Dan Johnson

July 2nd, 2009

Dan Johnson - Family Portrait

Some people just have to be the off-center of attention.

(submitted by Dan)

93 Responses to “Dan Johnson”

  1. anna says:

    They have confidence

  2. Rondi says:

    I think that’s an early childhood pic of David Hasselhoff!

  3. gary says:

    best pic on the site so far!!! great post

  4. Kelly says:

    Hey, I am the little girl in the pic, and yes, my brother did always try to convince me that I was adopted! Problem is, I believed it then, and still do?

  5. Nyria says:

    Yeah, I definitly think the girl is the awkward one in the family – her 20/20 vision, that shiny blonde hair and adorable nosse crinkle when she smiles – what a FREAK!

  6. Margaret says:

    The weird thing is that I know a man named Dan Johnson

  7. Jay says:

    Little known fact: Dan is the originator of ‘How YOU doin’?’

  8. Parker says:

    I love Dan! He oozes natural coolness, which the rest of the family just doesn’t have. And he’s the only one who flirts with the camera. Love it!!

  9. Kelly says:

    Dear god – the woman is wearing the same glasses I was forced to wear……… in SIXTH GRADE. As if I wasn’t unpopular enough at that time, slap those babies on me.

  10. Amice says:

    So that’s how Marion Munster felt…..

  11. Brocade says:

    Digging up the 80’s is cruel and inhumane torture.

  12. JR says:

    When I first saw the boy in the back, I thought it was a young Al Franken.

  13. Joanne says:

    As Chandler Bing would say: “Could their lenses BE any larger?”

  14. Denise says:

    There’s just nothing like coke-bottle glasses before the advent of anti-reflective lenses…

  15. David says:

    Kid in the back…totally Rodney Dangerfield in his formative years.

  16. Blendin says:

    Type 2 Diabetes is a terrible, terrible thing.

  17. Jen says:

    One of these things is not like other.

  18. sara says:

    The Bad Seed finds a nice foster family…

  19. zib says:

    Omg you guys, THAT GIRL WAS NOT THERE when the photo was taken!!!!!!!!

  20. eeyore19 says:

    I love the skinny tie!

  21. Syd says:

    Bless her!

  22. Suzanne says:

    Dan’s brother’s picture can be found at “The Lenscrafters”.

  23. Don says:

    Little Suzie seems to be squinting. I bet Mom took her straight to the optometrist once she saw this picture.

  24. Spellympics says:

    You people are idiots. The girl (the one who bears no resemblance to any of the other three) is the “off center center of attention”.

  25. Penny says:

    Off-center of attention! That’s funny stuff right there!

  26. Lu says:

    I see car salesman in that boy’s future

  27. JESSICA says:

    that girl has some MEAN years ahead of her…

  28. Jenany says:

    What? Am I the only one who sees the person behind the girl?? 😉

  29. EllieFunt says:

    She looks like the little girl from The Bad Seed.

  30. XLscooper says:

    He was centered at first but the cute blonde girl let go with a silent but deadly and he knew from past experience to move away from her.

  31. Hayley says:

    you have to notice that all of them have really nice teeth though. child doctor must be a dentist.

  32. Gangcouver says:

    LOL!!! I see the whole Miami Vice thing going on in the background! HAHAHAHA!! Rolled up jacket sleeves, thin black tie and pastel coloured shirt….LOVE IT!!!

  33. Col says:

    Nice flash effect. Looks like Dad has daisy’s on his glasses

  34. Mista Cool says:

    liked the small flowers in dad’s glasses

  35. jhuitz says:

    Wow, must have purchased those eye-glasses in bulk.

  36. Tabatha says:

    Genius photographer! Got the camera flash reflection perfectly in those glasses!

  37. simonX says:

    also notice that all four of them are looking at slightly different directions?

  38. emboscada says:

    Isn’t the father supposed to be standing in place of the boy?

  39. panda says:

    Poor kid 🙁 Could it be any more obvious that he’s the black sheep? “No, no, Billy, you can stand in the back, won’t that be fun?!”

  40. Prince says:

    Makes photoshopping his sister out a snap…

  41. Juno and Pancakes says:

    Seems like the one left out is pretty happy to be unique in this shot. Can’t blame her.

  42. charlotte says:

    i think he is centered in their family portrait, but that little blonde girl got in the picture. she’s the awkward one, trying to join another family.

  43. cory says:

    best picture yet

  44. Sebastian says:

    I like how their glasses match.

  45. Al says:

    High School must have sucked for all those involved!

  46. Jenn says:

    ok so the boy looks like he’s some kind of kid doctor…what’s with the lab coat lol?

  47. LtleMsInnocent says:

    He’s off-center because he has to leave right after the picture is taken because he’s got some cases to solve with Crockett and Tubbs.

  48. Jordan! says:

    blond girl=CCCCOMBO BREAKER

  49. Mickey says:

    wow switched at birth?

  50. rizzo rat says:

    i love the color scheme. pure elegance.

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