“Honey, couldn’t you have used the port-o-pot like everyone else in this park? The ranger just told me that was poison sumac where you decided to ‘get back to nature’. I’ll get the Calamine lotion.”
Is this one of those photos where you pretend to take a picture of the foreground only so you can capture a pic of the complete whack (sorry, no pun intendend) in the background?
Yes, it’s photoshopped. It has to be. And probably, if you’re preparing for a triathalon or something similar this would be normal. Other than that, definitely awkward.
Agreed, looks photoshopped. Good call. It probably is some guy from a triathalon (or some kind of sports activity). I would still like to know what he was looking at…Well, I think I know what–I just don’t understand why.
Why would you even need to photoshop that dude into the photo? That guy in ANY photo would be awkward, so why go to the trouble of moving the awkward from one pic to another?
Oblivious to everyone at the time Uncle Vern took off his pants for a nice swim at the lake. Oblivious to Uncle Vern, he accidentally put on Aunt Betty’s bikini briefs instead of his speedo. An honest mistake.
The creepy thing about this picture for me is that guy looks way to much like my dad… It may even be him. except he doesn’t shave his body… at least I bloody well hope not…
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I’m horrified by this one.
umm..why???
“The Hills Have Eyes” but no pants
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Dammit dad!
Funniest Comment Award for this photo. Congrats!
LOL LOL ROTFLM*O
oh that is too funny!
What makes it the best is the hat he is wearing. That is icing on the cake of disturbing.
happy moments.
Do I spy a thong on him, though?? Still, the funniest caption.
If your gonna air guitar go all out!
LOL… Classic…
This is beyond classic; its iconic
OMG
now that’s awkward
The definition of Awkward Family Photo!
The awkward part about this picture is her hair!
Hahhahaha!! But true!
YES YES YES!
That dude’s muscles are gnarly.
EWWW!
Contrary to conventional wisdom, air guitar does not “butch” up a skimpy flowered Speedo.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I thought “air guitar” too!
Lance Armstrong needs to get out of the photo
“No Honey – even if you remove your pants, simply “miming” that you are fishing isn’t going to catch our dinner”
yeah, he’s looking down at the imaginary tangle in his imaginary pole. (he he, I said “pole”.)
*snerk*
pole…
Adds a whole new meaning to fishing tackle…
Reminds me of some terrifying footage of Simon in “Real Housewives of New York.”
OK I was already tryng to tame my dry heaves and you had to mention Simon …I am truly scarred for life now…..
You, my friend, are the winner for best comment.
That’s a photo bomber if I have ever seen one!
At first glance, I thought he was peeing.
OK…I’m glad somebody else saw that too!
Now this is a horrible pic (or a good ad for photo-editing software)
PHOTOSHOP TIEM!!! |D
*just kidding.*
Michael Jackson, is that you?
I don’t get it.
She looks a tad bit like MJ – the hair, the smile, the glasses….it’s a stretch but that’s what came to mind.
LOL!! It’s the HAIR
Ouch might have been a little too soon for that one. But still funny.
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
The butt cheeks are exposed, yet he covers his noggin. Doesn’t he know that ALL skin is susceptible to dangerous UV rays?
Or that our eyes are susceptible to pale buttcheek rays?
LOL!
Turns out, Martha misread the brochure. Uninhabited≠Uninhibited.
And hey, was I the only one that immediately though Micheal Jackson at first glance?
“Honey, couldn’t you have used the port-o-pot like everyone else in this park? The ranger just told me that was poison sumac where you decided to ‘get back to nature’. I’ll get the Calamine lotion.”
It’s fun to forget about perspective and imagine him as a little devil over her shoulder. Or more apropos, Mango from SNL.
Mango…good times
He’s giving us a bit more information than we need to know about!
Is this one of those photos where you pretend to take a picture of the foreground only so you can capture a pic of the complete whack (sorry, no pun intendend) in the background?
That’s exactly what I thought, too!!
That’s awesome! I’ve used that trick many times myself.
BTW, that technique has been officially deemed the “creepshot” by a good friend of mine.
Someone find out what brand of razors he uses to get a shave THAT close. *shudders*
Yeah, I thought it wouldn’t be nearly as creepy if the guy had some hair on him.
But then I realized he probably has cancer, and he’s out enjoying life, and now I can’t laugh at it anymore.
Looks photoshopped to me.
Even if it’s photoshopped, under what circumstances would a pic of the dude in the back NOT be awkward??
Yes, it’s photoshopped. It has to be. And probably, if you’re preparing for a triathalon or something similar this would be normal. Other than that, definitely awkward.
Now you mentioned it…..
I does…
The guy suddenly looks to small
His skin looks like an ad for gravity.
’slingblade II’–just when you thought carl was locked up for life…
MmmHmm.
A man enjoys life at a place he worked and paid for?Sad photo but I bet he don’t care!
Go for it,Dude.
How strange this lady pops up in your photo of Uncle Herman playing in the park.
Speedo = banana hammock
I think he’s realized the front of his speedo covers as little as the back.
I hope to god this is in Europe.
Best comment ever!
Well, there’s one more reason why I don’t go camping to add to my list.
“Honey- Where’re my pants?”
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- this actually made my day! very funny!!!
Duffman loves camping. Ohhh yeahhh!
If it’s not Photoshopped, then the guy is standing on a blanket that magically turns into a picnic table.
Or perhaps that is the end of the picnic table so we can see what is on the ground behind it… which is a blanket?
Agreed, looks photoshopped. Good call. It probably is some guy from a triathalon (or some kind of sports activity). I would still like to know what he was looking at…Well, I think I know what–I just don’t understand why.
No! Wait!! I got it!!!
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about…….
All I can say is…”WHY.”
You need your eyes checked. There’s nothing photoshopped about this pic. This is the genuine awkward article.
Is the t-shirt tucked into the speedo….
Why would you even need to photoshop that dude into the photo? That guy in ANY photo would be awkward, so why go to the trouble of moving the awkward from one pic to another?
On a side note, the guy looks like Creed Bratton from the Office.
Thanks, now I’m going to have nightmares about Speedo Creed-O!
Oblivious to everyone at the time Uncle Vern took off his pants for a nice swim at the lake. Oblivious to Uncle Vern, he accidentally put on Aunt Betty’s bikini briefs instead of his speedo. An honest mistake.
Getting your hair done at the salon $55
Dolce and Gabana glasses $300
Seeing your dad doing air guitar in his speedo…priceless
Why does anyone even sell Speedos to men??!! There should be a law!
HONESTLY, this EXACTLY why I won’t go camping anymore. There is ALWAYS some guy like this around.
Looks like Chicken Joe from that Animal Planet top breeder show.
I think that’s my dad! I swear to god… He does triathalons and stuff, and my brother sent me the link.
it can’t be yours cause it has to be mine!
The creepy thing about this picture for me is that guy looks way to much like my dad… It may even be him. except he doesn’t shave his body… at least I bloody well hope not…
Ew.
I seriously am laughing so hard I may pee my pants. Best one YET
so i have been looking thru these pages all night and laughing. But then i come across this one, and i think it’s my aunt and uncle. no joke.
Is he playing air guitar? Looks like he’s hitting all the weedlyweedly high notes.
This pic is icon.
He’s air guitaring “Workin’ for the Weekend.”