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Baby Pumpkin
“This is my friend’s husband inside a pumpkin bounce house. Nothing better than a family outing where you see a live breech birth.”
(submitted by Kelly)
The Irritated Four
“It was the hottest day of the year, and car ride to Olan Mills was without air conditioning and Mom, Grandma, my cousins and myself were all crammed in the car together. On the way Mom got pulled over for having a broken tail light. Needless to say by the time we got there everyone was already over it. Those dresses were hot and itchy, and even time our photographer was ready to shoot, someone started crying or had to go to the bathroom. I’m the one on the far right with the face. I still make that face to this day when irritated!”
(submitted by Rachael)
Notes On A Faceplant
“This is a photo of me faceplanting into the ground after what looks like my sister pushed me off the top.”
(submitted by Rhonda)
The Sitter
“My father-in-law babysitting my daughter. I’m just thankful they BOTH fell asleep at the same time :)”
(submitted by Euless)
Great Grandma’s Bucket List
“My 5-yr old was obsessed with Angry Birds. This is what he gave me when I asked him to go make Great Grandma a pretty picture, as she wasn’t expected to make it another day.”
(submitted by Brent)
Number 2
“This is a picture of my sister-in-law. Why did the photographer think this was a good idea? Why did her mom decide to order the pictures?”
(submitted by Laura)
The Toilet Tour
“So there were my brother and I smiling in front of toilets in a museum in England in the summer of ’87.”
(submitted by Marte)
Nutcracker Love
“Growing up, I did ballet and I performed in The Nutcracker more times than I can remember. This was the year I was a candy cane and also the year the photographer insisted that I caress the nutcracker doll, resulting in this creepy, borderline objectophilia gem.”
(submitted by Cara)
Red Alert
“My mother always dressed my brothers and I alike, but one Christmas, she made everyone do it. This is the result. I’m the one who is not smiling because I’m pretty sure I just received a “talking to” for my objection to the madness.”
(submitted by Greg)
