Care For A Cookie?

October 12th, 2009

Care For A Cookie? - Christmas

This woman is totally prepared for Christmas. Only problem… it’s October.

(submitted by Jennifer)

165 Responses to “Care For A Cookie?”

  1. ShadyBrady says:

    Was she trying to make her hair look like the tree?

  2. Laura says:

    now here’s something i bet you’ve never seen in your life! it’s called a christmas tree…

  3. big dave says:

    triple threat, she can do hair, make-up and cook.

  4. grannypanties says:


  5. Pieton says:

    She reminds me of that guy from Little Britain.

  6. melzie says:

    What is up with the tree? At the top it looks like a real tree. But did anyone notice the bottom of the tree? It looks like it’s a paper cut-out. I can’t figure out the puzzle of the tree!

    • Bugle T says:

      The part that looks cut out is actually a chair. Look closely at the “cut-out’s” right side, and you’ll see the seam/piping of the chair.

  7. Margerita McCottie says:

    The best comment is from Awkward Turtle on October 14. If only y’all could know this fabulous gal like I do.

  8. Double J says:

    Isn’t this the cover of the new Stevie Nicks Christmas album?

  9. HeatherW says:

    There’s LITERALLY so much I could say. So much.

  10. clamum says:

    I don’t really see the whole awkward thing in this picture, compared to the others on this site.

  11. Sunny says:

    Long time lurker- first time commenter. This site is so funny and I can’t hold back the comments any longer! She looks like a teacher. I taught 6th grade in ’91 (in Texas), and she could’ve been one of my colleagues. Perhaps those are cds in the background (instead of dvds). Those items on the bottom shelf look like VHS.

  12. jenniep says:

    Ill pass on the cookies but Ill have some of that congnac shes advertising

  13. kate says:

    I really hope she sprayed her hair before she made the cookies! Nothing says Christmas like a mouth full of Aqua Net

  14. CarrieM says:

    Jazz hand.

  15. diana says:

    Do NOT eat those cookies!!!! Her eyes are glowing red!!!!! Worse than that, she’s wearing a holiday vest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!

  16. paul says:

    Christmas at Stevie Nicks house – 2019.

  17. Texas Ex says:

    Kristen is right. The disposable gladware makes this picture fairly recent. I’m guessing she’s a Texan. Big hair proudly lives and thrives in Texas.

  18. Jillie says:

    only five years? I remember using those for my lunch in grade five. That was 11 years ago.

  19. Noga says:

    I was just going to say…so proud of your cookies that you can’t even put them on a nice plate? Didn’t think it through too much…

  20. caitlin says:

    considering she has snowflakes on her turtleneck, snowflakes and panda bears on her vest, and the most tricked-out xmas tree ever, those cookies are seriously disappointing… did she run out of red and green sprinkles? no rice krispie wreathes? no tree-shaped sugar cookies? i feel kind of robbed…

  21. Rayne says:

    I’m not even sure this is a real person, she looks like one of those fake plastic people you get to put in store windows, you like a life size 90s barbie

  22. KalamazooGirl says:

    Me thinks she’s been in the Cognac she is advertising on the wall

  23. Awkward Turtle says:

    I bet Christmas at this woman’s house is awesome. Enormous spread of homemade dishes, lots of laughter and Christmas music, and probably some cognac with dessert. Let’s just hope she never stands too close to the hot Christmas lights with that hair.

  24. axon says:

    Frozen smile, medicated looking eyes, shiny face…..she must be auditioning for Madame Tusseau’s Wax Museum.

  25. Poo says:

    True, that’s exactly what I was thinking.

  26. dsto says:

    “Care for a large container of awkward?”

  27. Chely says:

    Does anyone notice that the bottom of the Gladware container looks frosty? I think she froze last years leftover Christmas cookies and is showing everyone they are still ggod.

  28. Chely says:

    So totally agree, it’s Marjorie!

    Side note, I use to work in a store that sold that exact congac print and it was only a year and a half – two years ago.

  29. Amy says:

    Let’s hear it for AquaNet! Woohoo! Probably a good things the picture wasn’t taken in front of the fireplace.

  30. Ken says:

    Yes, but this was the audition photo she sent to be a presenter on QVC.

  31. Carrie says:

    Looks more like “Care for some half-eaten picked over cookies that no one else wanted?”

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