Mystic River

July 3rd, 2009

Seemed like a perfectly good place to set up camp before he arrived.

(submitted by Marc)

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93 Responses to “Mystic River”

  1. LilyBear says:

    I’m horrified by this one.

  2. MB says:

    “The Hills Have Eyes” but no pants

  3. WVBOBW says:

    OMG

  4. Samael says:

    now that’s awkward

  5. Sally says:

    The awkward part about this picture is her hair!

  6. BroadwayBohemia says:

    That dude’s muscles are gnarly.

    EWWW!

  7. Lily says:

    Contrary to conventional wisdom, air guitar does not “butch” up a skimpy flowered Speedo.

  8. Katie says:

    Lance Armstrong needs to get out of the photo

  9. “No Honey – even if you remove your pants, simply “miming” that you are fishing isn’t going to catch our dinner”

  10. CG says:

    Reminds me of some terrifying footage of Simon in “Real Housewives of New York.”

  11. Kelli says:

    That’s a photo bomber if I have ever seen one!

  12. Mikki says:

    At first glance, I thought he was peeing.

  13. Chazlette says:

    Michael Jackson, is that you?

  14. DOGSAREPAWSOME says:

    Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

  15. Hazel says:

    The butt cheeks are exposed, yet he covers his noggin. Doesn’t he know that ALL skin is susceptible to dangerous UV rays?

  16. Cloud says:

    Turns out, Martha misread the brochure. Uninhabited≠ Uninhibited.

    And hey, was I the only one that immediately though Micheal Jackson at first glance?

  17. Don says:

    “Honey, couldn’t you have used the port-o-pot like everyone else in this park? The ranger just told me that was poison sumac where you decided to ‘get back to nature’. I’ll get the Calamine lotion.”

  18. The dribbler says:

    It’s fun to forget about perspective and imagine him as a little devil over her shoulder. Or more apropos, Mango from SNL.

  19. Insanewiches says:

    He’s giving us a bit more information than we need to know about!

  20. Peter says:

    Is this one of those photos where you pretend to take a picture of the foreground only so you can capture a pic of the complete whack (sorry, no pun intendend) in the background?

  21. Brocade says:

    Someone find out what brand of razors he uses to get a shave THAT close. *shudders*

    • e5z says:

      Yeah, I thought it wouldn’t be nearly as creepy if the guy had some hair on him.

      But then I realized he probably has cancer, and he’s out enjoying life, and now I can’t laugh at it anymore.

  22. George says:

    Looks photoshopped to me.

    • wvufan says:

      Even if it’s photoshopped, under what circumstances would a pic of the dude in the back NOT be awkward??

      • El Kev says:

        Yes, it’s photoshopped. It has to be. And probably, if you’re preparing for a triathalon or something similar this would be normal. Other than that, definitely awkward.

    • Rick says:

      Now you mentioned it…..
      I does…
      The guy suddenly looks to small

  23. Kevin K says:

    His skin looks like an ad for gravity.

  24. emm says:

    ’slingblade II’–just when you thought carl was locked up for life…

  25. Larry N says:

    A man enjoys life at a place he worked and paid for?Sad photo but I bet he don’t care!
    Go for it,Dude.

  26. CRU says:

    How strange this lady pops up in your photo of Uncle Herman playing in the park.

  27. Señor_Citizen says:

    Speedo = banana hammock

  28. NuttyMom says:

    I think he’s realized the front of his speedo covers as little as the back.

  29. madpariah says:

    I hope to god this is in Europe.

  30. troismama says:

    Well, there’s one more reason why I don’t go camping to add to my list.

  31. Frank says:

    “Honey- Where’re my pants?”

  32. Christina says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- this actually made my day! very funny!!!

  33. bradypants says:

    Duffman loves camping. Ohhh yeahhh!

  34. lmgc says:

    If it’s not Photoshopped, then the guy is standing on a blanket that magically turns into a picnic table.

    • Kristi says:

      Or perhaps that is the end of the picnic table so we can see what is on the ground behind it… which is a blanket?

    • NuttyMom says:

      Agreed, looks photoshopped. Good call. It probably is some guy from a triathalon (or some kind of sports activity). I would still like to know what he was looking at…Well, I think I know what–I just don’t understand why.

  35. Bobbie says:

    No! Wait!! I got it!!!

    You put your left foot in
    You put your left foot out
    You put your left foot in
    And you shake it all about…….

  36. Karyn LaBelle-Cook says:

    All I can say is…”WHY.”

  37. Philthy82 says:

    You need your eyes checked. There’s nothing photoshopped about this pic. This is the genuine awkward article.

  38. Emy Kate says:

    Is the t-shirt tucked into the speedo….

  39. gat says:

    Why would you even need to photoshop that dude into the photo? That guy in ANY photo would be awkward, so why go to the trouble of moving the awkward from one pic to another?

  40. mebinger says:

    Oblivious to everyone at the time Uncle Vern took off his pants for a nice swim at the lake. Oblivious to Uncle Vern, he accidentally put on Aunt Betty’s bikini briefs instead of his speedo. An honest mistake.

  41. Geoff says:

    Getting your hair done at the salon $55

    Dolce and Gabana glasses $300

    Seeing your dad doing air guitar in his speedo…priceless

  42. Rondi says:

    Why does anyone even sell Speedos to men??!! There should be a law!

  43. dje says:

    HONESTLY, this EXACTLY why I won’t go camping anymore. There is ALWAYS some guy like this around.

  44. keyjo says:

    Looks like Chicken Joe from that Animal Planet top breeder show.

  45. nugget says:

    I think that’s my dad! I swear to god… He does triathalons and stuff, and my brother sent me the link.

  46. Adam B. says:

    The creepy thing about this picture for me is that guy looks way to much like my dad… It may even be him. except he doesn’t shave his body… at least I bloody well hope not…

  47. Heather says:

    I seriously am laughing so hard I may pee my pants. Best one YET

  48. Ylrac says:

    so i have been looking thru these pages all night and laughing. But then i come across this one, and i think it’s my aunt and uncle. no joke.

  49. Tony Baloney says:

    Is he playing air guitar? Looks like he’s hitting all the weedlyweedly high notes.

    This pic is icon.

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