The Gun Show

September 8th, 2009

The Gun Show - Family Portrait

This family also believes strongly in the right to bear farmers’ tans.

(submitted by Sierra)

105 Responses to “The Gun Show”

  1. HF_Buick says:

    ok so which one was bringing the guns?? clearly someone forgot!

  2. Bean says:

    Someone get some band aids, because these guys are cut!

  3. Snowrider says:

    The Mom is looking at this photo right now and blowing her morning coffee from her nose in laughter. Really a ridiculous photo! Controlling dad is probably a Tapout fan too.
    I guarantee this photo is going to haunt the boys in a few years. No public office position for these guys…LOL!

  4. I kinda like it… It’s cheesy and corny, but pretty funny.

  5. Frank says:

    For some strange reason I hear “Popeye” music being played. Did they just eat their spinach? I’m waiting for a moving picture to apear in their arms.

  6. Kid Kolob says:

    Really, every frickin one of them with a farmer tan? Really?

  7. Michelle says:

    Dad, in a moment of insecurity, wanted to show his sons that he still has the ability to kick thier butt. Anytime they get lippy, he just has to point to the photo above the mantle and say “Who has the biggest bicep, HUH? You feeling froggy boy?!”

  8. Ana says:

    I think the positioning of the middle kid, and the older kid’s arm was done on purpose, because unlike his other brothers, the middle one does not look like he has the amount necessary of muscle to fit in with the rest.
    A rather scrawny looking child, don’t you think?
    poor outcast….

  9. Bridey says:

    I love this — true awkwardness. The kid in the middle looks like “I will do this, but you will NEVER show it to my friends!”

    (And why does someone always think it’s clever to yell “Photoshop” at any picture that’s the least bit unusual? Instant “experts” — so tiresome.)

  10. Gen says:

    The caption is even better than the photo!

  11. Don says:

    Stick an Eveready battery on his shoulder and I’d knock it off…the youngest one I mean. I figure this 48 year old could take the 6th grader no problem.

  12. Maya B says:

    “Macho, macho man…I want to be a macho man.” (x4)

  13. Pinky says:

    Air arm shelf!

  14. Kurtacus says:

    These men are exhibiting strong biceptual tendencies.

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  16. Brittany says:

    Actually, it looks like the dad has his hand on his son’s waist, like a prom picture. Now that’s awkward.

  17. Laura says:

    Am I the only one who wants them to launch into Madness’ “One Step Beyond”?

  18. K.J says:

    Where are their bodies!!!
    (my monitor is a bit on the dark side so all I see are their heads and farmer tan arms!)

  19. Hexipooh says:

    They may have some guns and farmer’s tans but the majority of them (Daddy Dearest included) are making “girl fists” and will break their thumbs if they really try to punch something!

  20. nicole says:

    does anyone else think that the dads head is dispreportionant to his body??? PHOTOSHOP ANYONE??? :)

    • kmac says:

      Um, no. The proportions look normal when you compare his head and arm. The trouble with comparing it to his body is that you can’t actually see his body. They’re shot from the waist up and they’re wearing black. Not disproportionate at all.

  21. Chris says:

    the dad’s head looks abnormally large for the rest of his body

  22. SeƱor Loco says:

    Please, gentlemen, pull your sleeves back down before we all go snow blind.

  23. Heyya says:

    I think its cute :) Its all in fun and you can tell the subjects of the picture know its silly. If they were dead serious… it’d be awkward!

  24. Jules says:

    LOL!! I was totally thinking “farmer’s tan” before I scrolled the rest of the way down and read the caption.

  25. Jeff M. says:

    It looks like they are about to punch themselves in the face. Which is what you get when you play with a loaded weapon.

  26. Lisa says:

    I love this. And the one who has the biggest arm, the dad, isn’t even showing it as much.

  27. stephanie says:

    what happened to a good old muscle shirt it would solve so many things here! LOL This was almost a super cute memory photo, like I said almost . . .

  28. Mango Girl says:

    I just have to laugh when looking at that. Dated a guy who still poses like that; he was close to 50 then; his guns were pathetic…bet they are worse now. HAHAHAHA!

  29. Warren says:

    Chances are that at least one of the three kids hated doing this. My money’s on the kid in the middle.

  30. Tim says:

    Hope someone brought some tape…’cause these guys are RIPPED!

  31. emm says:

    someone’s gonna get 5 *$$whoopins when these guys find out about this…

  32. stephanie says:

    call the vet these puppies are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@

  33. ninjacat says:

    “Honey, call the cops!”
    “OMG why?”
    “Because we brought our GUNS to work today!” {Kisses each pec}

  34. mandy_Reeves says:

    all thats missing is a compound bow!

  35. ellen says:

    ugh. for some reason, I hate this picture.

  36. micah d says:

    I knew these guys in high school. they were not friendly…

  37. Daniel S says:

    Hahaha. My favorite part is that none of them have really big arms, except kind of the dad.

  38. NorandaPete says:

    You looking at me???

  39. Damien says:


  40. ConchordsFan says:

    The dad looks like he is going to punch the oldest son in his kidney. I think he’s going to enjoy doing it too!

  41. Cindy says:

    Oh my. All you can see is floating heads and arms.

  42. Carlos says:

    Spray tan, people!!!!!!!!

  43. ConchordFan says:

    The dad looks like he’s going to punch the oldest son in his kidney! I think he’s going to enjoy it too.

  44. Emileee says:

    ok, cute.. all of them.

  45. Penny says:

    ‘The Right to Bear Farmers’ Tans’ ROFL – The Right to BARE Arms! AFP caption makers, you are UBER clever!

  46. colin kilpatrick says:

    I can tell who DRIVES the pick-up and who RIDES shotgun!

  47. Js says:

    I hope Mom was watching them pose for this picture and laughing so hard that she was crying.

  48. Rick says:

    OK kids … Dad made an appointment at the photo studio so we can show off our farmer tans. Make sure to wear to wear a black T-shirt and a grimace. Nah, that’s not awkward at all.

  49. What in the World? says:

    Love this photo! :) I’ve got to get my hubby & boys to do this pic… :)

  50. Alimo says:

    Or “bare” as the case may be.

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