Some people just have to be the off-center of attention.
(submitted by Dan)
They have confidence
I think that’s an early childhood pic of David Hasselhoff!
best pic on the site so far!!! great post
Hey, I am the little girl in the pic, and yes, my brother did always try to convince me that I was adopted! Problem is, I believed it then, and still do?
Yeah, I definitly think the girl is the awkward one in the family – her 20/20 vision, that shiny blonde hair and adorable nosse crinkle when she smiles – what a FREAK!
She is known for her nose crinkle… you might be on to something.
The weird thing is that I know a man named Dan Johnson
Little known fact: Dan is the originator of ‘How YOU doin’?’
I love Dan! He oozes natural coolness, which the rest of the family just doesn’t have. And he’s the only one who flirts with the camera. Love it!!
Why thank you. I like to think I am still oozing.
That comment makes me laugh, yet feel slightly uncomfortable…
Dear god – the woman is wearing the same glasses I was forced to wear……… in SIXTH GRADE. As if I wasn’t unpopular enough at that time, slap those babies on me.
So that’s how Marion Munster felt…..
Digging up the 80′s is cruel and inhumane torture.
When I first saw the boy in the back, I thought it was a young Al Franken.
As Chandler Bing would say: “Could their lenses BE any larger?”
There’s just nothing like coke-bottle glasses before the advent of anti-reflective lenses…
Kid in the back…totally Rodney Dangerfield in his formative years.
Take My Parents!!! PLEASE
Type 2 Diabetes is a terrible, terrible thing.
One of these things is not like other.
The Bad Seed finds a nice foster family…
Omg you guys, THAT GIRL WAS NOT THERE when the photo was taken!!!!!!!!
I love the skinny tie!
Dan’s brother’s picture can be found at “The Lenscrafters”.
Little Suzie seems to be squinting. I bet Mom took her straight to the optometrist once she saw this picture.
You people are idiots. The girl (the one who bears no resemblance to any of the other three) is the “off center center of attention”.
You’re the idiot, Einstein…. It’s obviously the kid in the back that is the “off center of attention”. Who’s with me?
Yeah, no, I think you are wrong.
Duh, it’s the boy in the back. Hence the title of the photo. Unless, of course, you think “Dan Johnson” refers to the girl.
I don’t get it at all. Who or what is the off center of attention???
much like a fine painting… it can be interpreted in sooo many ways. And yes- I am THAT Dan.
Off-center of attention! That’s funny stuff right there!
I see car salesman in that boy’s future
Son has to follow in Dads footsteps
that girl has some MEAN years ahead of her…
What? Am I the only one who sees the person behind the girl??
That’s Dan’s shadow.
She looks like the little girl from The Bad Seed.
She really does!
He was centered at first but the cute blonde girl let go with a silent but deadly and he knew from past experience to move away from her.
That is sooooooo funny!!LMAO
you have to notice that all of them have really nice teeth though. child doctor must be a dentist.
LOL!!! I see the whole Miami Vice thing going on in the background! HAHAHAHA!! Rolled up jacket sleeves, thin black tie and pastel coloured shirt….LOVE IT!!!
Yes…..I’m sure he was thinking he was just the coolest guy ever that day!
I was,,, and yes… that was a “Miami Vice” brand jacket. Notice the pushed-up sleeves… just like Crockett..
Nice flash effect. Looks like Dad has daisy’s on his glasses
liked the small flowers in dad’s glasses
it´s the light… …but GREAT.
woa did not notice that! haha
Wow, must have purchased those eye-glasses in bulk.
Genius photographer! Got the camera flash reflection perfectly in those glasses!
also notice that all four of them are looking at slightly different directions?
Isn’t the father supposed to be standing in place of the boy?
Poor kid Could it be any more obvious that he’s the black sheep? “No, no, Billy, you can stand in the back, won’t that be fun?!”
The man takes the time to send us an embarassing photo of himself and you can’t even get his name right?
Oops, I was a bit slow on the uptake with that one! Dan, I apologise!
Makes photoshopping his sister out a snap…
Seems like the one left out is pretty happy to be unique in this shot. Can’t blame her.
i think he is centered in their family portrait, but that little blonde girl got in the picture. she’s the awkward one, trying to join another family.
Yes! I almost died laughing.
Exactly. That devious, knowing little smile.. I bet that kid sprinted across the portrait studio and jumped into random family pictures throughout her childhood.
best picture yet
I like how their glasses match.
High School must have sucked for all those involved!
ok so the boy looks like he’s some kind of kid doctor…what’s with the lab coat lol?
doogie houser, the early years!
He’s off-center because he has to leave right after the picture is taken because he’s got some cases to solve with Crockett and Tubbs.
this one cracked me up
blond girl=CCCCOMBO BREAKER
ZOMG that’s the hottest combo breaker i’ve seen
wow switched at birth?
More like kidnapped!
Good answer Kevin!!!
i love the color scheme. pure elegance.
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