4th of July: The Headless Seaman

A day to celebrate the good ol’ magenta, gray, and blue.

(submitted by Susanne)

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66 Responses to “4th of July: The Headless Seaman”

  1. emm says:

    dad, mom, the kids, and the ghost of barney…

  2. woahhhh! what is that smoky stuff?

  3. Frank says:

    Look at all that smoke coming from his neck after his head popped off.

  4. Juno and Pancakes says:

    Sorry… I just don’t understand this. I must be in a fog.

  5. SLC says:

    middle child’s eyes never recovered…

  6. Deb says:

    Nothing makes a holiday memory like billows of oddly-colored smoke, I guess…

  7. michelle says:

    WT*?????

  8. Kurtacus says:

    This settles it, Jimmy, no more sugared beets for your holiday side dish. It just doesn’t sit well with your digestive system.

  9. theguid says:

    I know there’s fun in there, let’s smoke it out ‘em!

  10. Mark says:

    Is that smoke or just a big, magenta hairdo?

  11. SeƱor_Citizen says:

    More importantly, dig the matching t-shirts!

  12. Ummm...........Greg? says:

    Whose head explodes purple!?!?!? I mean really, come on!!!

  13. Wainscott says:

    It was at this moment that dad realized he should have payed attention to the warning sign posted on the barbed wire fence they scaled to get into the woods that was the training grounds for the national guards. Check out little man who spotted the sniper in the grassy knoll to the left of the family right after the smoke grenades went off.

  14. Insanewiches says:

    The taller kid has got smoke in his eyes and looks like he’s going to cry…the smaller one is low enough and couldn’t care less! Funny.

  15. Graziela says:

    Looks like ol’ smokey from LOST is about to claim its next victim, in a festive shade of purple. ;)

  16. bigdaddybeef says:

    the smoke monster from “LOST” on vacation with the family.

  17. DOGSAREPAWSOME says:

    Aww, lil’ Brendan & Brandon are going to be coughing up magenta phlegm for the rest of the weekend!

  18. grimey says:

    WE HAVE A NEW POPE!

  19. lovedoctormike says:

    If what they say about second-hand smoke is true, then someone here will need an oncologist.

  20. Winry says:

    Haha look, the child’s rubbing his eyes from the smoke.

  21. howaboutthat says:

    Poor Jimmy, we always suspected he was an airhead.

  22. Denise says:

    It takes a highly skilled photographer to compose such an awkward photo. And watch out, Junior’s about to pee his pants. Give a kid some warning, sheesh!

  23. Orin says:

    Dammit! I just had Vietnam flashback!

  24. Vacatiuon photos from Lost Island. A photo with the smoke monster is $10 and a required waiver is mandatory. Sometimes, the bad people in the group will be thown into the trees and killed. Sad, but what a great vacation story.

  25. Emer says:

    Hilariously, the smoke cloud looks more like a backwards French flag than anything else…

  26. The Mist: July 4th edition

  27. El Kev says:

    This is what it looks like when ninjas go on hiking trips.

  28. lisalisa says:

    i love how the little one in the front left looks like he’s in a cloud of tear gas. good family times.

  29. StEpHaNiE says:

    matching t-shirts and chemical poisoning — yeah, it’s a party!

  30. graphicartist2k5 says:

    AAAHHH!!! IT’S PATRIOTIC TEAR GAS!!!!

  31. Steve says:

    Purple smoke, the smoke of royalty!

  32. Karyn LaBelle-Cook says:

    How many times do I have to tell you, If you don’t want to be in the photo lil’ Johnny….just say so!

  33. Leghound says:

    No matter if the kid falls off a cliff the parents call out to hold it while they fetch
    the camera.Kids are crying.gagging and waiting to hurl and they still yelled smile.
    Bet they don’t fall for that ole this will hurt me more than you line after this

  34. Rubysarms says:

    And this is the year Dad dressed up as “Cotton Candy Head”

  35. Jeff says:

    “Jeannie! JEANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  36. Geoff says:

    Aaaaaaaaah MY EYES!!!!!!!!

  37. Ed says:

    ‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky …

  38. cynthia says:

    they told dad he had to quit smoking

  39. colleen says:

    Two sons on right seem remarkably unfazed by the whole thing. Youngest is more interested in something happening off to the side.

  40. mustabeenluv says:

    Marco!!!

  41. I'm Lost says:

    This was an early camera test for Lost smoke monster. Black narrowly beat out magenta.

  42. SarahKate says:

    Wow, they have really ticked off the LOST Smoke Monster, I’ve never seen it turn red before!

  43. KC says:

    I crush your head.

    uh… oops.

  44. William says:

    Purple haze all in my brain
    Lately things just don’t seem the same
    Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
    ‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky!

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