This family also believes strongly in the right to bear farmers’ tans.
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Or “bare” as the case may be.
Love this photo!
I’ve got to get my hubby & boys to do this pic… 
OK kids … Dad made an appointment at the photo studio so we can show off our farmer tans. Make sure to wear to wear a black T-shirt and a grimace. Nah, that’s not awkward at all.
I hope Mom was watching them pose for this picture and laughing so hard that she was crying.
I know I’m crying from laughing so hard!
I can tell who DRIVES the pick-up and who RIDES shotgun!
LOL That’s so funny!!
‘The Right to Bear Farmers’ Tans’ ROFL – The Right to BARE Arms! AFP caption makers, you are UBER clever!
ok, cute.. all of them.
The dad looks like he’s going to punch the oldest son in his kidney! I think he’s going to enjoy it too.
Crud. I didn’t know it was going to load this comment! Stupid slow internet of mine.
Actually, the kidney-punching dad was the first thing I noticed, too.
hahaha I was thinking the same thing. I’m glad to know I’m not the only one.
The oldest one looks like he’s going to punch the middle son in the chin and the middle son looks like he’s going to punch the youngest in the ear! I can just imagine the chain reaction….
I thought the dad looked like he was holding onto the sons side. Kinda weird.
Spray tan, people!!!!!!!!
Oh my. All you can see is floating heads and arms.
The dad looks like he is going to punch the oldest son in his kidney. I think he’s going to enjoy doing it too!
Intimidating!
You looking at me???
Hahaha. My favorite part is that none of them have really big arms, except kind of the dad.
I knew these guys in high school. they were not friendly…
They ain’t lookin’ too friendly now either…
I can see why. If my dad made me do stuff like this on the weekends, I’d probably be pretty defensive, too.
ugh. for some reason, I hate this picture.
Yeah I’m not digging it either. Probalby coz it’s so danged awkward!
all thats missing is a compound bow!
“Honey, call the cops!”
“OMG why?”
“Because we brought our GUNS to work today!” {Kisses each pec}
F-I-R-E-P-O-W-E-R!!!
“Each bicep,” you mean? Hard to imagine kissing your own pecs without a trip to the emergency room.
good catch, gmcfly…now I’m picturing the self-pec kissing and resulting contortions and LM*O…
call the vet these puppies are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@
someone’s gonna get 5 *$$whoopins when these guys find out about this…
Hope someone brought some tape…’cause these guys are RIPPED!
EXCELLENT!!!!! Hadn’t heard that one before, and it’s MUCH better than the gun show line. I’m using this from now on.
Chances are that at least one of the three kids hated doing this. My money’s on the kid in the middle.
I just have to laugh when looking at that. Dated a guy who still poses like that; he was close to 50 then; his guns were pathetic…bet they are worse now. HAHAHAHA!
what happened to a good old muscle shirt it would solve so many things here! LOL This was almost a super cute memory photo, like I said almost . . .
I love this. And the one who has the biggest arm, the dad, isn’t even showing it as much.
It looks like they are about to punch themselves in the face. Which is what you get when you play with a loaded weapon.
exactly what I was thinking!
LOL!! I was totally thinking “farmer’s tan” before I scrolled the rest of the way down and read the caption.
I think its cute
Its all in fun and you can tell the subjects of the picture know its silly. If they were dead serious… it’d be awkward!
Please, gentlemen, pull your sleeves back down before we all go snow blind.
the dad’s head looks abnormally large for the rest of his body
does anyone else think that the dads head is dispreportionant to his body??? PHOTOSHOP ANYONE???
Um, no. The proportions look normal when you compare his head and arm. The trouble with comparing it to his body is that you can’t actually see his body. They’re shot from the waist up and they’re wearing black. Not disproportionate at all.
They may have some guns and farmer’s tans but the majority of them (Daddy Dearest included) are making “girl fists” and will break their thumbs if they really try to punch something!
Where are their bodies!!!
(my monitor is a bit on the dark side so all I see are their heads and farmer tan arms!)
Am I the only one who wants them to launch into Madness’ “One Step Beyond”?
WINNAH!!! WINNAH!!! Best ’80’s flashback comment of the night!
ROTFL…Perfect!!
Actually, it looks like the dad has his hand on his son’s waist, like a prom picture. Now that’s awkward.
So….much….testosterone….
Or lack thereof….
These men are exhibiting strong biceptual tendencies.
FTW!
fantastic…WIN!
WIN!!
WIN by FAR!!
Air arm shelf!
best comment ever…air arm shelf LMAO did anyone else ever hear it called an arm poser?
“Macho, macho man…I want to be a macho man.” (x4)
Stick an Eveready battery on his shoulder and I’d knock it off…the youngest one I mean. I figure this 48 year old could take the 6th grader no problem.
The caption is even better than the photo!
I love this — true awkwardness. The kid in the middle looks like “I will do this, but you will NEVER show it to my friends!”
(And why does someone always think it’s clever to yell “Photoshop” at any picture that’s the least bit unusual? Instant “experts” — so tiresome.)
I think the positioning of the middle kid, and the older kid’s arm was done on purpose, because unlike his other brothers, the middle one does not look like he has the amount necessary of muscle to fit in with the rest.
A rather scrawny looking child, don’t you think?
poor outcast….
Dad, in a moment of insecurity, wanted to show his sons that he still has the ability to kick thier butt. Anytime they get lippy, he just has to point to the photo above the mantle and say “Who has the biggest bicep, HUH? You feeling froggy boy?!”
Really, every frickin one of them with a farmer tan? Really?
For some strange reason I hear “Popeye” music being played. Did they just eat their spinach? I’m waiting for a moving picture to apear in their arms.
I kinda like it… It’s cheesy and corny, but pretty funny.
The Mom is looking at this photo right now and blowing her morning coffee from her nose in laughter. Really a ridiculous photo! Controlling dad is probably a Tapout fan too.
I guarantee this photo is going to haunt the boys in a few years. No public office position for these guys…LOL!
Someone get some band aids, because these guys are cut!
ok so which one was bringing the guns?? clearly someone forgot!