Marley (red head) finds the adoption papers Blanche had hidden and confronts her parents. And Nick (upper right) admits he has a problem with eavesdropping.
This Week on JUNGLE! : Erica (lower right) gets fed up with Nick’s infidelity and makes a drastic decision. Christine ( upper right) announces to Dad she is taking over the family business come hell or high water. Blanche’s mental health (low center) takes a dive and she decides plastic wrap will keep the aliens from posessing her body….
Grandpa Jones never returned from his African safari. His body was never found. Nothing was left except for a heavily-trampled campsite and a camera with one photo in it: a closeup of a charging elephant.
The Andersons pose for the holiday snapshot in their Jungle Room, but sister Mimi pauses to contemplate what the room will look like with green shag carpeting on the walls.
Jessica still hasn’t spoken to her sister for stealing her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Samantha and Josh have teamed up to oust every one else out of Grandmother’s will right under the nose of oblivious business tycoon Dad. Little does Josh know that Samantha has her own agenda, and it all has to do with the family secret. Schemes. Betrayal. Really bad family portraits. All this and more on the next episode of…The Elephant Room!
It may not be the WB anymore… but the caption wouldn’t have been NEARLY as funny! And OMG…I didn’t even notice the elephant picture until I re-read the title again! This is one of the best pictures/captions in a long time! Bravo!!!
Leopard print arm shelf: check!
Vacant stare off into the distance: check!
Did someone unpack the matriarch? No, we don’t have time to remove all the plastic wrap! We’re about to lose the older sister! Just put her in the chair and snap the picture already!
Everybody looks like they’re having a major conversation in their head with themselves. Oh, and it’s no longer the WB. It’s now the CW. I’m just sayin’.
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If that’s a mirror it’s easy to understand why she’s looking in that direction!
I have a picture of the other half of that elephant. My family and I use it as a backdrop for all our family photos. So Twilight Zone.
That reminds me of my mother! And so does the woman in the leopard print chair!
Mm looks like she’s late for her Gallagher show
the girl in the red is eyeing the elephant gun across the room and thinking “Not a jury in the land would convict me.”
At least Dad looks somewhat happy…or is he gritting his teeth?
LOVE the title! laugh out loud…
I think they might be headed to a fancy schmacy Republican event with one daughter going under duress.
Perhaps the girl on the right was distracted by a spider on the wall.
Even though the parents look quite older, they do have some attractive daughters.
they forgot to unwrap mom.
Hahahaha! Nice comment! I also love the original caption.
We all have to start our independent film careers somewhere.
I didn’t even notice the elephant until i looked a second time. How funny.
Marley (red head) finds the adoption papers Blanche had hidden and confronts her parents. And Nick (upper right) admits he has a problem with eavesdropping.
This Week on JUNGLE! : Erica (lower right) gets fed up with Nick’s infidelity and makes a drastic decision. Christine ( upper right) announces to Dad she is taking over the family business come hell or high water. Blanche’s mental health (low center) takes a dive and she decides plastic wrap will keep the aliens from posessing her body….
What about Veronica (lower left) and Trevor?
What if this were a Spanish soap opera/telenovela?
Oh, the drama.
Grandpa Jones never returned from his African safari. His body was never found. Nothing was left except for a heavily-trampled campsite and a camera with one photo in it: a closeup of a charging elephant.
Awesome!
this is just an awesome comment. Trying to muffle my laughing at work.
Poor blind girl, nobody told her where to look at.
HAHAHA! good one.
my thoughts exactly, I kept thinking of the oldest sis from little house on the prarie
Looks staged.
isn’t any photo where people are looking at the camera staged?
This is clearly a candid shot.
The Andersons pose for the holiday snapshot in their Jungle Room, but sister Mimi pauses to contemplate what the room will look like with green shag carpeting on the walls.
Ok, that made me laugh.
Also, my first thought was that the sister in red was blind and they forgot to face her towards the camera. Awkward.
