Wonderland

October 7th, 2009

Wonderland - Solo Shots

Follow the yellow pitcher.

(submitted by Justin)

150 Responses to “Wonderland”

  1. M. Guziewicz says:

    I think he looks very uncomfortable…

  2. What decade is this? It could be the 60′s, 70′s, 80′s, or 90′s gone wrong.

  3. Mary says:

    I became mesmerized by his constant stare….

  4. mel says:

    That pitcher is totally photoshopped.

  5. james says:

    All this picture is missing is an Oompa Loompa

  6. CeeBee513 says:

    I saw that horrid shirt material on the clearance table at Hancocks Fabrics…..90% off. And now you see why :-|

  7. Franci1969 says:

    I think he DID have a hat, but he took it off. for proof: look at the hair at the top of his head.

    also I see evidence that this is not his kitchen. he feels insecure here.
    I found the suggestion that this is at Marnie’s house funny, but this is not her place either.

    • kandee says:

      Definitely NOT Marnie’s pad – wayyyy too messy for that. Nothing appears “regulation size” and she would not approve.

  8. Sarah says:

    I think this is a recent photo. THat is Body Shop soap on the sink isn’t it? So now I am really piqued. What would someone be doing in that outfit now? Ever, really?

  9. dsto says:

    Donny Osmunds socks would look great with this outfit!

  10. El Kev says:

    What is sitting underneath the banana holder?

  11. girlgeek says:

    So he is the person who buys the “banana holder/hanger” for his counter.

    • Jon says:

      Hey, don’t knock the “banana tree” until you try it. It’s just like cutting them down yourself.

      Also, I didn’t notice it in the picture initially so at first I thought your comment was a really bad double entendre….

  12. corkystclair says:

    Although Richard’s debut night at the lounge didn’t go over as well as he’d liked, he was glad to know he had a pitcher of sambuca and children’s Tylenol waiting back at home.

  13. The Outlaw says:

    Oh Uncle Paul.

  14. Ruthie says:

    This man has got to be a college professor.

    • R3 says:

      Optometrist actually…….yes really, and in fact he’s quite successful. Gonna have to tease him about this next time I see him and ask him what that outfit was for.

  15. JLong says:

    Anyone ever see the show “SuperJail”? Yeah…its the Warden after the time cops got him…;P

  16. Melissa says:

    The Mad Hatter in his later years

  17. Maya B says:

    My…ain’t he a dandy!

  18. Suki says:

    I was thinking something like Bill Nye the science guy, but in a flashy suit. OH it’s Bill Nye before a date. :)

  19. Pipergirl says:

    The party invite said 7 for 7:30… hmm maybe I put the wrong date on it….

  20. Karyn says:

    This looks like a photo Diane Arbus might have taken. By the way, I love hcw80.

  21. saynow says:

    I’m thinking mid 80s? Wide lapels and shoulder pads? And for the fabric on that shirt, I have a photo album covered in that exact print and trim from 1986.

  22. Anna Rexia says:

    He reminds me of Arte Johnson. Worse yet, my best friend has the same yellow coffee mugs the man has in his cabinet, and my mother has a set of the blue hexagonal glasses on the shelf above it. Now *I* feel awkward.

  23. Ponyo says:

    Posing for this photo made him late, for a very important date!

  24. sallyomalley says:

    that shirt is AMAZING! It looks like some wall paper I’ve seen somewhere…..

  25. carol says:

    no, no, no!

  26. Supermans Mom says:

    Very creepy resemblance to the rabbit…………

  27. steve says:

    I must admit…I watched the pitcher.
    Expecting it to move.

  28. meh mehndelsohn says:

    Willie Wonka’s weird Uncle Lenny

  29. Monica says:

    OMG…I just noticed I have those same kitchen cabinets, complete with those lovely, vintage pulls….and the BBW soap on the sink. Groan.

  30. Su says:

    I’m getting a “Tom Petty from Don’t Come Around Here No More” music video… creepy.

  31. boston says:

    ITS WILLY WONKA

  32. Ken says:

    The Mad Hatter with no hat?

  33. L says:

    Either Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or the Mad Hatter. Or a cross between the two.

  34. madhatter says:

    What … no top hat? That’s no way to dress for an unbirthday party.

  35. Glicks says:

    Dad’s gonna have a blast at prom!

  36. abqmomof3 says:

    I can’t decide what’s more awkward, his expression or his wardrobe.

  37. eve says:

    Nice to see you again Monsignor, but just because it’s prom doesn’t mean you need a bow tie.

  38. Frank says:

    Party animal. I bet’cha his tie has a spin mechanism. Whirrrr!

  39. db says:

    On Fridays we let him dress himself…

  40. Hahaha says:

    Well, we now know what happened to Willie Wonka after retirement!!

  41. Angie says:

    honey! I didn’t know you would be home so soon! This suit isn’t mine, I swear!

  42. Lee says:

    he does look like the mad hatter (without the hat)

  43. Cam says:

    He looks nervous, scared, and guilty.

    • Robin says:

      I agree, Cam. Perhaps Marnie caught him using the non-regulation size yellow pitcher and has the photo to prove it? I have the same ugly yellow pitcher in my cabinet. It’s my margarita pitcher!

      • Erica says:

        My mom had this same yellow pitcher, and I took it when I moved into my first apartment. 6 years later, I use it to get water for my dogs. However, I will say that I followed in the footsteps and have the updated Tupperware pitcher!

    • carol says:

      Yes, that’s it! Like he just got caught. He didn’t mean for his wife to catch him in that outfit, going to wherever it is that people who wear that type of clothing go!

  44. hcw80 says:

    Harold had just recieved the final divorce decree in the mail. He donned his wedding tuxedo and made himself a plastic pitcher of maragitas. He was not sure if he felt shock, relief, or embarrassment when his neighbor Flo stopped by to ask if he needed some company that night. He simply opened the cabinet, took out another colbalt blue goblet and placed it in her freshly manicured hand.

  45. Brad says:

    lol, My mom has that pitcher

  46. Mari says:

    Is he drinking the Kool-Aid?

  47. Dogdancing says:

    Careful Justin you’re gunna be written out of the will. At the very least he’s gunna put out a hit on you for subbing his picture.

  48. Mary says:

    Since he dressed up so nice for this photo-op, couldn’t they at LEAST have cleaned off the counter and shut the cupboard door? Sheesh!

    • WiltedMagnolia says:

      ‘couldn’t they have at LEAST cleaned off the counter’ OMG you’re kidding, right? I’d never let you in my house if you’re this critical! Wow. There’s a spoon, a tea jug, a can and a towel. Obviously, they were getting ready to go somewhere and were in a hurry. I’m guessing your kitchen is spotless? This one looks pretty dang clean to me.

      Have you never just snapped a picture w/out cleaning up for it? Most all of my pics are like that, unposed.

      Plus, his DD said that he didn’t want to have his picture taken, so I’m sure whoever took the pic was just getting it where they could, and didn’t really care if there were a FEW things on the counter. Not like there were roaches crawling all over it or anything.

  49. Nancy says:

    I wondered if he knew that pretty much everything in the picture (including the soda can) matched his outfit other than the pitcher and the mugs in the cupboard.

  50. Ali says:

    Isn’t this a scene from Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me? Where is the log lady?

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