Saturday Night Special: Watchman

We thought this one was timeless.

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446 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Watchman”

  1. Poodle says:

    He also has this in a banana hammock, but the day totally called for a thong, it accentuates the mullet and watch so much better.

  2. beth says:

    He’s just so darn proud of his new Timex!

  3. Airportlover says:

    Tears are coming out of my eyes I am laughing at this so hard!!
    Needed a new screensaver- so thanks!

  4. Amy says:

    Is this the real Dale Gribble?

  5. Claud says:

    I love that there is a electrical socket that blends into the background

  6. Chris says:

    ooo what time is it? It’s time for luuuuv!

  7. Brett-Brett H. says:

    Yo, hell yeah. who raided my family portraits? The electric socket is the hottest thing in the photo.

  8. elizabeth says:

    Indroducing, the new Speedo editition Rolex Watch………Now you will always know when it’s time to turn down the lights and turn up the va va va voom on your banana hammock/mullet love god.

  9. Cathy says:

    Giggity. Gigg.

  10. Stephanie says:

    That’s not a Timex, it’s a SWATCH! I’m not sure what’s more awkward – the mullet, the Speedo, or the fact that he’s clearly proud of his new Swatch!

  11. duff says:

    what time is it, party time (at least in the back)
    i guess the leopard print swatch was on backorder

  12. pupo says:

    Nice pants, very fine, very chick.

  13. Erika says:

    Especially love the decorative light socket by his left ankle. Really adds to the general atmosphere.

  14. Ryan says:

    Looks like he is about to turn around and you can just imagine the photographer and all others in the room shouting, “NO!”.

  15. Nami says:

    First thing I said literally:

    Oh my gawd : (

  16. b-rad says:

    Some may question the combination of a mullet and a banana hammock style thong. I on the other hand completely get it. They both have the business end in the front and the party end in the back.

  17. “Dad, I found this picture in the closet, and now I’m running away. FAR AWAY!”- Son of Bananna Hammock

  18. ahhhhhh says:

    Ahhh, I can’t un-see this!

  19. Fumbly says:

    DAD???!! NOOOOOO!!

  20. Darryl says:

    No tan lines. He has been working at this for awhile, people.

  21. Martin says:

    Funny, I seem to be the only one who noticed that there is an electrical outlet on the cheezy backdrop. LOL

  22. physco-delic says:

    OMG! I think I saw him at the swimming pool here in Germany last week!

  23. Missy says:

    Armshelf points. Or is he asking someone for a dance? Can you imaging the response?

  24. out2jen says:

    I feel dumner after looking at this.

  25. D.B. Wells says:

    I bet this guy thought he was something in his phoenix tri-fold sunglasses, belly shirt and high top nikes, I wonder if he had a trans-am

  26. Drewdog49 says:

    What time is it? That’s right… it’s sexy time.

  27. Jkethat13 says:

    dad?

  28. Lisa says:

    OMG! I am seriously crying from laughing too hard!!!! I don’t think I could have kept a straight face if I was the photographer!!!! lol

  29. DD says:

    Dude – if you’re gonna wear a bikini, you gotta get the bikini wax!

  30. Shay says:

    OMG, this looks like my first husband when I left him 30 yrs ago!

  31. Jackie says:

    “Looks like it’s time to put some pants on.”

  32. Marc70 says:

    What I’d like to know is, what’s Wanda’s relationship with this guy, that she leaves the pic up with 387 responses (so far)?

  33. bipolarbear says:

    I swear this is my manager from two jobs back. He showed some of my coworkers pics of him cage dancing. I’d be willing to bet this was included in those pics.

  34. Puffy says:

    People quit making fun of him. Obviously, he’s competing in a body building competition. :)

  35. Greg says:

    this is as cool as that family photo of the mullet people (mother, daughter er son, and father) all have SUPER rocknroll hair……..it makes me wanna find these people and ask them if they’re aware of these photos being on the net……this guy totally rules!

  36. Woosey says:

    If this is Saturday night special, I’d hate to see the other days.

  37. linglingo says:

    “Who watches the Watchman??? Lita Ford.”

  38. Marlene says:

    LOL, I was depressed at work and decided to check out my fav website, and boy did this cheer me up! This guy is hilarious!!!
    Another thing I wana mention, I think it’s so refreshing and cool to see all these light hearted comments… there’s never a need to be mean here, as we all have our own proud awkward family pics from back in the day… in the end, this is all in good fun!

    Keep ‘em comin folks… you rock!
    Arm shelf 4 life!!!!

  39. drew drew says:

    boomhauer for sure!

  40. aaron says:

    “I’ll rejoin the awesomeness in moment, ladies. Now, excuse me while I CHECK OUT MY WATCH!” *flexing grunts*

  41. Deborah says:

    It was his special way of trying to get a date with the photography girl at Target.

  42. BSE says:

    What’s with the watch, does he actually have to be somewhere? “I’ve only got 5 minutes for this sexay photo shoot, starting……now!”

  43. SakuraBlossom says:

    Seriously, can you imagine being his hairstylist earlier that day….and listening to him talk about what he was planning on doing after you got done re-perming his mullet and styling it “just-so” with gel, hairspray, and leave-in conditioner??? And honestly trying not to laugh while he’s talking so you can pay attention to what you’re doing?

    He looks like he’s very proud to be able to take this photo…as he should be, he’s fit and not too bad looking….but, eeh…the mullet and thong would have to be replaced…………wow!

  44. Casey says:

    I love the fact this chap scared the bejesus out of me and made me laugh in equal measures!!

  45. goober says:

    Definitely photo shopped…..

  46. Heather says:

    Thanks, now I have to wash my brain in acid…

  47. Jason Velazquez says:

    Love the plug outlet on the bottom right

  48. Fauntleroy says:

    What time is it? I’ll tell you what time it is.

  49. Cyndi Lauper says:

    Wanna buy a watch?

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