Size Doesn’t Matter
October 9th, 2009
Congratulations to our awkward couples winners, Josh and Amy, for proving that size really doesn’t matter.
Tags: contest winner, prom
Congratulations to our awkward couples winners, Josh and Amy, for proving that size really doesn’t matter.
Tags: contest winner, prom

that is cute as
n’aww
try this went on a date when i was a teenager remember this well cause we got teased she was 4’9″ little tiny vietnamese girl that my nieghbor trying to fix me up with i’m 5’3″ at that time now my fiance is 5’0″ i’m 5’5″ so we perfect
Note how the picture is cropped off at the bottom. I’m convinced she’s standing in a hole and he’s standing on a box.
Or the other way around!
what an idea.
I would also like to add that hugging a guy who is so much bigger than yourself is the most comfortable, safe feeling in the world <3 I think tall men and short women compliment each other in many ways
*safest, most comfortable. I’ll correct my own grammar before my grammar Nazi brethren start badgering me.
complEment.
compliment is correct.
NO. compliment is NOT correct. A compliment is a positive comment, such as: Your corsage is lovely.
to complemEnt is to make an improvement through addition or an advantageous pairing, such as: he was a good complement to the regiment, or, the red wine and steak complemented each other perfectly.
There is no ignorance so great as WILLFUL ignorance…….
I totaly agree! i am 5’5 and my guy is 6’2. He has about 100 lbs on me, and I LOVE IT!!
This looks like me and my boyfriend. I’m a very petite 5’2″ and he’s a large man of 6’4″, so I don’t really find this awkward. But it’s a really cute pic.
Sorry – couldn’t resist the grammar bit. But I agree. My wife is 4’11″, and I’m 6’2″, and we couldn’t be happier. We get looks every once in a while, but who cares? Love doesn’t care about size.
>_> weird
You can’t beat this… I’m 5’6″ and my bf is 5’8″. What now suckas?!?!? Now that’s awkward…
I’m 5’4″ and MY bf is 6’6″……. THAT is awkward, but we make it work..
I’m 5 ft and my boyfriend is 6’2″. It’s pretty hilarious!
If this comment is to the post above, 5′ to 6’2″ is more than 2 inches.
i think it was meant for the first one when she said she is 5’6 and her bf is 5’8.. “now what sukas?!?!” since what she wrote IS only 2 inches and not a big deal at all
That’s only a two inch difference…did you mean to type something else????
I assume there was an attempt at a joke being made, but thanks for playing along folks.
speaking as a relatively short guy (5’1″) with a tall wife (5’10″)…this is nice and refreshing to me.
5’1′ isn’t relatively short for a guy, it is extremely short for a guy!
thats mean
You know what’s mean? Nature! For making him so short!
My fiance is 6’4, I’m 5’5…not so bad. We were shopping one day, and I have this thing about needing to keep my eye on my purse at all times in the cart… so I said stay put!! He laughed and said…”Who’s gonna bug your purse with me standing here anyway?” He had a point.
I think the picture is cute, although he’s leaning on her… I worry about her getting squished…(in other circumstances as well) ;o)
Talk about awkward. My boyfriend is 6’9″ tall and I’m 5’4″. Man try to dance is the hardest!
6’9″?!? Are you dating Shaq?
Shaq is a 7 footer…just saying…
Speaking as a woman well over 6 feet tall…would you Shorties please stop unnecessarily depleting the world of tall guys? Give a Big Gal a break here! I’m not about to go walking around with a guy who barely clears waist level, for crying out loud!!
Thank you!!!!!! I’ve been thinking that for yyyyyyyeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrssssssss……. Everywhere you go there you see these really good looking tall guys…… and then right beside them is a tiny girl that doesn’t look like she should be out of kindergarten…… Life can be so cruel….. lol
Tall men like petite women..thats just how it is…
Yikes. Sweeping generalization much? Have you met every tall guy to make that statement?
I’ve met my fair share of tall men attracted to tall women like me….
It’s whatever the individual is attracted to geez…
However this pic does remind me of how me & my ex must have looked lol
well, thinking from a genetic standpoint, it makes sense that short women go after tall men… if short women mated with short men, their children would be doomed to eternal shortness.
Not seeing the awkward here…
So, I’m tempted to say “Awe, cute.” but what hits me is that she looks like a sweet little … GIRL. I’m sorry, it’s just oddly like someone from high school dating someone from elementary school… I hear banjos.
Best last minute zinger ever!
ditto Katie!
awww cute
Timber!
Hahahaa….the comments are too funny!! lol I am laughing and trying to keep quiet at the same time.
i might have just wet myself…
Her head could fit in his mouth.
OK so I read the comments string. Where exactly is the picture in here?
Awww this is adorable! I’m so happy for them!
These comments are so hilarious and definitely a lot more funny than the pic! I have cried laughing at all the “grammer police” comments….too funny! Thank you for making the end of my work day go by a lttle faster!!!
