The Dribbler

by jim scan0001b

Jim was kind enough to remind everyone to shake well.

(submitted by Jim)

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119 Responses to “The Dribbler”

  1. Joshua says:

    There’s an awkward photo IN the photo.

  2. Ellen 49 yrs says:

    Thnx. I now know why men’s clothing is malodorous. It makes sense now. How did all this time go by and I never heard this? I’ve heard of shaking, but I never knew this was a real issue, lol. Too funny. Mighty curious to me and the probably cause of the young girl’s fear: What was he doing behind his Mum’s behind? Leaning. Always gets you into trouble.:)

  3. Ang says:

    Okay, maybe I’m just too technical for this, but has anyone else noticed the guy is “dressing left,” but the questionable stain is on the right?

    Maybe that’s why the hand is in the pocket; Adjustment so it looks like Little Jim is on the opposite side of the questionable stain?

  4. abtex76 says:

    Is that JOHN MAYER? LOL!!

  5. Smokalot-BR says:

    EU RI ALTO QUANDO VI ESSE CARA! HAUSHAUSHUSAHUSAHAUSHAUSHASHUAS

  6. Chazlette says:

    You’re supposed to shake it after? Who knew?

  7. tdmac says:

    The Tyne Daly remarks were dead on hilarious.

  8. Ace says:

    He’s a work-a-holic, far too busy for the follow up jingle.

  9. Thomass says:

    That’s Gyro Grease on his pants people! What is the girl doing up at 3 in the morning????

  10. Señor_Citizen says:

    If I’m not mistaken, he’s actually sporting two stains on his pants.
    Penalty for double dribbling.

  11. Daniel says:

    Sucks for him

  12. Arina says:

    Может просто что-нибудь пролил…

  13. CLMass says:

    Danny Zuko’s uncomfortable adolescence…

  14. sandifay says:

    My aunt a dog like that. It also peed everytime it got attention.

  15. Alice says:

    The dude with the wet pants looks like Prince.

  16. Duane says:

    That is not urine…… I am guessing it is another body fluid.

  17. evosero says:

    We’re not just the president, we’re also clients.

  18. Keith says:

    “Hey, why is everyone laughing at our Christmas photOH MY GOD!”

  19. lisa says:

    Is that captain morgan hanging on the wall?

  20. Kristina says:

    Freakin’ hilarious! I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard!

  21. Mark says:

    Aah, nobody will notice…will they?

  22. MarcsNymph says:

    Jim, YOU ROCK!
    Halfreck You made me laugh so hard I hurt myself.

  23. Jennifer Rumbo says:

    This must have been before digital when you could crop that out!

  24. Goldie says:

    i don’t get it!

  25. SweetPea says:

    This picture is sooooo gooood as you’re scrolling down…nope, wait. Not so good anymore.

  26. PoppaThug says:

    “JIMMY, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM WE NEED TO TAKE THE CHRISTMAS PHOTO HURRY UP!!!!”

    “In a minute ma’….I be right down…”

    “K, where do I stand???”

  27. Adam says:

    lmao!

  28. graphicartist2k5 says:

    i can’t think of one guy that hasn’t been through this scenario before. just because our pictures haven’t been taken doesn’t mean we haven’t.

  29. handsallover says:

    Laughed so hard i needed to sit down. This is the best of them all. hilarious…:D
    And i bet thats not urine….

  30. Magdalene says:

    Amazing.

  31. Kira says:

    Is it just me…or does that guy look like a young Michael Jackson?

  32. Bob Taitz says:

    Keep up the good work!

  33. candytree says:

    my husband has done this and he always lies and says that he brushed up against the sink and got water on himself…has any other guy used this lame excuse?

  34. Molli says:

    Great stuff, been browsing around and found it all enjoyable. Selah

  35. Simon says:

    Whooops, you made the Karate Kid reference first … my bad :(

  36. omawarisan says:

    is that what the kids are calling it now? spilling your christmas punch?

  37. Liz says:

    Hahaha. The eyebrows give it away.

  38. TheHater says:

    that, by far, is the funniest comment for this pic!

  39. Man from Nantucket says:

    At that moment, young Tyne decided if its going drip I don’t want it.

  40. Jim says:

    Thanks Dave. *holding a dribbler award* First and foremost, Id like to thank poor bathroom habits…..

  41. That Guy says:

    Best comment ever

  42. Aaron says:

    I second the best comment ever! I am dying laughing…. :)

  43. Xtina says:

    Tap. Tap. Tap.

  44. Laura says:

    LOL, right! I said the same thing and scrolled up and saw yours!

  45. Mark says:

    “Sunglasses At Night” was Corey Hart…Richard Marx (or appropriately with this picture, Dick Marx) had other lame 80’s songs.

  46. Libby Doe says:

    My fav comment so far from all these. Thanks for the laugh!

  47. DeNece says:

    ROFLMAO!!!!

  48. August says:

    omawarisan… quip genius. bless you.

  49. Laura says:

    Hahahaha!

  50. DeNece says:

    Jim, you deserve a Purple Heart for Bravery for allowing this one to be posted!!! I applaud your courage, and sincerely thank you for the laughs… I really needed ‘em today!!!!

  51. August says:

    You rock, not just for being brave enough to post this, but also for the PSA.

  52. Jim says:

    If I can crack just one person up, then the humiliation is worth it. I figure there was a reason this photo was never destroyed.

  53. Ang says:

    Oops, I’m backwards. Dressing right, stain on left. Damn blonde hair. grr

  54. Jim says:

    Shoot! Why wont they let my Dad speak?!

  55. Xtina says:

    I’ve been censored a whole buncha times. Best just to say how much you’re laughing and try not to add more than that.

  56. BJ says:

    Except Jim himself submitted the photo!

  57. sleepy says:

    Before the days of cropping? I think scissors have been around since before photographs.

  58. greg says:

    nice one man…lol!!!

  59. peedmyself says:

    hahaha.. that was hilarious…. some ppl seem to forget the days before computers!!

  60. Man from Nantucket says:

    Thanks, but they censor all my “A” material

  61. SmokingKoala says:

    he he he …. real men don´t even use toilets, not to talk about toilet PAPER :-D

  62. Illeatabugonadare says:

    Nope. Finished.

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