Mystic River

July 3rd, 2009

Mystic River - Vacation

Seemed like a perfectly good place to set up camp before he arrived.

(submitted by Marc)

94 Responses to “Mystic River”

  1. Tony Baloney says:

    Is he playing air guitar? Looks like he’s hitting all the weedlyweedly high notes.

    This pic is icon.

  2. Ylrac says:

    so i have been looking thru these pages all night and laughing. But then i come across this one, and i think it’s my aunt and uncle. no joke.

  3. Heather says:

    I seriously am laughing so hard I may pee my pants. Best one YET

  4. Adam B. says:

    The creepy thing about this picture for me is that guy looks way to much like my dad… It may even be him. except he doesn’t shave his body… at least I bloody well hope not…

  5. nugget says:

    I think that’s my dad! I swear to god… He does triathalons and stuff, and my brother sent me the link.

  6. keyjo says:

    Looks like Chicken Joe from that Animal Planet top breeder show.

  7. dje says:

    HONESTLY, this EXACTLY why I won’t go camping anymore. There is ALWAYS some guy like this around.

  8. Rondi says:

    Why does anyone even sell Speedos to men??!! There should be a law!

  9. Geoff says:

    Getting your hair done at the salon $55

    Dolce and Gabana glasses $300

    Seeing your dad doing air guitar in his speedo…priceless

  10. mebinger says:

    Oblivious to everyone at the time Uncle Vern took off his pants for a nice swim at the lake. Oblivious to Uncle Vern, he accidentally put on Aunt Betty’s bikini briefs instead of his speedo. An honest mistake.

  11. gat says:

    Why would you even need to photoshop that dude into the photo? That guy in ANY photo would be awkward, so why go to the trouble of moving the awkward from one pic to another?

  12. Emy Kate says:

    Is the t-shirt tucked into the speedo….

  13. Philthy82 says:

    You need your eyes checked. There’s nothing photoshopped about this pic. This is the genuine awkward article.

  14. Karyn LaBelle-Cook says:

    All I can say is…”WHY.”

  15. Bobbie says:

    No! Wait!! I got it!!!

    You put your left foot in
    You put your left foot out
    You put your left foot in
    And you shake it all about…….

  16. lmgc says:

    If it’s not Photoshopped, then the guy is standing on a blanket that magically turns into a picnic table.

    • Kristi says:

      Or perhaps that is the end of the picnic table so we can see what is on the ground behind it… which is a blanket?

    • NuttyMom says:

      Agreed, looks photoshopped. Good call. It probably is some guy from a triathalon (or some kind of sports activity). I would still like to know what he was looking at…Well, I think I know what–I just don’t understand why.

  17. bradypants says:

    Duffman loves camping. Ohhh yeahhh!

  18. Christina says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- this actually made my day! very funny!!!

  19. Frank says:

    “Honey- Where’re my pants?”

  20. troismama says:

    Well, there’s one more reason why I don’t go camping to add to my list.

  21. madpariah says:

    I hope to god this is in Europe.

  22. NuttyMom says:

    I think he’s realized the front of his speedo covers as little as the back.

  23. Señor_Citizen says:

    Speedo = banana hammock

  24. CRU says:

    How strange this lady pops up in your photo of Uncle Herman playing in the park.

  25. Larry N says:

    A man enjoys life at a place he worked and paid for?Sad photo but I bet he don’t care!
    Go for it,Dude.

  26. emm says:

    ‘slingblade II’–just when you thought carl was locked up for life…

  27. Kevin K says:

    His skin looks like an ad for gravity.

  28. George says:

    Looks photoshopped to me.

    • wvufan says:

      Even if it’s photoshopped, under what circumstances would a pic of the dude in the back NOT be awkward??

      • El Kev says:

        Yes, it’s photoshopped. It has to be. And probably, if you’re preparing for a triathalon or something similar this would be normal. Other than that, definitely awkward.

    • Rick says:

      Now you mentioned it…..
      I does…
      The guy suddenly looks to small

  29. Brocade says:

    Someone find out what brand of razors he uses to get a shave THAT close. *shudders*

    • e5z says:

      Yeah, I thought it wouldn’t be nearly as creepy if the guy had some hair on him.

      But then I realized he probably has cancer, and he’s out enjoying life, and now I can’t laugh at it anymore.

  30. Peter says:

    Is this one of those photos where you pretend to take a picture of the foreground only so you can capture a pic of the complete whack (sorry, no pun intendend) in the background?

  31. Insanewiches says:

    He’s giving us a bit more information than we need to know about!

  32. The dribbler says:

    It’s fun to forget about perspective and imagine him as a little devil over her shoulder. Or more apropos, Mango from SNL.

  33. Don says:

    “Honey, couldn’t you have used the port-o-pot like everyone else in this park? The ranger just told me that was poison sumac where you decided to ‘get back to nature’. I’ll get the Calamine lotion.”

  34. Cloud says:

    Turns out, Martha misread the brochure. Uninhabited≠ Uninhibited.

    And hey, was I the only one that immediately though Micheal Jackson at first glance?

  35. Hazel says:

    The butt cheeks are exposed, yet he covers his noggin. Doesn’t he know that ALL skin is susceptible to dangerous UV rays?

  36. DOGSAREPAWSOME says:

    Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

  37. Chazlette says:

    Michael Jackson, is that you?

  38. Mikki says:

    At first glance, I thought he was peeing.

  39. Kelli says:

    That’s a photo bomber if I have ever seen one!

  40. CG says:

    Reminds me of some terrifying footage of Simon in “Real Housewives of New York.”

  41. “No Honey – even if you remove your pants, simply “miming” that you are fishing isn’t going to catch our dinner”

  42. Katie says:

    Lance Armstrong needs to get out of the photo

  43. Lily says:

    Contrary to conventional wisdom, air guitar does not “butch” up a skimpy flowered Speedo.

  44. BroadwayBohemia says:

    That dude’s muscles are gnarly.

    EWWW!

  45. Sally says:

    The awkward part about this picture is her hair!

  46. Samael says:

    now that’s awkward

  47. MB says:

    “The Hills Have Eyes” but no pants

  48. LilyBear says:

    I’m horrified by this one.

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