Shot Through The Heart

August 4th, 2009

Shot Through The Heart - Engagement

Sometimes cupid needs more firepower.

(submitted by anonymous)

94 Responses to “Shot Through The Heart”

  1. Bill says:

    Not going there. Older now. Must Miantain Dignity!

  2. Bunty says:

    If I could turn back time …………….

  3. Frank says:

    I’ve heard of shooting off your mouth, but this….I’m not going there.

  4. chris says:

    cher did it first and looked a little less….awkward!

  5. Bernardo says:

    It’s Slim Pickens’ (see Dr. Strangelove) son, only he’s several steps away from riding a nuke.

  6. jerry says:

    Reason for divorce: Hank promised so much more!

  7. jerry says:

    The date began well, and was somewhat . . . promising. But for reasons nobody could understand, Judy left . . . disappointed.

  8. Laura says:

    Is it just me or does he look SUPER excited about the whole cannon thing? Awkward, indeed.

  9. 45TR1D says:

    Hope that this one not frame don the mantlepiece…. awkward

  10. Chris says:

    He was so pleased to see her 🙂

  11. Desdes says:

    Actually my first thought was “God her dress is short”

  12. Hmmm says:

    Jenny, I think that’s just the sun shining brightly on his back, its not ‘shopped.

  13. springjack says:

    Honey, this weird teeter-totter isn’t working right.

  14. Jessica says:

    I give up, genital jokes can be posted but not fart jokes?

  15. Crotch Cricket says:

    Looks like the loch Ness monster in the waves

  16. Patty says:

    hey now all you Freud pagers, sometimes a woman awkwardly straddling a cannon is just a woman awkwardly straddling a cannon…

  17. Glenn N says:

    I think she looks to good to be married to a guy like that. But maybe that is why she married him, for his big cannon – LOL.
    Since I photograph engagements, it is a kind of strange setting. Should have been taken on the ledge to the left. But then the photo would not be here.


  18. Ryan says:

    This just looks.. wrong.

  19. k says:

    paging dr. freud, paging dr. freud…

  20. Stephen Dupree says:


  21. Penny D. says:

    I have to wonder if they intended to take a shot so fraught with delicious innuendo, or it was a (very) happy accident. Either way, the viewer wins.

    Also, docks are a terrible place to be barefoot.

  22. lurker says:


  23. mjdg says:

    Shot through the … something ….

  24. M C says:

    He only wishes.

  25. Sigmund says:

    Paging Dr. Freud!

  26. Mike says:

    Uh… paging Dr Freud

  27. Serp says:

    Gotta love that first date innuendo…

  28. Jenny says:

    Something about this is off… thinking Photoshopped, only because the back of his shirt has that funky part sliced out. Unless he’s missing his left arm and shoulder… and it’s too weird of a “shape” to be wind blowing…

    • Tonya Lynn says:

      i think its just the wind blowing the back of his shirt out… you can see a little bit of his left elbow behind his right one but only if you are really looking…

  29. doggiekittymama says:

    Kind of cute and original. Beautiful background probably made it hard to resist.

  30. Mary says:

    Her: How’s this?
    Him: A little farther back.
    Her: Better?
    Him: Nope, a little farther back.
    Her: Is this far enough?
    Him: Nope, just a little farther.
    Her: Ker-splooosh! Glub glub glub…
    Him: Perfect!

  31. Summer says:

    Whoa he better watch his hands…

  32. Karasu says:

    Hmm. It’s probably supposed to be a cute hand-holding thing, but it just looks like she’s trying to keep his mitts off her goods.

  33. chrysti says:

    Wow…. Imagine the honeymoon they’re looking forward to!

  34. Chris says:

    Honey, I don’t think this is going to work.

  35. Joe says:


  36. TinTX says:

    This CAN’T be for real!! Please, someone tell me that these folks, um, shot this… for the site.

  37. Sandy4 says:

    They’re doing it wrong.

  38. GuardMama says:

    Shot through the heart –

    and YOU’RE to blame…baby, you give looove..a bad name

  39. SweetPetunia says:

    I have so many comments I want to say about his “cannon” , but don’t know where to start. LOL!! And, you can’t even see the poor girl’s face. But, maybe that’s a good thing right now. 😉

  40. Barry says:

    Someone’s got some firepower!

  41. Poetikat says:

    Talk about an “indecent proposal”.

  42. Cincoflex says:

    Nothing Freudian here, nope–not the angle, or the fact it’s him to her, muzzle end up—

  43. laurie says:

    Shot through the heart
    And they’re to blame
    They give love an awkward name.

  44. snowrider says:

    I know they were thinking “cute vacation picture” but this is just strange. ANY picture of a human…especially a female, straddling a cannon is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

    • dramaking says:

      I think that straddling anything is going to automatically increase the awkardness of any photograph…like you said, “WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!”

  45. Jim says:

    “Ummm…Honey? I dont’ want to scare you on our wedding night, but…ummm…do you know what symbolism means?”

    “You betcha!”

  46. DGH says:

    some subtle symbolism for the night ahead

  47. stepstranger says:

    I don’t know why, but the awkward photos near the sea seem to be the MOST awkward for some reason. Reference Denimoes and the ferry guy with his leg three rungs too high. Something about that saltwater air…

  48. Alekx says:

    This is just…wrong without doing much.
    Very embarrassingly suggestive even if that wasn’t their intention.
    No shoes.

  49. Wavy-Gravy says:

    “The Shot” heard round the world.

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