haha! cause there’s nothing to pat! Its not a hanging booger, and he obviously spilled something on his pants before the pic, or full out pissed them first, what do you think, that it’s just a dribble? Guys have their plumbing on the outside, where it belongs! we do not “pat” ourselves with t.p., this is ridiculous!
This is the first picture where I actually felt bad for someone.. I’m sure he just spilled something on his pants.. (like I do multiple times, on a daily basis.) but I still feel bad.. I think its cuz he kind of reminds me of my brother..
my husband has done this and he always lies and says that he brushed up against the sink and got water on himself…has any other guy used this lame excuse?
Thnx. I now know why men’s clothing is malodorous. It makes sense now. How did all this time go by and I never heard this? I’ve heard of shaking, but I never knew this was a real issue, lol. Too funny. Mighty curious to me and the probably cause of the young girl’s fear: What was he doing behind his Mum’s behind? Leaning. Always gets you into trouble.:)
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The reason the spot is there is because he WAS shaking it just before the picture.
Why can’t men just pat it with some tp? Please, someone explain this to me.
haha! cause there’s nothing to pat! Its not a hanging booger, and he obviously spilled something on his pants before the pic, or full out pissed them first, what do you think, that it’s just a dribble? Guys have their plumbing on the outside, where it belongs! we do not “pat” ourselves with t.p., this is ridiculous!
That’s why should never wash your hands when you’re done. One false splash and your reputation is destroyed.
IKR!! cuz i wipe my hands on my pants and it looks like i pissed my self
Merry Pissmas!
This is the first picture where I actually felt bad for someone.. I’m sure he just spilled something on his pants.. (like I do multiple times, on a daily basis.) but I still feel bad.. I think its cuz he kind of reminds me of my brother..
“Hurry up, Jim! We’re taking a picture!” “Jeez, Ma, just a MINUTE!!!”
Great stuff, been browsing around and found it all enjoyable. Selah
Hmm hmm hmm
my husband has done this and he always lies and says that he brushed up against the sink and got water on himself…has any other guy used this lame excuse?
My EX husband did this all the time! So, so, so glad to not have to see that anymore!
Keep up the good work!
Is it just me…or does that guy look like a young Michael Jackson?
its just you….
He reminds me VERY vaguely of him….. VERY very vaguely.
Amazing.
Laughed so hard i needed to sit down. This is the best of them all. hilarious…:D
And i bet thats not urine….
i can’t think of one guy that hasn’t been through this scenario before. just because our pictures haven’t been taken doesn’t mean we haven’t.
Too true.. all too true.
lmao!
“JIMMY, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM WE NEED TO TAKE THE CHRISTMAS PHOTO HURRY UP!!!!”
“In a minute ma’….I be right down…”
“K, where do I stand???”
this is pretty much word for word how it went down.
This picture is sooooo gooood as you’re scrolling down…nope, wait. Not so good anymore.
i don’t get it!
um…. dude, he peed his pants.
Umm… I don’t think that it is urine…
This must have been before digital when you could crop that out!
Jim, YOU ROCK!
Halfreck You made me laugh so hard I hurt myself.
Aah, nobody will notice…will they?
Freakin’ hilarious! I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard!
Is that captain morgan hanging on the wall?
“Hey, why is everyone laughing at our Christmas photOH MY GOD!”
Thanks, I just sprayed fruit juice in my keyboard!
Hilarious, Keith!
omj, keith, thank you. that was the highlight of my day right there. amazing…
omg i was also drinking something when i read that. perfect execution
We’re not just the president, we’re also clients.
That is not urine…… I am guessing it is another body fluid.
The dude with the wet pants looks like Prince.
My aunt a dog like that. It also peed everytime it got attention.
Danny Zuko’s uncomfortable adolescence…
Может просто что-нибудь пролил…
Hallelujah! I needed this-you’re my siavor.
Sucks for him
If I’m not mistaken, he’s actually sporting two stains on his pants.
Penalty for double dribbling.
That’s Gyro Grease on his pants people! What is the girl doing up at 3 in the morning????
He’s a work-a-holic, far too busy for the follow up jingle.
ah ace ventura quote. very nice.
The Tyne Daly remarks were dead on hilarious.
You’re supposed to shake it after? Who knew?
EU RI ALTO QUANDO VI ESSE CARA! HAUSHAUSHUSAHUSAHAUSHAUSHASHUAS
Is that JOHN MAYER? LOL!!
Opps
Okay, maybe I’m just too technical for this, but has anyone else noticed the guy is “dressing left,” but the questionable stain is on the right?
Maybe that’s why the hand is in the pocket; Adjustment so it looks like Little Jim is on the opposite side of the questionable stain?
Thnx. I now know why men’s clothing is malodorous. It makes sense now. How did all this time go by and I never heard this? I’ve heard of shaking, but I never knew this was a real issue, lol. Too funny. Mighty curious to me and the probably cause of the young girl’s fear: What was he doing behind his Mum’s behind? Leaning. Always gets you into trouble.:)
There’s an awkward photo IN the photo.
And why would they hang a Chuckie ornament on the tree?