The white at the top looks like a dollar bill to me, because there is a very distinct dollar on the left side of his thong.
This photo is disturbing on so many levels! I hope their grand-kids don’t see this!
The stripper kind of looks like Tom Jones, and the woman on the right is a dead ringer for my Kindergarten teacher, so this picture if very strange for me..
There are lots of photos of older women posing with male dancers. The fact that someone sent it in does not make it awkward. Now, if this picture were in a family photo album, AWKWARD.
No, but the extremely uncomfortable look that the woman on the right has, and the look of desperation that the man has does. At least the woman on the left is enjoying herself.
I think the awkwardness has something to do with the giant box of tissues, multiple polariods and the skoal can in his hammock. Or maybe just the ladies eye glasses.
I’m not even sure the ladies in the picture are into this “moment,” especially not the lady on the right–her face is registering something just short of disgust, and she may be flicking away the man-paw on her shoulder.
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EXIT now!!! Please EXIT!!
The white at the top looks like a dollar bill to me, because there is a very distinct dollar on the left side of his thong.
This photo is disturbing on so many levels! I hope their grand-kids don’t see this!
Looks like the girls really got the VIP treatment — look at the premium seating inches away from the Exit!
O M G!
Pretty sure I see a sock peekin’ out there…
Too bad he’s gotta stuff to make a buck.
I was hoping that wasn’t an “enhancer”, but you confirmed my suspicions. SAD!
The stripper kind of looks like Tom Jones, and the woman on the right is a dead ringer for my Kindergarten teacher, so this picture if very strange for me..
Is this ‘family’? I like this site…but please…this is borderline stuff…
1) they look like sisters to me! 2) stop complaining and laugh!
and that’s their baby brother!
Puh-lease…. get a sense of humor or go to a clean religious humor site!
lighten up! it’s hilarious!
Is he keeping his chewing tobacco in his posing pouch there?
I was very concerned about that particular issue. Something’s very wrong there.
Grandma? Nooooo!
This one really did make me LOL! Go ladies!
He uses his tip money to buy all the gym socks he uses!
Wasn’t this guy the host of solid gold? And whats the kleenex for??????
There are lots of photos of older women posing with male dancers. The fact that someone sent it in does not make it awkward. Now, if this picture were in a family photo album, AWKWARD.
No, but the extremely uncomfortable look that the woman on the right has, and the look of desperation that the man has does. At least the woman on the left is enjoying herself.
My family album contains a picture of my grandmother with a male stripper. No lie.
Your grandfather was a male stripper??
LOL
I think the awkwardness has something to do with the giant box of tissues, multiple polariods and the skoal can in his hammock. Or maybe just the ladies eye glasses.
Is it just me, or is that a sock in the junk? The little white smidge at the top gives something away.
and what’s with the box of tissues?
oh sweet jesus. That’s awkward.
That stuff, in his man-panties…are those dollar bills?
MAN-PANTIES!!! haha for the win!
We call ‘em MANTIES in my house ( as in “Dear, would you please throw your manties in the hamper?”)
Now THAT’S a family picture! Haha.
100% chance his stage name is Tony.
More gross than awkward. :s
Looks like his briefs are stuffed with rocks.
SRSLY ewwwwwwww.
ewwww ewwww ewwwww ewwwww ewwwwww…..is that thing wet ?? did he just dunk it in that drink ???? ewwwww grab a towel and put some pants on….
I don’t want to know what’s in that banana hammock but it isn’t a banana…is it his cellphone?
It looks like one of those little oval, flat plastic coin cases. So he can give change.
Is that a box of kleenex on the table? Did that guy use kleenex to stuff his, um, lovely magenta briefs?
OMG! Why can’t I avert my eyes???
This is perfection. Everything that is right and good in life is right here captured on film.
Note the box of tissues on the table. I’ll second that ewww and raise you an ‘erp’.
It’s a very LARGE box of tissues.
Polaroid check, Dollar bills check, box of Kleenex check, KLEENEX Whaaa?
Um…what is the round thing where his ho-ha is supposed to be? i’m not getting it….it’s like a flattener? isn’t that like, “anti-stripper” type stuff?
Maybe it’s a chastity belt. That would be neat. He could be a stripper with moral obligations. Though, I think thats kind of an oxymoron.
Love the snazzy window treatments. Did they go to a Motel 6 clearance sale?
What the heck is in that hammock!?!? Ewww!
Where’d you guys find this shot of dad?
I’m with Laura on this – ewwwwwwww.
Wow John Kerry is really buff.
That was a good one!
That’s not a compound bow, its a sock.
Is that a wedding ring he is wearing??
He also accepts debit.
Just swipe your card!
Oh man, that’s terrible!
I’m not even sure the ladies in the picture are into this “moment,” especially not the lady on the right–her face is registering something just short of disgust, and she may be flicking away the man-paw on her shoulder.
If a stealthy caress is flicking away she can come by my house anytime.She looks happy to me.
oh hells yes
Grown women having a good time is fantastic,not ew.Teenagers making out at the mall hoping
to offend someone-EEwwwww! just EEwwwwwww!
OH. MY.
is that one of the baldwin brothers?
Good to see Joe Namath is still finding gainful employment.
Is that a sock in the guy’s shorts?
Those gals should be so outraged by the deception that they go and dig out their dollar bills.
Freakin’ gross.
I agree….
Nothing like a pitcher of Pepsi and a night with the Chippendales.
It’s the box of tissues that disturbs me.
Yeah, me too.
hahaha – i didn’t notice that at first
Just…ewwww. No, really. Ewwww.
I agree that is “Ew”
I feel ya, Laura… guys in thongs don’t do anything for me, either.
Sweety, got change for a five?
…hehe. great idee – need change. cool…
people do everything for MONEY. lol