Nearly peed @ this comment
Lerxt says:
December 29, 2010 at 10:39 am
“My wife is a carbon atom and I am Galaxy cluster ACO 3341.”
bahahahahahaha! sciencetifical funnies!
I was reading everything in the middle of the page and could NOT stop laughing. This picture is just a picture. Grammar? Really? It was hilarious anyway. THANK YOU. Hehehe…
dang son! if refridgerator perry jr. tips over on kate moss over there, shes dooonnnnneeee.
All I could say is.. Aaaawwww
Well what about this. I am a 6’1″ girl and my boyfriend is 5’4″.
Send pics!!!! Send pics!!!!
You are a brave brave women!! You go girl…
I have thoroughly enjoyed this whole thread!! The grammar and spelling police, included!! Thanks all! Lauging is good for a body!
I went to a dance with a guy who was 6’6 and I am 5 foot. The next day I had the worse neck pain of my life from looking up the entire night!!!
well, you could have looked down…
bahaha… thank you sir, that just made my day
This is sooooooooo sweet!!!!!! it really shows everyone has differences but that it dont matter.
All I gotta say is I hope she doesn’t accidentally fall into his french fries
Now that’s funny!
that just seems a little bit mean. do you go to high school, perchance?
I love that your name is “Anonymous” and yet you have a pic…..
lmaolmaooo thanks for pointing that out heather!
I actually have the opposite problem with my fiance…I am 5’11″ and he is 5’5″, Plus I weigh about 80 pounds more than him…AWKWARD…I will have to send in one of our engagement photos.
looks my bf and me. my bf is 6.5 and im 5.2
aw. my uncle is 6.7 and his wife is 5.1. crazy, right?
Aww this is so cute. my junior year I dated and went to prom with a guy that was 6’11 anddd I’m only 5’5… people looked at us like we were crazy all the time for our size difference but it never mattered. kudos to other awkward sized couples
awww thats so sweet:)
I wonder what the kid’s will look like…..
Never mind the child, imagine what SHE will look like after giving birth to his child!
I bet every other kid would like like the Mom and vice versa!
haha, dang too funny. i would say very AWKWARD? -_-
i think it’s so cute!
Bahahahahahahahahaha
Yeah, but those toenails are hell on his shins !
LMAO!
This is much like my prom photos as well I was 4’11″ amd he was 6′ 7″. Good times. I am sure you can imagine the bj jokes that were made. I doubt this poor couple was safe from teasing.
Awww! I’m 4’10 and my husband is pushing 6’2.
So, is he huge or is she teeny? Or…both?
both
oddly, he is both
Ding, ding ding! We have a winner!
How do they dance, or potentially…you know.
I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!
she stands on his feet!
@ EXTREME: Size doesn’t matter…. Only poor workmen fault their tools….
better words could not be spoken
Obviously you have experience with poor tools. Tsk. Tsk.
Apparently… “SIZE” does matter…
hahahaha, hmmm seems to be true
Looks similar to my wife and I. We are not quite as substantial. I am 6’2″, and she is 5’1″.
my wife and ME
actually, it is I
Nope, sorry. It’s “me.” You only use “I” if a verb is going to follow. If he said “looks similar to how my wife and I look,” then that would be correct. But based on what he said, if you take out “my wife and,” you are left with “looks similar to I,” and that would be incorrect. Thank you, come again.
I was going to correct the police to the grammar police as well. Then I saw your comment, I felt the need to make my support known.
It all makes sence now how i was failing english class!!
What does it matter whomever referred how the pictures are quoted…the quirkiness, strange yet so true that people would pose in such behaviour are
weird, odd & in some ways include some humorous background is what makes up the imbalance in the world we all have to live in…to keep it us from insanity!
behaviour isn’t a word. neither is sence.
Behaviour is a word, it’s just Canadian spelling.
Dear Grammar police,
I just thought I would point this out…
“looks similar to how my wife and I look,”
The comma should be outside of the quotation marks. Thanks for playing, now go find a hobby.
Does it really matter something is said on this website! One should look at this website and not have to worry about grammer!
grammar
Regarding “The comma should be outside of the quotation marks. Thanks for playing, now go find a hobby”:
Commas always go within quotation marks. Colons, semi-colons, and every other punctuation mark go outside, unless they are part of the quote or dialogue itself.
I’d make a snide remark about coming again and finding hobbies, but I just realized this is a week late. Oh well. I get the last word. Muahaha.
I should also add that periods go inside quotation marks. My bad.
Ya’ll really need to find something better to do. I’m in high school and we fight about more meaningful things than this.
P.S
Don’t correct me on “Ya’ll” it’s how I talk.
I can’t help myself. The use of the word “y’all” isn’t inappropriate in itself. It’s the way you spelled it that is incorrect. If it is in fact “the way you talk,” then you should probably attempt to learn how to spell it. It is a contraction of the words “you” and “all,” which means the band-aid (kindergarten talk for you grammar-phobes) goes where the words crashed. Hence, the word is “y’all.” Merry Christmas!
