Ass-Kissers

October 26th, 2009

Sometimes you gotta’ do what you gotta’ do.

(submitted by Sarah)

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62 Responses to “Ass-Kissers”

  1. Liss says:

    Looks like a wedding photo! Was this the maid of honor or best man??

  2. Mark says:

    I’m curious as to just whose ass they’re kissing….

  3. Whoa says:

    Pinocchio had really hoped he would have been turned into a real boy in time for the Blue Fairy’s wedding.

  4. Matt K says:

    Such a cute ass!

  5. Nancy says:

    Why? Just why?

  6. oi says:

    The ass looks baffled.

  7. Denise says:

    No question they’ll be together forever since apparently they both thought this was a good idea. I don’t think that donkey’s too into it, though.

  8. doggiesmomma says:

    gives a whole new meaning to you can kiss my ass

  9. Scott says:

    Crazy Liberals!!

  10. suzzie says:

    At just that magical moment, the ass declared them man and wife.

  11. hcw80 says:

    Are these Democrats celebrating their wedding?

  12. hcw80 says:

    I just love the look in the old, white donkey’s eyes. It is complete exasperation.
    “Hey, Wilbur and Jean….Less nuzzle and more carrot in my muzzle.”

  13. MCR says:

    Russell and Maria thumbed their noses at tradition, eschewed the cake, and instead started a new tradition by eating the Live Wedding Donkey!

  14. Amice says:

    This would be awkward enough in street clothes, but put the wedding spin in, and I’m sensing trouble.

  15. bruno the bruiser says:

    Whatever the circumstances are, the one in the middle in not as into this sort of thing as the other two are.

  16. yucata says:

    i am betting on a bet

  17. Madness says:

    Is this some sort of fertility rite? Also, the donkey does not look amused.

  18. gruven_reuven says:

    Here comes the mule, all dressed in white…

  19. TheDorsalFin says:

    Looks like somebody took the phrase, “Kiss my pale white ass,” literally.

  20. Laurie says:

    I love the lady’s shoes! Where can I get a pair?

  21. Shonda says:

    Now, John, dear, if you just give a kiss to Mother when I do, she’ll forgive us for eloping.

  22. nite owl says:

    Poor ‘lil ass….

  23. kandee says:

    Ok, I definitely wanna know the back story on this one. Why? Just why?

  24. Descartes_Danse says:

    By the power vested in me by the Great State of Missouri …yadda yadda … I declare you husband and wife.

    You may now kiss my boney ass.

  25. wannabeerbad says:

    Shouldn’t the caption read “Whatta Jackass!”?

  26. BadgerFan says:

    Great! Now my mental image of a menage a trois will forever be linked to this photo!

  27. ballfour says:

    “If this wedding goes off without a hitch, we’ll BOTH kiss your ass!”

  28. carol says:

    Some how this pretty beast brought them together, as animals often bring people together, and they are overly grateful.

  29. Laurie says:

    anyone want to play “Pin the tail on the Ass” at the reception?

  30. cyantificPolymorph says:

    Camilla Parker-Bowles was always well received! even by the bride and groom.

  31. alice says:

    What are they thinking!

  32. patkerash says:

    at least they are kissing the correct end of the ass

  33. Honcho says:

    Her pink toes look very yummy!

  34. Dane says:

    Puss’n Boots and Shrek were both miffed at getting left out of Donkey’s nuptials.

  35. drew says:

    The look on the donkey’s face is priceless.

  36. lowestcommondominator says:

    Maybe they misheard it as “you may now kiss the bridle”?

  37. barb says:

    It’s like some kind of fairytale: “Just one kiss and your donkey will return to his former magnificent Prince-self, and all three of you will live happily ever after…”

    My guess:
    They’ve been to the races, they own a racehorse, it won, but only because the donkey (the horse’s floating buddy) helped them to load the horse. Hence the expression of donkey gratitude, and also the not-quite-wedding-attire… Maybe.

    Oh please won’t someone explain?!

  38. MN says:

    This is inexplicably cute. I appreciate their sense of humor.

  39. dia says:

    hey, when you can’t find a white horse, a white donkey is the next best thing ;) GOD bless, dia

  40. sweets says:

    The donkey is like “what the hell?”

  41. Chelsea and Payton Haynidewicz says:

    This is the greatest web site in the world. I love your photo, ass-kisser.
    We would like to know the story behind this picture. Did you get married on a Farm? Did you randomly decide to do this? Were you just longing some prolong enjoyment of this picture? We want details! ASAP! Explain this … right away!!

    PLEASE!!?!?!?!?

    Love,
    Chelsea and Payton Szegihaynes

    PS. WE NEED TO KNOW!…. alright?

  42. pardate says:

    Face the facts, folks. If you want you want your marriage to succeed, you’re just gonna have to kiss some ass occasionally.

  43. Jason says:

    Enumclaw!!!

  44. John says:

    nothing says “I Love You” like lyme decease lol

  45. seagreen says:

    ‘funny. i don’t seem to remember putting this on the registry.’

  46. harriet says:

    and now you may kiss his ass!

  47. Paz Parihar says:

    I love Shrek, awesome movies!

  48. Like Shrek movies, awesome animation.

  49. Soquel says:

    I think this is cute! Maybe they breed donkeys.. If my boyfriend was down I would do this with my pot belly pig at my wedding… unfortunatly he’s not nearly as fond of him as I am for some reason…

  50. Spifman says:

    “In other parts of the world, they believe people come back as cows. On our mountain, we thought that donkey sure reminded me of her dearly departed mother. We wanted to be sure she was part of the festivities.”

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