A jazz-hands inspired burn.
(submitted by Nick)
ahhahha o that sucks this happened to me vacationing in Mexico I enlisted the help of my little sister to put sunblock on my back and ended up with her hand prints lol
This is like an advertisement for T-shirts. Look at all the good they can do, all the horrors they can prevent, or just cover up….
比纹身 更有价值 cool!!!!
I love you, caption people… “jazz-hands” made my day lol
Oh that Schneider!
This is good but not as good as a guy on my trip to Mexico City to see US-Mexico World Cup qualifier in 2001. Mr. Super Spirit used some face paint and wrote “USA” on his forehead but didn’t use any sunscreen first (so he ended up like this gent but with USA on his face). The topper was the next day back from trip he had some business meeting (I think he worked for the World Bank or some int’l development organization) so being Mr. Rah Rah US really wasn’t helpful. Awkward!
Elementary, my dear Watson … the sharp and clear edges of the hand shapes clearly indicates that the old man has made two hands of paper and then stuck these pieces to his body thus making everybody wonder how it could have been done.
Good Lord, Holmes … I think you are right!
Zip it up Mr. Handyman! LOL
I simply made a comment implying that he must’ve fallen asleep on top of someone already sunbathing, and it was blocked. Our censor seems to be more sensitive than this poor dude’s epidermis.
Hahaha… Now that is funny. Almost about this picture is great! From his smile to his stance!
I think the most awkward part of this photo is the half-down zipper….
Is it just me, or does anyone else notice that the left hand appears to have a 6th finger at the bottom?
You should see his wife suntan, there are feet outlines on her back.
You know he could just have a regular old sunburn. Then, as he was posing for the camera he suddenly realized he was doing a “south beach” pose and quickly switched positions before the camera snapped it.
You know what would have kept that from happening? A duster.
Oh, no is the duster trying to take the place of the bow??
Great picture! Not awkward at all.
So, is that an alien head on his towel?
Handy Andy is at it again
Farmer’s tan – FAIL!!!!
It’s from sunscreen. Probably a joke.
after too many mojitos……….our hero fell asleep on the beach only to wonder what became of little billy.
LOL! JAZZ HANDS!!!!!
It would be an awkward photo even without the hand prints.
I say he “fell asleep” with self-placed gloves on him.
Maybe someone hugged him from behind with sunscreen on THEIR hands…therefore he did not get burned there.
does anyone EVER read the posts prior to posting??? Yeah,… i guess someone hugged him after putting on suntan lotion..I think 5-6 people said the same thing…….if you have nothing to post, then post nothing at all..
Jeez, that’s mean.
Suddenly, a tiny voice was heard from inside, screaming “Let me outta here!” That’s when everyone’s worst fear was realized: Uncle Terry had eaten little Marky.
Nice. Very nice.
I think somebody with sunblock on their hands ambushed him–a grandchild maybe?
he has four hands!!!
His smile is certainly awkward. Or scary….
See, I instantly thought that someone (maybe a kid?) gave him a hug from behind. If they had sunscreen on their hands, it would transfer and prevent him from burning in those places.
Maybe I thought this because as a kid, I would purposely ‘miss’ places on my sister’s back with sunscreen. She spent many summers with strange patterns on her back from my twisted sense of humor.
See? Told ya!
Oops, didn’t realize that it posted…
Why does everyone ALWAYS think that pics are photoshooped?!?
This man obviously realizes that he has handprints on himself…Just look at his face….
Why the heck does everyone ALWAYS think that pics are photoshopped? Ugh!
Feel the burn!
I would have said taht he had sunscreen on his hands then he hit his stomach. (That happened to somebody I knew before.) But it doesn’t look like he didn’t use sun screen. Poor guy.
So do you think he fell asleep with his hands on his sides?
Either that or a who can do the chicken dance the longest competition!
That is such an awkward place for a tan hand!
Boo….obviously photoshopped. Funny enough without the hands.
omg…that is not photoshopped.
It has to be photoshopped — how else would it happen? If those were his hands, the tops of his hands would be sunburnt. It really doesn’t make any sense.
His hands aren’t sunburnt because from his elbows down, he already had a good tan going. The rest of his arms and torso were probably pail white – so they sunburnt.
Also, the hands are probably small and cartoony because when you rest your hand naturally your fingers have bend in them. NO BODY sleeps with their fingers straight out! That takes a lot of muscle control.
I call real awkward deal here!!
I can’t believe no one has mentioned suntan lotion. We used to spread all kinds of designs onto ourselves when we were kids, just for yuks.
Someone probably wrapped their hands around him after putting on sun-block. Similar thing happened to my husband in Hawaii. The only place he didnt burn was where i pinched his nipple after i put on my sun-block. Had I thought about it before hand, i would’ve written terrible things on his chest with my finger as he slept in the sun. mwaaaah….
Ha ha! This isn’t good enough to be photoshopped… can we say ‘paint’
That was not Photoshopped – it looks like Grandma just slathered a kid with sunscreen, then the kid gave Grandpa a hug from behind, leaving sunscreen on Grandpa.
Hey, that’s cool! I didn’t think about that — I’ll have to try that.. lol…
maybe he fell asleep and someone put gloves there to make the mark. though why you would have gloves at a beach I don’t know.
I see two places he wont hurt tommorrow!
Made me laugh!
you’ve got to hand it to him
your comment is the best, hands down!
hahahahahaaa that one made me laugh
“Don’t, don’t you want me? You know I don’t believe it when you say that you don’t need me!”
Are those kids hand prints?? creepy
Was he wearing Mickey Mouse gloves or what? Those finger outlines look way too cartoonish to be real – and too small for a grown man. That alone is extremely creepy. Also, the left hand would have had to been flipped to be correct, or his thumb was practically resting on his nipple for the entire sunbathing experience. Awkward.
I’m guessing his fingers were bent a bit or something. From what you can see of his hands, his fingers do look a little stumpy…
I thought the same thing too about the shape of the fingers, but realistically, it’s obvious he was lying there for hours, so while the sun changed position in the sky, it cast little shadows on different parts of his stomach from his fingers. So I think that’s what caused the gloved-hand effect.
Ouch! ….. THAT’S gonna leave a mark!
Let’s give the boy a haaaaand….or two.
His torso is doing its best Macaulay Culkin impression.
HAHA, omg, Yes! Where has that comment been all my life? So much win.
This is too funny. If I was him I would have to show everyone my fabulous tan lines.
hand tan lines on his chest and a zipper that’s half way down…. hmmmm… someone has been into mischief.
and by the size of those hand prints, he’s been with a kid.
sick… I certainly hope not.
That looks like a kids towel he has over his shoulder…probably a Batman one!
I’m not so sure he knows about that sunburn
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