Summer Squash
May 19th, 2009
Just another photo of a woman holding a jumbo pink banana squash in one arm and a miniature schnauzer in the other.
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Tags: animals, strange, vegetables
Summer Squash
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Spreading the Awkwardness
This is applicant No.47 from DesperateDate.com
I love that this site is equal oppurtunity and gives everyone the chance to showcase themselves……
The only two things missing in this photo are a dream weaver on the wall and a tornado bearing down on the trailer
Well, she definitely knows how to match the colors and patterns…I mean, the dog.
It’s not the size of the squash that matters, it’s the quality
“Alice may have come off as humble woman but her ego inflated like a hot-air ballon when it came to her prize-winning squash, her mini schnauzer Petey, and her fancy pillow collection…”
She deserves to be proud of that awesome squash! That takes dedication!
wow. I’m envious.
“Toto….I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore”
never seen a vegetable like this in my life – we’re so sheltered in the UK……
as for the squash…..
This reminds of my first county fair…that was the worste day of my life, nobody ask me why!
Me thinks there is a subliminal message in here somewhere….
HAHA! This comment brought more laughing tears… jees… catch… my… breath… now!
“Ve haf vays of making you talk….ve know you haf friends in ze old country….!”
And I know the guy she means!
. . . “Back already, Jack?” said his mother. “I see you haven’t got the cow, so you’ve sold her. How much did you get for her?”
“You’ll never guess, mother,” says Jack.
“No, you don’t say so. Good boy! Five pounds? Ten? Fifteen? No, it can’t be twenty.”
“I told you, you couldn’t guess. What do you say to these Viagra pills? They’re magical. Plant them overnight and — “
“Rex knew his punishment for peeing on the coffee table was coming…but he certainly wasn’t expecting this.”
Best comment here. The comment alone made me laugh so hard I almost passed out
“Hey daddy! Better round up some more squash. We got family coming in from Oklahoma! Yee haw!”
“A woman walks into a bar. She has a giant squash in one arm and a Schnauzer in the other….”
If you ask me, that dog looks a little worried!
This is a very normal photo. Right?
She has quite an ecclectic taste in design too. I love the pillow in the background though!
so…many…patterns…getting…dizzy…feeling nauseous
I see the squash and I see the schnauzer.
The dog is cute.
“Is that a giant squash you’re holding or are you just happy to see me? Oh…ok…nevermind.”
compound bow…
ROTFLOL!! Oh my gosh, thanks for that caption! The tears are rolling down my eyes with laughter!
Just too many colour combinations.
Now that’s a Vlasic!
Is that a squash in your pocket, or are you…oh, nevermind.
Also, my mom had those glasses. Totally.
Ruth finally gets a moment between picking vegetables and playing with Heidi the dog to pose next to her souvenier pillow brought back from Cancun.
So this woman walks into a bar holding a jumbo pink squash in one arm and a minature schnauzer in the other . . .
Awesome!
HAH!
Even the pillowcase marching band are awkwardly sidling out of the picture heheheh
That is one handsome summer squash. Less worthy is the schnauzer.
Is that a squash you’re holding or are you just glad to see me?
Oh my, that is definitely an awkward photo! Hehehe
Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud.
……..I don’t know where to begin.
I wonder which she loves more her giant gord or the smallish dog!
It’s a riddle. Which one of these things is not like the other?
Not totally solo: she’s hanging out with her mariachi band…
Nothing awkward about this photo–it was taken in the 70s, when a woman, a giant squash, and their dog could live the life they chose to, without fear of being judged.
…or she’s just happy to see you.
Great job!!!very funny
Today in Brazil in the newspaper have one note
about your blog I really like because every family have funny photo
and I will pass the link for all my friends..
“Yet another photo of a woman holding a jumbo pink banana squash in one arm and a miniature schnauzer in the other.”
I know what you mean. That’s like…the fifth one today alone. It grows tiresome.
Agreed, pretty typical.
Is that a squash or a giant french baguette?
This is priceless.
Wow. What two very important symbols.
Why would you hold such objects for a picture????
This Is terrrrible!
And I’m the first commenter, yay!
squash??? I love the shiny orange spider web pillow and the mariachi blanket!!!
You really had me at the throw pillows… is the one on the left supposed to be a Mariachi band? Love it!!
lol
Assumption fail.
(wheezing with laughter)
LMAO!! <<<(at ur comment)
Oh Micah, they edited your comment. Better luck next time.