Hahahaha! Debra, that’s terrible! Terribly funny!
Maybe she is on lookout?
lm*o..hysterical
I thought that too!
Captivated by the Stuffed Zebra head on the opposing wall, Jen missed her photo op…
Perfect! My new favorite!
Looks like mom is the only one smart enough to prepare for the inevitable shower from the elephant’s trunk.
loud snort!
Based on the body language and facial expressions in that pic, I would suggest that the title of the WB show is:
“Ten Things We Resent About Our Mother”
I thought you wrapped the FURNITURE in plastic to keep it nice?!
Jessica still hasn’t spoken to her sister for stealing her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Samantha and Josh have teamed up to oust every one else out of Grandmother’s will right under the nose of oblivious business tycoon Dad. Little does Josh know that Samantha has her own agenda, and it all has to do with the family secret. Schemes. Betrayal. Really bad family portraits. All this and more on the next episode of…The Elephant Room!
Nicely done! ^5
well angie your is the best post .. you describe with is going on in this picture… CORECTLY GOOD FOR YOU
When I first read the title, I thought it was referring to the Dad, who is wearing all grey and everyone seems to be avoiding.
I like imagining that the picture of the elephant is actually a mirror . . . .
FABULOUS
Was dad an Ivory hunter?
It may not be the WB anymore… but the caption wouldn’t have been NEARLY as funny! And OMG…I didn’t even notice the elephant picture until I re-read the title again! This is one of the best pictures/captions in a long time! Bravo!!!
I like that the animal print chair is by the elephant and everyone gathers round! They’re all dressed up but nobody wants to go!
good one!
When will people learn how to use a flash properly? Probably never.
Bizarre. To keep mom fresh, they’ve wrapped her in plastic.
Hey, whatever works!
Hilarious! I love how the girl in red is rolling her eyes and the only one smiling is Dad.
It looks like they had high hopes for this photo that somehow did not quite come off….
I agree…I can sort of see where they were going with this, but they didn’t get there.
….which is how they ended up HERE.
…HERE being pure unadulterated awkwardness! Yes!
Leopard print arm shelf: check!
Vacant stare off into the distance: check!
Did someone unpack the matriarch? No, we don’t have time to remove all the plastic wrap! We’re about to lose the older sister! Just put her in the chair and snap the picture already!
Priceless
GREAT comment!! My eyes were drawn not to the picture, but the shawl or shrinkwrap, too. I’m still laughing at your words!!
leapin leopard print, it’s a jungle in there
i hope the chair is in the show….
Poster from the early 90′s psychological thriller ‘Stalker-Elephant.’
Everybody looks like they’re having a major conversation in their head with themselves. Oh, and it’s no longer the WB. It’s now the CW. I’m just sayin’.
No, selena…noone’s talking to themselves…
“Yes, they are!”
“No they’re NOT!!”
“SHUT UP!”
“LET HIM TALK!”
Girl in Red: “Fine! I’ll be in your stupid picture, but I WILL NOT look at the camera. Oh, and if this ever shows up on the internet….”
She’s wishing the picture of the lioness eating the monkey could be in the picture.
Great caption! I like the Glamour Shots wrap thing on mom.
What’s up with the one eyed elephant?
a one-eared elephant, too
Reminds me of the opening sequence to Family Feud
Hilarious!
Yes! Exactly what I thought!
Indeed.
Good one-”Let’s start the family fued!”
Yep, you can make the teenagers pose for the photo… but you won’t win that battle.
…now all i can see is mum on the lepoard skin…. grrrrrrrrrr : D
schwizzelling a martini…
..that’s ’cause Mom’s a real COUGAR!! RwwOOOOooaarr…!
NICE!!!! LOL!
Caption is perfect!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Absolutely agree!
I laughed out LOUD on that one! ha ha ha!
.. they’re brothers!.. the ears gave it away…
one of these kids is doing there own thing…
It’s hard to talk about the problem since there always seems to be an elephant in the room…