Sometimes cupid needs more firepower.
(submitted by anonymous)
Not going there. Older now. Must Miantain Dignity!
If I could turn back time …………….
I’ve heard of shooting off your mouth, but this….I’m not going there.
cher did it first and looked a little less….awkward!
It’s Slim Pickens’ (see Dr. Strangelove) son, only he’s several steps away from riding a nuke.
Reason for divorce: Hank promised so much more!
The date began well, and was somewhat . . . promising. But for reasons nobody could understand, Judy left . . . disappointed.
I agree! False advertising should not be tolerated…
Is it just me or does he look SUPER excited about the whole cannon thing? Awkward, indeed.
Hope that this one not frame don the mantlepiece…. awkward
He was so pleased to see her 🙂
Actually my first thought was “God her dress is short”
Just what I was thinking!
Jenny, I think that’s just the sun shining brightly on his back, its not ‘shopped.
Honey, this weird teeter-totter isn’t working right.
I give up, genital jokes can be posted but not fart jokes?
Looks like the loch Ness monster in the waves
hey now all you Freud pagers, sometimes a woman awkwardly straddling a cannon is just a woman awkwardly straddling a cannon…
I think she looks to good to be married to a guy like that. But maybe that is why she married him, for his big cannon – LOL.
Since I photograph engagements, it is a kind of strange setting. Should have been taken on the ledge to the left. But then the photo would not be here.
This just looks.. wrong.
paging dr. freud, paging dr. freud…
I have to wonder if they intended to take a shot so fraught with delicious innuendo, or it was a (very) happy accident. Either way, the viewer wins.
Also, docks are a terrible place to be barefoot.
Shot through the … something ….
He only wishes.
Paging Dr. Freud!
Uh… paging Dr Freud
Gotta love that first date innuendo…
Something about this is off… thinking Photoshopped, only because the back of his shirt has that funky part sliced out. Unless he’s missing his left arm and shoulder… and it’s too weird of a “shape” to be wind blowing…
i think its just the wind blowing the back of his shirt out… you can see a little bit of his left elbow behind his right one but only if you are really looking…
Kind of cute and original. Beautiful background probably made it hard to resist.
Her: How’s this?
Him: A little farther back.
Him: Nope, a little farther back.
Her: Is this far enough?
Him: Nope, just a little farther.
Her: Ker-splooosh! Glub glub glub…
Whoa he better watch his hands…
Hmm. It’s probably supposed to be a cute hand-holding thing, but it just looks like she’s trying to keep his mitts off her goods.
LOL thats exactly what I thought!
Wow…. Imagine the honeymoon they’re looking forward to!
Honey, I don’t think this is going to work.
This CAN’T be for real!! Please, someone tell me that these folks, um, shot this… for the site.
They’re doing it wrong.
Shot through the heart –
and YOU’RE to blame…baby, you give looove..a bad name
I have so many comments I want to say about his “cannon” , but don’t know where to start. LOL!! And, you can’t even see the poor girl’s face. But, maybe that’s a good thing right now. 😉
Someone’s got some firepower!
Talk about an “indecent proposal”.
Nothing Freudian here, nope–not the angle, or the fact it’s him to her, muzzle end up—
Not at all. I have no idea what you are talking about…
Shot through the heart
And they’re to blame
They give love an awkward name.
I know they were thinking “cute vacation picture” but this is just strange. ANY picture of a human…especially a female, straddling a cannon is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
I think that straddling anything is going to automatically increase the awkardness of any photograph…like you said, “WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!”
“Ummm…Honey? I dont’ want to scare you on our wedding night, but…ummm…do you know what symbolism means?”
some subtle symbolism for the night ahead
I don’t know why, but the awkward photos near the sea seem to be the MOST awkward for some reason. Reference Denimoes and the ferry guy with his leg three rungs too high. Something about that saltwater air…
The high rung ferry guy is my fave — thanks for the reminder to take another look.
OMG! That is one of our family faves, too!
He is my fav too! Beyond an appropriate level of casualness…
The good ol’ days…sigh…
This is just…wrong without doing much.
Very embarrassingly suggestive even if that wasn’t their intention.
you said it perfectly…we all know what we’re thinking but it’s too awkward to say it!
Really dude? All the things going on in this picture and you got to “no shoes”?
“The Shot” heard round the world.
Gives a whole new image of a shot gun wedding!
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