Summer Squash

May 19th, 2009

Summer Squash - Uncles, Aunts, & Cousins

Just another photo of a woman holding a jumbo pink banana squash in one arm and a miniature schnauzer in the other.

(submitted by Anthony)

124 Responses to “Summer Squash”

  1. sandifay says:

    This is applicant No.47 from

  2. gina says:

    I love that this site is equal oppurtunity and gives everyone the chance to showcase themselves……

  3. CLMass says:

    The only two things missing in this photo are a dream weaver on the wall and a tornado bearing down on the trailer

  4. JC says:

    Well, she definitely knows how to match the colors and patterns…I mean, the dog.

  5. DK says:

    It’s not the size of the squash that matters, it’s the quality

  6. alex says:

    “Alice may have come off as humble woman but her ego inflated like a hot-air ballon when it came to her prize-winning squash, her mini schnauzer Petey, and her fancy pillow collection…”

  7. She deserves to be proud of that awesome squash! That takes dedication!

  8. Funnysister says:

    wow. I’m envious.

  9. Funnysister says:

    “Toto….I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore”

  10. virtualspaniel says:

    never seen a vegetable like this in my life – we’re so sheltered in the UK……

    as for the squash…..

  11. Halfreck says:

    This reminds of my first county fair…that was the worste day of my life, nobody ask me why!

  12. Amy says:

    Me thinks there is a subliminal message in here somewhere….

  13. FunNanc says:

    “Ve haf vays of making you talk….ve know you haf friends in ze old country….!”

  14. drbollocks says:

    And I know the guy she means!

  15. Illeatabugonadare says:

    . . . “Back already, Jack?” said his mother. “I see you haven’t got the cow, so you’ve sold her. How much did you get for her?”

    “You’ll never guess, mother,” says Jack.

    “No, you don’t say so. Good boy! Five pounds? Ten? Fifteen? No, it can’t be twenty.”

    “I told you, you couldn’t guess. What do you say to these Viagra pills? They’re magical. Plant them overnight and — “

  16. Kliner says:

    “Rex knew his punishment for peeing on the coffee table was coming…but he certainly wasn’t expecting this.”

  17. Shannon says:

    “Hey daddy! Better round up some more squash. We got family coming in from Oklahoma! Yee haw!”

  18. Mzee says:

    “A woman walks into a bar. She has a giant squash in one arm and a Schnauzer in the other….”
    If you ask me, that dog looks a little worried!

  19. Mattmattmatt says:

    This is a very normal photo. Right?

  20. Rachel says:

    She has quite an ecclectic taste in design too. I love the pillow in the background though!

  21. Jack! says:

    so…many…patterns…getting…dizzy…feeling nauseous

  22. Micah says:

    I see the squash and I see the schnauzer.

  23. Hanna says:

    The dog is cute.

  24. Robyn says:

    “Is that a giant squash you’re holding or are you just happy to see me? Oh…ok…nevermind.”

  25. Heather says:

    compound bow…

  26. Diane says:

    ROTFLOL!! Oh my gosh, thanks for that caption! The tears are rolling down my eyes with laughter!

  27. MB says:

    Just too many colour combinations.

  28. Martin says:

    Now that’s a Vlasic!

  29. Jewelsgrl says:

    Is that a squash in your pocket, or are you…oh, nevermind.
    Also, my mom had those glasses. Totally.

  30. Faith B. says:

    Ruth finally gets a moment between picking vegetables and playing with Heidi the dog to pose next to her souvenier pillow brought back from Cancun.

  31. VuDu Pwrd says:

    So this woman walks into a bar holding a jumbo pink squash in one arm and a minature schnauzer in the other . . .

  32. divechaz says:

    HAH! 😀 Even the pillowcase marching band are awkwardly sidling out of the picture heheheh

  33. mrsbear0309 says:

    That is one handsome summer squash. Less worthy is the schnauzer.

  34. Booger says:

    Is that a squash you’re holding or are you just glad to see me?

  35. Nikki says:

    Oh my, that is definitely an awkward photo! Hehehe

  36. mobius42 says:

    Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud.

  37. Spadger says:

    ……..I don’t know where to begin.

  38. Stu Pidazel says:

    I wonder which she loves more her giant gord or the smallish dog!

  39. Anastasia says:

    It’s a riddle. Which one of these things is not like the other?

  40. JC says:

    Not totally solo: she’s hanging out with her mariachi band…

  41. Major Danger says:

    Nothing awkward about this photo–it was taken in the 70s, when a woman, a giant squash, and their dog could live the life they chose to, without fear of being judged.

  42. cf says:

    …or she’s just happy to see you. 🙂

  43. Leon Brazil says:

    Great job!!!very funny
    Today in Brazil in the newspaper have one note
    about your blog I really like because every family have funny photo
    and I will pass the link for all my friends..

  44. Señor_Citizen says:

    “Yet another photo of a woman holding a jumbo pink banana squash in one arm and a miniature schnauzer in the other.”

    I know what you mean. That’s like…the fifth one today alone. It grows tiresome.

  45. Darrell says:

    Agreed, pretty typical.

  46. Is that a squash or a giant french baguette?

  47. Lucy says:

    This is priceless.

  48. Tenley says:

    Wow. What two very important symbols.
    Why would you hold such objects for a picture????
    This Is terrrrible!
    And I’m the first commenter, yay!

  49. Tracy says:

    squash??? I love the shiny orange spider web pillow and the mariachi blanket!!!

  50. Jeneva says:

    You really had me at the throw pillows… is the one on the left supposed to be a Mariachi band? Love it!!

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