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“My friend decided to cover up the tattoo of his ex-wife.”

“Worst wedding guest ever. And the worst part is, she didn’t even share any of the pictures with us.”

“Received a gift from my mother-in-law. This was the first item that came out of the box. Had a million questions.”

“Oh. Decanter.”

“My friend got her daughter’s basketball team pictures today.”

“I found my spirit animal at a very young age.”

“My 62 y/o mother dressed as the creature from The Shape of Water for her Oscar party.”

“My boyfriend commissioned a very fancy portrait of my cat for our anniversary.”

“So, my wife is a centaur.”

“My daughter fixed her cousin’s barbie after the head popped off and would not re-attach.”

“My uncle just dug up proof he wrestled a bear for two chicken sandwiches in the 70s.”