Saturday Night Special: Watchman

We thought this one was timeless.
(submitted by Wanda)
Tags: hair, mullets, pose
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He also has this in a banana hammock, but the day totally called for a thong, it accentuates the mullet and watch so much better.
I have one word for this… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
He’s just so darn proud of his new Timex!
Tears are coming out of my eyes I am laughing at this so hard!!
Needed a new screensaver- so thanks!
hahaha! Right with you on that!
Me TOO!!! Oh man!
Is this the real Dale Gribble?
This is totally not Dale, it’s Boomhauer.
Definitely Boomhauer!
Patch Boomhauer.
I love that there is a electrical socket that blends into the background
ooo what time is it? It’s time for luuuuv!
hahahahahaha!!!
Yo, hell yeah. who raided my family portraits? The electric socket is the hottest thing in the photo.
Indroducing, the new Speedo editition Rolex Watch………Now you will always know when it’s time to turn down the lights and turn up the va va va voom on your banana hammock/mullet love god.
I am laughing so hard, I’m crying!! SO funny!
Giggity. Gigg.
Yeah….that was my reaction. He is SO out of proportion! Like a cartoon.
That’s not a Timex, it’s a SWATCH! I’m not sure what’s more awkward – the mullet, the Speedo, or the fact that he’s clearly proud of his new Swatch!
what time is it, party time (at least in the back)
i guess the leopard print swatch was on backorder
Nice pants, very fine, very chick.
Especially love the decorative light socket by his left ankle. Really adds to the general atmosphere.
Looks like he is about to turn around and you can just imagine the photographer and all others in the room shouting, “NO!”.
First thing I said literally:
Oh my gawd : (
Some may question the combination of a mullet and a banana hammock style thong. I on the other hand completely get it. They both have the business end in the front and the party end in the back.
“Dad, I found this picture in the closet, and now I’m running away. FAR AWAY!”- Son of Bananna Hammock
Ahhh, I can’t un-see this!
DAD???!! NOOOOOO!!
No tan lines. He has been working at this for awhile, people.
Funny, I seem to be the only one who noticed that there is an electrical outlet on the cheezy backdrop. LOL
OMG! I think I saw him at the swimming pool here in Germany last week!
Armshelf points. Or is he asking someone for a dance? Can you imaging the response?
I feel dumner after looking at this.
That’s a little hard to imagine. Since it’s spelled dumBer.
I bet this guy thought he was something in his phoenix tri-fold sunglasses, belly shirt and high top nikes, I wonder if he had a trans-am
I’d place bets it was an Iroc-Z.
With a T – top.
What time is it? That’s right… it’s sexy time.
That’s the best, I’m dizzy from laughing.
dad?
OMG! I am seriously crying from laughing too hard!!!! I don’t think I could have kept a straight face if I was the photographer!!!! lol
Dude – if you’re gonna wear a bikini, you gotta get the bikini wax!
OMG, this looks like my first husband when I left him 30 yrs ago!
I can see why you left. Good move on your part!
“Looks like it’s time to put some pants on.”
What I’d like to know is, what’s Wanda’s relationship with this guy, that she leaves the pic up with 387 responses (so far)?
I swear this is my manager from two jobs back. He showed some of my coworkers pics of him cage dancing. I’d be willing to bet this was included in those pics.
People quit making fun of him. Obviously, he’s competing in a body building competition.
this is as cool as that family photo of the mullet people (mother, daughter er son, and father) all have SUPER rocknroll hair……..it makes me wanna find these people and ask them if they’re aware of these photos being on the net……this guy totally rules!
If this is Saturday night special, I’d hate to see the other days.
Giggity!
“Who watches the Watchman??? Lita Ford.”
LOL, I was depressed at work and decided to check out my fav website, and boy did this cheer me up! This guy is hilarious!!!
Another thing I wana mention, I think it’s so refreshing and cool to see all these light hearted comments… there’s never a need to be mean here, as we all have our own proud awkward family pics from back in the day… in the end, this is all in good fun!
Keep ‘em comin folks… you rock!
Arm shelf 4 life!!!!
boomhauer for sure!
“I’ll rejoin the awesomeness in moment, ladies. Now, excuse me while I CHECK OUT MY WATCH!” *flexing grunts*
It was his special way of trying to get a date with the photography girl at Target.
What’s with the watch, does he actually have to be somewhere? “I’ve only got 5 minutes for this sexay photo shoot, starting……now!”
Seriously, can you imagine being his hairstylist earlier that day….and listening to him talk about what he was planning on doing after you got done re-perming his mullet and styling it “just-so” with gel, hairspray, and leave-in conditioner??? And honestly trying not to laugh while he’s talking so you can pay attention to what you’re doing?
He looks like he’s very proud to be able to take this photo…as he should be, he’s fit and not too bad looking….but, eeh…the mullet and thong would have to be replaced…………wow!
I love the fact this chap scared the bejesus out of me and made me laugh in equal measures!!
Definitely photo shopped…..
Thanks, now I have to wash my brain in acid…
Love the plug outlet on the bottom right
What time is it? I’ll tell you what time it is.
Wanna buy a watch?