Tito the Bandito
May 22nd, 2009
Alright, everyone gather around the stereotype.
(submitted by Emily)
Tags: cruise
Tito the Bandito
Alright, everyone gather around the stereotype.
(submitted by Emily)
Tags: cruise
OMG – I think the dude behind Tito was my high school history teacher!!!
I am glad to see John Oates is still working
That’s not a moustache…that’s a compound bow.
“Yeah dad, let’s have our picture taken with this man and his ridiculous moustache!”
Singing:
Aye..aye…aye….aye…I am the Frito Bandito….
I love you, I love you, I love you, I do….
I always will.
I agree with SL, I love that she’s standing in 4th position! (you know… ballet or whatever…)
You know what…. I think the Bandito’s mustache is fake!
It’s not Tito, OR Geraldo Rivera. It’s Juan Valdez and Borat.
Are these people even related? Blonde lady in the back looks like she just walked into the frame randomly.
The girl in front is like “I heard standing like this makes you look like a model”. Kid on the far right is wondering if anyone will notice the purse.
I love how the kid on the right side is wearing a Florida State University hat!
I vote to have the caption changed to this.
Alan says:
May 22, 2009 at 10:17 am
Dad finally realized why other passengers on the cruise kept asking him where the ship’s brig is.
The mustaches are priceless. Dad and the token minority match.
In this day I can’t believe Carnival would use such a stereotype. A mariachi or three would be a much better and less offensive image to remember your Mexican stopover.
What’s up with the pulled up white socks and the casual dress shoes. You are in a cruise ship man…… get it together. Please send me his address so that I can send him a pair of flip-flops. Too funny.
That’s good ol’ fashion family racism…
Uh… dad’s mustache is a stereotype in and of itself.
If I’m not mistaken this family is going back to the island on LOST because that is none other than Heloise Hawking in the back right.
Also, Ensenada? Were all the good Mexico destinations taken?
Bandito: “It’s a living!”
The kid in front has to be restrained to keep from hugging her long lost uncle Emilio.
Hey Dad, Borat called, he wants his ironic moustache back.
OMG. Having just been on a cruise in the Med and knowing how those photographers work, this is too much!
At the end of a long hard day, Tito’s fingers were often cramped and his feet were killing him…but the most painful of all were his face cheeks, which were frozen into a permanent smile.
No Senor Citizen, he is holding a crossbow…please learn the difference..
The Lopezes were stunned when Chuck’s brother Tito was found working security for Carnival cruise lines.
Couldn’t they have picked a less creepy guy to walk around and take pictures with tourists?
That family has nothing to fear from Tito Bandito. It’s the Diamonds International stores at every port that are going to rip them off.
i love the Little Miss American Miss wanna-be in the blue getup up front – working out her pageant pose.
at least some of them were smart enough to bring their own water to drink.
Doesn’t dad look quite proud back there? Seeing how he and El Bandito have the same ‘stache going on? OMG that’s too funny.
And that’s not a little boy holding the pink purse, it’s a little girl. Her and her sisters/cousins have the same bangs going on.
Is that Jason Lee from “My Name is Earl” standing behind the dude in the sombrero?
Dad finally realized why other passengers on the cruise kept asking him where the ship’s brig is.
The big guy in the background looks just like Tito!
the “DAD” has quite the ‘stache too!
He could be a member of the family. Check the mustache
The Johnson Family of Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
(Say…is that a compound bow he’s holding?)
I love how you can see the orange caps in the guns LOL.
great photo
Oh, and WTH is with the little pink purse the boy is holding?!?!?!
This is what happens to captured Somali Pirates. The one on the guy in the hat is funny, too.
In between disclosing the secret location of the US Troops in Iraq and uncovering the mystery Al Capone’s Vault, Geraldo Rivera & family were reassigned to cover the ongoing tragedy of the swine flu in Mexico.
Who says the cruise lines are not providing adequate security for their passengers? Each guest is allowed a pic with their new security chief!
I love how fun ships is in quotations.
Badges? I don’t have to show you no stinking badges!
It’s strange but, I suddenly want nachos…
That’s not Tito–that’s Geraldo Rivera undercover for a cruise ship expose.
The Dad and the Bandito have the same mustache. I wonder if they are brothers?
Badges! We don’t need no steenking badges!
And how about an adult size gun. Where did they shop the 99cents store? Clearly he is not getting paid enough for this.