Tito the Bandito

May 22nd, 2009

Tito the Bandito - Vacation

Alright, everyone gather around the stereotype.

(submitted by Emily)

78 Responses to “Tito the Bandito”

  1. MonkeyMama says:

    OMG – I think the dude behind Tito was my high school history teacher!!!

  2. naomi says:

    I am glad to see John Oates is still working

  3. Major Danger says:

    That’s not a moustache…that’s a compound bow.

  4. Frank says:

    “Yeah dad, let’s have our picture taken with this man and his ridiculous moustache!”

  5. James says:

    Singing:

    Aye..aye…aye….aye…I am the Frito Bandito….

    I love you, I love you, I love you, I do….

    I always will.

  6. Carly says:

    I agree with SL, I love that she’s standing in 4th position! (you know… ballet or whatever…)

  7. gruven_reuven says:

    You know what…. I think the Bandito’s mustache is fake!

  8. El Kev says:

    It’s not Tito, OR Geraldo Rivera. It’s Juan Valdez and Borat.

  9. Jewelsgrl says:

    Are these people even related? Blonde lady in the back looks like she just walked into the frame randomly.

  10. Satya says:

    The girl in front is like “I heard standing like this makes you look like a model”. Kid on the far right is wondering if anyone will notice the purse.

  11. Lauren says:

    I love how the kid on the right side is wearing a Florida State University hat! :)

  12. THE FREDSTER LOOKIN GOOD says:

    I vote to have the caption changed to this.

    Alan says:
    May 22, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Dad finally realized why other passengers on the cruise kept asking him where the ship’s brig is.

  13. Albert says:

    The mustaches are priceless. Dad and the token minority match.

  14. GeeCee says:

    In this day I can’t believe Carnival would use such a stereotype. A mariachi or three would be a much better and less offensive image to remember your Mexican stopover.

  15. J.F. says:

    What’s up with the pulled up white socks and the casual dress shoes. You are in a cruise ship man…… get it together. Please send me his address so that I can send him a pair of flip-flops. Too funny.

  16. sam says:

    That’s good ol’ fashion family racism…

  17. lucy says:

    Uh… dad’s mustache is a stereotype in and of itself.

  18. Kevin says:

    If I’m not mistaken this family is going back to the island on LOST because that is none other than Heloise Hawking in the back right.

  19. gainsayer says:

    Also, Ensenada? Were all the good Mexico destinations taken?

  20. gainsayer says:

    Bandito: “It’s a living!”

  21. amber says:

    The kid in front has to be restrained to keep from hugging her long lost uncle Emilio.

  22. Yeah says:

    Hey Dad, Borat called, he wants his ironic moustache back.

  23. Heather says:

    OMG. Having just been on a cruise in the Med and knowing how those photographers work, this is too much!

  24. Chazlette says:

    At the end of a long hard day, Tito’s fingers were often cramped and his feet were killing him…but the most painful of all were his face cheeks, which were frozen into a permanent smile.

  25. Patkerash says:

    No Senor Citizen, he is holding a crossbow…please learn the difference..

  26. Tim says:

    The Lopezes were stunned when Chuck’s brother Tito was found working security for Carnival cruise lines.

  27. Evilbeagle says:

    Couldn’t they have picked a less creepy guy to walk around and take pictures with tourists?

  28. Rain Likely says:

    That family has nothing to fear from Tito Bandito. It’s the Diamonds International stores at every port that are going to rip them off.

  29. SL says:

    i love the Little Miss American Miss wanna-be in the blue getup up front – working out her pageant pose.

  30. Jeneva says:

    at least some of them were smart enough to bring their own water to drink.

  31. Susan says:

    Doesn’t dad look quite proud back there? Seeing how he and El Bandito have the same ‘stache going on? OMG that’s too funny.

    And that’s not a little boy holding the pink purse, it’s a little girl. Her and her sisters/cousins have the same bangs going on.

  32. Del-V says:

    Is that Jason Lee from “My Name is Earl” standing behind the dude in the sombrero?

  33. Alan says:

    Dad finally realized why other passengers on the cruise kept asking him where the ship’s brig is.

  34. mbd says:

    The big guy in the background looks just like Tito!

  35. esperanza says:

    the “DAD” has quite the ‘stache too!

  36. Mitch says:

    He could be a member of the family. Check the mustache

  37. Señor_Citizen says:

    The Johnson Family of Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
    (Say…is that a compound bow he’s holding?)

  38. Justin says:

    I love how you can see the orange caps in the guns LOL.

  39. doug says:

    great photo

  40. Hawk says:

    Oh, and WTH is with the little pink purse the boy is holding?!?!?!

  41. Hawk says:

    This is what happens to captured Somali Pirates. The one on the guy in the hat is funny, too.

  42. Paul P says:

    In between disclosing the secret location of the US Troops in Iraq and uncovering the mystery Al Capone’s Vault, Geraldo Rivera & family were reassigned to cover the ongoing tragedy of the swine flu in Mexico.

  43. wreck says:

    Who says the cruise lines are not providing adequate security for their passengers? Each guest is allowed a pic with their new security chief!

  44. evosero says:

    I love how fun ships is in quotations.

  45. Gringo says:

    Badges? I don’t have to show you no stinking badges!

  46. Mick says:

    It’s strange but, I suddenly want nachos…

  47. Seamless says:

    That’s not Tito–that’s Geraldo Rivera undercover for a cruise ship expose.

  48. Jedi R.A. says:

    The Dad and the Bandito have the same mustache. I wonder if they are brothers?

  49. dandaman says:

    Badges! We don’t need no steenking badges!

  50. Lady T says:

    And how about an adult size gun. Where did they shop the 99cents store? Clearly he is not getting paid enough for this.

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