids with their fancy kneeshelfs.

(submitted by Mike)

I See You

Don’t tease us.

(submitted by AP)

Bullseye

All those hopes and dreams of him becoming a doctor just don’t seem important anymore.

Sizing It Up

What are the chances of a growth spurt before the first slow dance?

(submitted by Keith)

The 2nd Happiest Place on Earth

“I was a little surprised when the Opryland employee approached my family in the midst of some huge family argument and asked to take a souvenir photo of us. I was even more surprised that mom bought it. She’s the only one who attempted to smile.”

(submitted by Beth)

Ladies Night

So, that’s where he carries his dip.

(submitted by Alisa)

The Sleeper

Making pillow-top mattresses and 600 thread-count sheets look really stupid.

(submitted by Michael)

Birthday Boy

Another tedious birthday moment brought to you by Chuck E. Cheese!

(submitted by Mollie)