Ass-Kissers

Sarah

Sometimes you gotta’ do what you gotta’ do.

(submitted by Sarah)

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53 Responses to “Ass-Kissers”

  1. Liss says:

    Looks like a wedding photo! Was this the maid of honor or best man??

  2. Mark says:

    I’m curious as to just whose ass they’re kissing….

  3. Whoa says:

    Pinocchio had really hoped he would have been turned into a real boy in time for the Blue Fairy’s wedding.

  4. Matt K says:

    Such a cute ass!

  5. Nancy says:

    Why? Just why?

  6. oi says:

    The ass looks baffled.

  7. Denise says:

    No question they’ll be together forever since apparently they both thought this was a good idea. I don’t think that donkey’s too into it, though.

  8. doggiesmomma says:

    gives a whole new meaning to you can kiss my ass

  9. Scott says:

    Crazy Liberals!!

  10. suzzie says:

    At just that magical moment, the ass declared them man and wife.

  11. hcw80 says:

    Are these Democrats celebrating their wedding?

  12. hcw80 says:

    I just love the look in the old, white donkey’s eyes. It is complete exasperation.
    “Hey, Wilbur and Jean….Less nuzzle and more carrot in my muzzle.”

  13. MCR says:

    Russell and Maria thumbed their noses at tradition, eschewed the cake, and instead started a new tradition by eating the Live Wedding Donkey!

  14. Amice says:

    This would be awkward enough in street clothes, but put the wedding spin in, and I’m sensing trouble.

  15. bruno the bruiser says:

    Whatever the circumstances are, the one in the middle in not as into this sort of thing as the other two are.

  16. yucata says:

    i am betting on a bet

  17. Madness says:

    Is this some sort of fertility rite? Also, the donkey does not look amused.

  18. gruven_reuven says:

    Here comes the mule, all dressed in white…

  19. TheDorsalFin says:

    Looks like somebody took the phrase, “Kiss my pale white ass,” literally.

  20. Laurie says:

    I love the lady’s shoes! Where can I get a pair?

  21. Shonda says:

    Now, John, dear, if you just give a kiss to Mother when I do, she’ll forgive us for eloping.

  22. nite owl says:

    Poor ‘lil ass….

  23. kandee says:

    Ok, I definitely wanna know the back story on this one. Why? Just why?

  24. Descartes_Danse says:

    By the power vested in me by the Great State of Missouri …yadda yadda … I declare you husband and wife.

    You may now kiss my boney ass.

  25. wannabeerbad says:

    Shouldn’t the caption read “Whatta Jackass!”?

  26. BadgerFan says:

    Great! Now my mental image of a menage a trois will forever be linked to this photo!

  27. ballfour says:

    “If this wedding goes off without a hitch, we’ll BOTH kiss your ass!”

  28. carol says:

    Some how this pretty beast brought them together, as animals often bring people together, and they are overly grateful.

  29. Laurie says:

    anyone want to play “Pin the tail on the Ass” at the reception?

  30. cyantificPolymorph says:

    Camilla Parker-Bowles was always well received! even by the bride and groom.

  31. alice says:

    What are they thinking!

  32. patkerash says:

    at least they are kissing the correct end of the ass

  33. Honcho says:

    Her pink toes look very yummy!

  34. Dane says:

    Puss’n Boots and Shrek were both miffed at getting left out of Donkey’s nuptials.

  35. drew says:

    The look on the donkey’s face is priceless.

  36. lowestcommondominator says:

    Maybe they misheard it as “you may now kiss the bridle”?

  37. barb says:

    It’s like some kind of fairytale: “Just one kiss and your donkey will return to his former magnificent Prince-self, and all three of you will live happily ever after…”

    My guess:
    They’ve been to the races, they own a racehorse, it won, but only because the donkey (the horse’s floating buddy) helped them to load the horse. Hence the expression of donkey gratitude, and also the not-quite-wedding-attire… Maybe.

    Oh please won’t someone explain?!

  38. MN says:

    This is inexplicably cute. I appreciate their sense of humor.

  39. dia says:

    hey, when you can’t find a white horse, a white donkey is the next best thing ;) GOD bless, dia

  40. sweets says:

    The donkey is like “what the hell?”

  41. Chelsea and Payton Haynidewicz says:

    This is the greatest web site in the world. I love your photo, ass-kisser.
    We would like to know the story behind this picture. Did you get married on a Farm? Did you randomly decide to do this? Were you just longing some prolong enjoyment of this picture? We want details! ASAP! Explain this … right away!!

    PLEASE!!?!?!?!?

    Love,
    Chelsea and Payton Szegihaynes

    PS. WE NEED TO KNOW!…. alright?

  42. pardate says:

    Face the facts, folks. If you want you want your marriage to succeed, you’re just gonna have to kiss some ass occasionally.

  43. Jason says:

    Enumclaw!!!

  44. John says:

    nothing says “I Love You” like lyme decease lol

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