It’s like some kind of fairytale: “Just one kiss and your donkey will return to his former magnificent Prince-self, and all three of you will live happily ever after…”
My guess:
They’ve been to the races, they own a racehorse, it won, but only because the donkey (the horse’s floating buddy) helped them to load the horse. Hence the expression of donkey gratitude, and also the not-quite-wedding-attire… Maybe.
This is the greatest web site in the world. I love your photo, ass-kisser.
We would like to know the story behind this picture. Did you get married on a Farm? Did you randomly decide to do this? Were you just longing some prolong enjoyment of this picture? We want details! ASAP! Explain this … right away!!
I think this is cute! Maybe they breed donkeys.. If my boyfriend was down I would do this with my pot belly pig at my wedding… unfortunatly he’s not nearly as fond of him as I am for some reason…
“In other parts of the world, they believe people come back as cows. On our mountain, we thought that donkey sure reminded me of her dearly departed mother. We wanted to be sure she was part of the festivities.”
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Looks like a wedding photo! Was this the maid of honor or best man??
actually it was the mare of honor
hahaha clever!!
I’m curious as to just whose ass they’re kissing….
Pinocchio had really hoped he would have been turned into a real boy in time for the Blue Fairy’s wedding.
PERFECT comment!
rofl!
Such a cute ass!
Why? Just why?
The ass looks baffled.
And a little pained
More like humiliated.
No question they’ll be together forever since apparently they both thought this was a good idea. I don’t think that donkey’s too into it, though.
gives a whole new meaning to you can kiss my ass
Crazy Liberals!!
HAHAHA HAHAHA oh my word. thank you for that! HAHA
At just that magical moment, the ass declared them man and wife.
Are these Democrats celebrating their wedding?
I just love the look in the old, white donkey’s eyes. It is complete exasperation.
“Hey, Wilbur and Jean….Less nuzzle and more carrot in my muzzle.”
Russell and Maria thumbed their noses at tradition, eschewed the cake, and instead started a new tradition by eating the Live Wedding Donkey!
Bahhahahahahaha … made me almost spit coffee through my nose …..
This would be awkward enough in street clothes, but put the wedding spin in, and I’m sensing trouble.
Whatever the circumstances are, the one in the middle in not as into this sort of thing as the other two are.
i am betting on a bet
Is this some sort of fertility rite? Also, the donkey does not look amused.
Here comes the mule, all dressed in white…
Looks like somebody took the phrase, “Kiss my pale white ass,” literally.
You made me laugh out loud, DoralFin! Almost woke my husband.
OMG! LOL! You nailed it.
LOL! Too funny!
I love the lady’s shoes! Where can I get a pair?
Now, John, dear, if you just give a kiss to Mother when I do, she’ll forgive us for eloping.
Poor ‘lil ass….
Ok, I definitely wanna know the back story on this one. Why? Just why?
By the power vested in me by the Great State of Missouri …yadda yadda … I declare you husband and wife.
You may now kiss my boney ass.
Shouldn’t the caption read “Whatta Jackass!”?
Great! Now my mental image of a menage a trois will forever be linked to this photo!
“If this wedding goes off without a hitch, we’ll BOTH kiss your ass!”
Some how this pretty beast brought them together, as animals often bring people together, and they are overly grateful.
anyone want to play “Pin the tail on the Ass” at the reception?
Camilla Parker-Bowles was always well received! even by the bride and groom.
That is the funniest comment EVER!
What are they thinking!
at least they are kissing the correct end of the ass
Her pink toes look very yummy!
Puss’n Boots and Shrek were both miffed at getting left out of Donkey’s nuptials.
The look on the donkey’s face is priceless.
Maybe they misheard it as “you may now kiss the bridle”?
It’s like some kind of fairytale: “Just one kiss and your donkey will return to his former magnificent Prince-self, and all three of you will live happily ever after…”
My guess:
They’ve been to the races, they own a racehorse, it won, but only because the donkey (the horse’s floating buddy) helped them to load the horse. Hence the expression of donkey gratitude, and also the not-quite-wedding-attire… Maybe.
Oh please won’t someone explain?!
This is inexplicably cute. I appreciate their sense of humor.
hey, when you can’t find a white horse, a white donkey is the next best thing
GOD bless, dia
The donkey is like “what the hell?”
This is the greatest web site in the world. I love your photo, ass-kisser.
We would like to know the story behind this picture. Did you get married on a Farm? Did you randomly decide to do this? Were you just longing some prolong enjoyment of this picture? We want details! ASAP! Explain this … right away!!
PLEASE!!?!?!?!?
Love,
Chelsea and Payton Szegihaynes
PS. WE NEED TO KNOW!…. alright?
Face the facts, folks. If you want you want your marriage to succeed, you’re just gonna have to kiss some ass occasionally.
Enumclaw!!!
nothing says “I Love You” like lyme decease lol
‘funny. i don’t seem to remember putting this on the registry.’
and now you may kiss his ass!
I love Shrek, awesome movies!
Like Shrek movies, awesome animation.
I think this is cute! Maybe they breed donkeys.. If my boyfriend was down I would do this with my pot belly pig at my wedding… unfortunatly he’s not nearly as fond of him as I am for some reason…
“In other parts of the world, they believe people come back as cows. On our mountain, we thought that donkey sure reminded me of her dearly departed mother. We wanted to be sure she was part of the festivities.”