Exactly. That devious, knowing little smile.. I bet that kid sprinted across the portrait studio and jumped into random family pictures throughout her childhood.
LOL!!! I see the whole Miami Vice thing going on in the background! HAHAHAHA!! Rolled up jacket sleeves, thin black tie and pastel coloured shirt….LOVE IT!!!
Dear god – the woman is wearing the same glasses I was forced to wear……… in SIXTH GRADE. As if I wasn’t unpopular enough at that time, slap those babies on me.
Yeah, I definitly think the girl is the awkward one in the family – her 20/20 vision, that shiny blonde hair and adorable nosse crinkle when she smiles – what a FREAK!
Hey, I am the little girl in the pic, and yes, my brother did always try to convince me that I was adopted! Problem is, I believed it then, and still do?
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i love the color scheme. pure elegance.
wow switched at birth?
More like kidnapped!
Good answer Kevin!!!
blond girl=CCCCOMBO BREAKER
LOLZ
ZOMG that’s the hottest combo breaker i’ve seen
He’s off-center because he has to leave right after the picture is taken because he’s got some cases to solve with Crockett and Tubbs.
this one cracked me up
ok so the boy looks like he’s some kind of kid doctor…what’s with the lab coat lol?
doogie houser, the early years!
High School must have sucked for all those involved!
not blondie
I like how their glasses match.
best picture yet
i think he is centered in their family portrait, but that little blonde girl got in the picture. she’s the awkward one, trying to join another family.
Yes! I almost died laughing.
Exactly. That devious, knowing little smile.. I bet that kid sprinted across the portrait studio and jumped into random family pictures throughout her childhood.
Yes.
Seems like the one left out is pretty happy to be unique in this shot. Can’t blame her.
Makes photoshopping his sister out a snap…
Poor kid
Could it be any more obvious that he’s the black sheep? “No, no, Billy, you can stand in the back, won’t that be fun?!”
The man takes the time to send us an embarassing photo of himself and you can’t even get his name right?
Oops, I was a bit slow on the uptake with that one! Dan, I apologise!
No problem!
Isn’t the father supposed to be standing in place of the boy?
also notice that all four of them are looking at slightly different directions?
Genius photographer! Got the camera flash reflection perfectly in those glasses!
Wow, must have purchased those eye-glasses in bulk.
liked the small flowers in dad’s glasses
it´s the light… …but GREAT.
woa did not notice that! haha
Nice flash effect. Looks like Dad has daisy’s on his glasses
LOL!!! I see the whole Miami Vice thing going on in the background! HAHAHAHA!! Rolled up jacket sleeves, thin black tie and pastel coloured shirt….LOVE IT!!!
Yes…..I’m sure he was thinking he was just the coolest guy ever that day!
I was,,, and yes… that was a “Miami Vice” brand jacket. Notice the pushed-up sleeves… just like Crockett..
you have to notice that all of them have really nice teeth though. child doctor must be a dentist.
He was centered at first but the cute blonde girl let go with a silent but deadly and he knew from past experience to move away from her.
That is sooooooo funny!!LMAO
She looks like the little girl from The Bad Seed.
She really does!
What? Am I the only one who sees the person behind the girl??
That’s Dan’s shadow.
that girl has some MEAN years ahead of her…
I see car salesman in that boy’s future
Son has to follow in Dads footsteps
Off-center of attention! That’s funny stuff right there!
You people are idiots. The girl (the one who bears no resemblance to any of the other three) is the “off center center of attention”.
You’re the idiot, Einstein…. It’s obviously the kid in the back that is the “off center of attention”. Who’s with me?
Yeah, no, I think you are wrong.
Duh, it’s the boy in the back. Hence the title of the photo. Unless, of course, you think “Dan Johnson” refers to the girl.
I don’t get it at all. Who or what is the off center of attention???
much like a fine painting… it can be interpreted in sooo many ways. And yes- I am THAT Dan.
Little Suzie seems to be squinting. I bet Mom took her straight to the optometrist once she saw this picture.
Dan’s brother’s picture can be found at “The Lenscrafters”.
Bless her!
I love the skinny tie!
Omg you guys, THAT GIRL WAS NOT THERE when the photo was taken!!!!!!!!
The Bad Seed finds a nice foster family…
One of these things is not like other.
Type 2 Diabetes is a terrible, terrible thing.
Kid in the back…totally Rodney Dangerfield in his formative years.
Take My Parents!!! PLEASE
There’s just nothing like coke-bottle glasses before the advent of anti-reflective lenses…
As Chandler Bing would say: “Could their lenses BE any larger?”
When I first saw the boy in the back, I thought it was a young Al Franken.
Digging up the 80’s is cruel and inhumane torture.
So that’s how Marion Munster felt…..
Dear god – the woman is wearing the same glasses I was forced to wear……… in SIXTH GRADE. As if I wasn’t unpopular enough at that time, slap those babies on me.
I love Dan! He oozes natural coolness, which the rest of the family just doesn’t have. And he’s the only one who flirts with the camera. Love it!!
Why thank you. I like to think I am still oozing.
That comment makes me laugh, yet feel slightly uncomfortable…
Little known fact: Dan is the originator of ‘How YOU doin’?’
The weird thing is that I know a man named Dan Johnson
Yeah, I definitly think the girl is the awkward one in the family – her 20/20 vision, that shiny blonde hair and adorable nosse crinkle when she smiles – what a FREAK!
She is known for her nose crinkle… you might be on to something.
Hey, I am the little girl in the pic, and yes, my brother did always try to convince me that I was adopted! Problem is, I believed it then, and still do?
best pic on the site so far!!! great post
I think that’s an early childhood pic of David Hasselhoff!
They have confidence