“Grammar-phobes”? I ain’t ‘fraida no grammar!
Behaviour is also the English and Australian spelling.
It amuses me that people who are posting here are telling others to stop posting here and get other hobbies.
It’s ironical. (Lest that begin another grammar/spelling flap, I’m joking about “ironical”.)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Really? I’m sitting at work with nothing better to do than laugh at others unfortunate photo ops.
I want to thank all of you who have previously commented on this picture. You have managed to totally advert the attention from this darling couple to the fact that the majority of us care WAY too much about others ignorance.
LOL. Again, thank you. I have laughed more at this sequence of comments than ANY picture I have seen on this website.
Sincerely,
Amused
Bahahahaha…Amused forgot his/her apostrophe at the end of “others” to indicate the possessive plurality of all that ignorance.
Y’all are funny!!!
I agree with AMUSED, the comments are funnier than the photo! Y’all are nuts!
THANK YOU to Grammar Police for point out that commas and periods go inside quote marks! This is one of my biggest pet peeves!
For Laughter is the Best Medicine: Punctuation marks only go inside quotes in American English. Over here we keep them outside where they belong, thank you very much.
Oh yes… The piccie is adorable. I sure hope for her that if they ever have kiddies they come after her. I mean… OUCH!
im 12, and even i know u r being stupid. this is a website 4 people 2 have fun and laugh at funny pictures. im trying 2 take a break from school here, people!! and dont try 2 correct me. this is how i like 2 type. grammar police, u started this and its stupid. END THIS WAR NOW! STOP THE VIOLENCE! thank you for listening.
An easier way to remember is to think about the sentence without “my wife” in it. “Looks similar to I” doesn’t make sense, but “Looks similar to me” does, therefore “Looks similar to my wife and me” is correct. I hope this helps
THANK YOU!! This entire thread was a hilarious read! I cracked up laughing so hard. Especially the ‘oh well. I get the last word. Muahahaha’ Now I just wish I had someone around to show, and share the laughter with… too bad they’re isn’t none of my friends and family around to show this here thread to right now. There really missing out!
ohhh yeah… that was on purpose. Thanks again for the laugh!!
twitch! my head is going to hurt the rest of the day! why would you purposely hurt the poor english language like that?
Im 5’1…my hubby is 6’8″…just something sexy about the tall guys.
Haha! Thanks for making my dull day more amusing. I totally forgot what the whole pic was about. At first i was depressed when I saw the word “grammar” being mentioned since it’s summer and I despise grammar, but you definitely showed me a bright side to it. You guys no humor!
And I did that on purpose.
Wow, a 12 year old girl is more mature than all the grammar cops. Thank you, Abi! (What is Abi short for?)
short 4 abigail. thank you for being the only person to agree w/ me.
Dear “Abi,”
Obviously the numbers are not ALWAYS how you type, because you just wrote “Thank YOU FOR being the only person TO agree with me.” Maybe you should stick with your default (the correct way of writing). It isn’t irritating.
thats so funny
its so cute
how do they dance
Cheek to… ah… cheek!
This actually looks a bit like my prom picture. I went with a guy who was 6’5″. I’m barely pushing 5’1″.
Well let’s have it!
I have you beat. My husband is 6′ 11″ and I’m 5′ 4″ giving us a total of 19 inches apart. However, it is true that size doesn’t matter. We married each other for characteristics besides size.
HAhahaha. “Married for characteristics besides size”? I think thats her way of saying her husband is uh….not so endowed. lol
you know thats really quite rude, you should keep your lame comments to yourself
Right back atcha!
I thought it was funny. I mean, seriously, you’re spending time looking at silly photos, you should have a sense of humor. I’m sure anonymous wasn’t the only person to think it. I did, and then I chuckled when I read that someone else actually said it.
I am in the same boat. I’m 4’11 and my fiance is 6’5 =]
I got you beat. I’m 4 foot 11 inches. My husband is 6 foot and 11 inches.
I’ve got you beat, im 1 foot 13 inches, and my husband is 9 foot 36 inches.
hehehe!
I’m an amoeba whereas my girlfriend is a spiral galaxy
My wife is a carbon atom and I am Galaxy cluster ACO 3341.
sounds like thimbelina married goliath
ROFLMAO!!! I think I just peed a little!! ;-P
Oh man I just laughed uncontrollably for like 5 minutes!! lol that is too funny great timing!
Hahahahhahaa, good one!
lol…everyone is saying “i’ve got you beat” or something like that. haha
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
In other news, yesterday was thursday and today is friday
Ya don’t say, Watson!
Well that’s one girl that never has to worry about being attacked when her man’s around!
you are soo funny
!!!!
hahahaha
awww thats cute
i agree
lol!!!!