Hands on a Hardbaby

June 16th, 2009

Hands on a Hardbaby - Babies

Grandma lasted the longest at 2 days, 14 hours.

(submitted by Tonia)

103 Responses to “Hands on a Hardbaby”

  1. Michelle says:

    OMG, I know that woman!!!!!

  2. Selena says:

    I’m a little slow, but what does Hardbaby mean?

  3. Seano says:

    No, no! You’ve got it all wrong. This isn’t about some baby!

    This is a bunch of women with a navel fetish!

    hhhmmmmmm……. naaaaaveeeel

  4. Liam McDonald says:

    Big bucks no whammies

  5. WMY says:

    Most observant comments are: the lady on the left with stripe shirt has two heads or is hiding someone; other comment is lady on the lower left has her elbow coming out of her shoulder

  6. MissouriMom says:

    This makes me feel very awkward. I didn’t like people touching me when I was pregnant.

  7. Maya B. says:

    Imagine their surprise a few minutes later when they find out that swelling is just gas.

  8. Megan says:

    What a great picture…I think they look like a great loving family. I wish I would’ve had support like that when I had my baby.

  9. Steve says:

    Breeders. Strange.

  10. Stuart says:

    Poor kid’s gonna grow up with an irrational fear of female hands.

  11. Madeline says:

    Hey! I know that pregnant girl. She lived next door to me in college. Too funny

  12. m says:

    ooooh i hope it’s a girl!

  13. Kaylene says:

    I’m in this photo (the one with the armpit/elbow) the pregnant lady did indeed say she didn’t like everyone touching her belly but her SIL who’s new into photography had this great idea, and REALLY wanted us to do it and talked her into it. As far as my side of the family this is great grandchild #13.

  14. mark says:

    What do they get if they last the longest? A Baby!!!

  15. Rich says:

    How did they pose for the pic with the Dad?

  16. Matthew says:

    In my loveable family, there would be a knife in each hand instead. Everyone hates everyone in my world.

  17. jr says:

    Next they’ll check to see if she’s dialated.

  18. heather says:

    ouija baby

  19. Cyrus says:

    That’s way too many germ infested hands on one womb.

  20. 12gager says:

    Not too hard, ladies. You know how often pregnant women have to pee.

  21. kiki says:

    “Rub the belly and make a wish!”

  22. whitney says:

    LOL This just made my day!!

  23. F.J. says:

    No whammie! No whammie! No whammie! STOP!!!

  24. Frank says:

    Must suck being considered “base” during family hide-n-go seek.

  25. Cheesewhiz says:

    Wow, the memories….*shudder*

    “And we all expect to be invited to the birth…”

  26. Tim says:

    What is most amazing about this photo is that the pregnant lady (if she is, in facrt, pregnant as the bevy of hands doesn’t actually allow you to see anything) doesn’t actually know ANY of these people!

  27. firefly86 says:

    this would have freaked me out majorly when i was pregnant. i HATED having people touch my stomach. but i swear, people are just drawn to it…

  28. grimey says:

    Sure, they’re all SO helpful and supportive now…just wait till she needs a babysitter.

  29. Dr. Mengele says:

    The woman in the bottom left has an elbow growing out of her shoulder. Such triple-jointedness should surely help in this competition.

  30. Ashley says:

    baby: back off ladies; or I’m using my compound bow to break free out of here! In 3, 2, 1….

  31. Rich says:

    “Okay everybody, bring it in! AWKWARD on 3!!! One, two, three…”

  32. Silk says:


  33. A says:

    The awkward part of this photo is the fact that she isn’t even pregnant

  34. Sommer C. says:

    If the girl in the chair isn’t pregnant, this is REALLY awkward.

  35. Mary says:

    This picture is so sugary and sappy I think I just developed diabetes.

  36. El Pee says:

    Wow… As a former fetus, I think I can particularly say I didn’t like that everyone kept poking my head when I was in situ, as it were. Power to the fetus!

    • blucat says:

      “Power to the fetus” that has to be one of the funniest and cleverest things I’ve seen on this website!

  37. daisy says:

    I think it’s cute! 🙂

  38. Jessy says:

    My initial thought was that this must be the first pregnancy of the generation. But after closer inspection the striped shirt on the left seems to be hiding a baby. What is really going on here?

  39. michele says:

    notice the lady in stripes on the left – I think she has two heads, one blonde, one brown – she is really shutting out the blonde…

    • Kaylene says:

      I’m in this pic, thanks Tonia. 🙁 That lady is my Mom and she’s holding my baby on her far hip.

      • Denise says:

        Phew, I thought maybe I just seeing a phantom blonde in the back! I kept counting heads, then hands, then heads…

  40. Willie says:

    On three, ready…BREAK!

    Oh, God, no, I didn’t mean your WATER!!!

  41. WOW says:

    “In this family, once you’re pregnant, your body is no longer your own!”

  42. Jess says:

    We’re gonna keep on keep on keep on keep on kicking all through the night,

    seriously though,thats uncomfortable

  43. Ed says:

    I’m not female but a pregnant friend told me how irritating it was to have random people – especially strangers – reaching out to pat her round belly without even asking, and I sure believe it. It’s not a tote bag, it’s me!

  44. Bo Cross says:

    Best Caption Ever.

  45. Simon says:

    Person on far left is cheating; the awkwardness got the better of them which, in turn, amplified the awkwardness.

    Plus they’ve got what appears to be my shirt on. I’ll have that back, please.

  46. Kim says:

    The girl at the bottom right has gorgeous hair…I’m jealous.

  47. Penny says:

    The comment below is the funniest one about this photo – good show!

    I actually think the picture is really cute!

  48. Em says:

    note the lady in green on the right hand side stealthily pulling the lady in beige’s hand away… poor sportsmanship right there

  49. Doc says:

    Grandma always wins! The advantage of Depends . . .

  50. Robin says:

    Pregnant woman freaks out and starts yelling “DON’T TOUCH ME!” in 3…2….1…

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