He says parrot, she says rifle equipped with scope and bowie knife bayonet. What more is there to know?
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This is the BEST PHOTO EVER!!!!
This heres a story about billy joe and bobbie sue
Two young lovers with nothin better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
Surely they are close friends with Steve Miller, who else could he have gottten inspiration from????
EPIC EPIC EPIC!!!!!!!
Excellent!
The more I look at this picture, the more I realize how much the pale pink sweater really “softens up” her look….very demure.
I’m liking the Green Day references in there
Green Day wasn’t even a glimmer in anyone’s mind when that song was recorded. It’s Take the Money and Run by the Steve Miller Band–from back in 1976.
i wonder where they had this photo taken? it’s not like you can just stroll into the jc penney photo studio so well armed and accompanied by a parrot.
hahahahaha!!! SO TRUE!!
Not just Kmart, AK-mart!
XD
HAHAHAHA! I know! I was thinking the same thing! Where in the world did they have this taken?!
That’s some knife! yikes!!!
Most unusual crime-fighting team ever.
WOW! This is one of the best ones yet!!
“Natasha, you bring the Kalishnikov, I’ll bring the bird” “Boris, moose and squirrel will never recognize us in early 80’s disguises”
LOL!! best comment ever
yes, best comment ever for best pic here… lol
holy moses, I didn’t even realize the best comment ever was left by person with the best name ever until I looked again and got confused. whoa.
hahahahaha
awesome
OH MY GOSH! your comment is HYSTERICAL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Those two are diabolical. Who holds an innocent parrot for ransom and smirks about it the whole time?
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot, a bayonet and 2 stoners?
A. The “f” if I know…I just want what they are smokin!
“Don’t F*** with the bird, man! Just DON’T, OK!!?
Clearly this is some sort of criminal operation. The parrot’s the look out, she holds them @ gun point while he grabs the loot.
Ironically, they didn’t even NEED the props to make this photo awkwardly hilarious!
True, so true!
Bonnie & “Clawed”.
PULL!
Thats the same guy who had the little white dog!!!!!! :O
That guy looks like Horatio Sanz
HA! He does.
Glad you said it, I was going to post that myself!
I was thinking the same thing and looked through the comments to make sure I didn’t say what somebody else had said : D
That was the first thing I noticed! Before the gun, even.
YES!!! This is the best photo ever taken. Period.
Bayonets on muzzles and full metal jackets
V-neck velour shirts and dark-tinted glasses
Parrots perched on fingers with green colored wings
These are just a few of my favorite things!
That’s my favorite number from “The Sound of Gunfire” musical. “The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Gunfire” is a close second.
Ok peeps – that’s just about the best comment ever!!!
PEEPs!!! I am laughing out loud and people are staring at me! Awesome!
Late to the party, as usual, but add me to the “chorus”!
The ransom note stated, “pay up or the bird gets it!”
thats not just any weapon it’s an AK-47 assault rifle. A man killer not a hunting rifle. Thats bizarre and HILARIOUS! what kind of assault do they have planned that involves a bird and those bad disguises.
(BTW I love guns)
who puts a scope on an AK?
I know a guy who has taken deer with an AK several times. Guess that makes it a hunting rifle technically.
No, that makes him a terrible hunter! If he takes an ak deer hunting he’s probably the type that would hunt at the zoo.
Did anyone notice that she is protectively holding her purse close to her. As if someone might try to steal it, while she is holding up her assault rifle. So hilarious, it is down right painful!
That’s a standard AK bayonet.
Still confusing as hell.
Ya know, if we would make this photo the official US symbol, terrorists would think twice.
About what?
XD
This has become my favorite post EVER on this site. i’m putting it on my facebook page.
FREEBIRD!!!!
The truth is, *he’s* the dangerous one. Anyone can kill someone with a rifle or a knife. But it takes a true badass to do it using only a parrot.
Pepe the Parrot began to suspect that day they clipped his wings. Then, when the Foster Grants and bayonette appeared, he knew this would be his last photo.
This should be NSFW .. I have tears in my eyes..almost as good as the Grey man in the skates.
kill the pawwot, kill the pawwot, kill the pawwot, kill the pawwot.
I have never ever before commented on a site like this, but you guys are hilarious.
Yes, the picture makes it somewhat easy, but y’all have me hurting, here.
this: Bayonets on muzzles and full metal jackets
V-neck velour shirts and dark-tinted glasses
Parrots perched on fingers with green colored wings
These are just a few of my favorite things!
is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in I don’t know how long!
Looks pretty obviously Photoshopped … seems like she was probably holding a bird on her finger as well, and someone thought it’d be funnier if she was holding an AK.
that isn’t a bowie knife bayonet its a compound bow
Put this one straight into the Hall of Fame! Freakin’ AWESOME!! So many elements – the hair, the stache, the glasses, the parrot, and not just an assault rifle, but one with a bayonet!! Wow!
Sandinista Rebels of the Caribbean.
$1,000,000 in used dollar bills or the bird gets it. Pablo Escobar
Why do I have a very bad feeling about what happened next to that bird?
For some reason, I feel like watching Pineapple Express. Thug-Life!
So a guy walks into a bar holding a rifle and a parrot…
I think the idea here was “let’s swap hobbies for a picture” – so she holds the AK and he holds the bird.
Proof … look at his smirk. He’s saying “yeah right – like a badass like me would have a bird”
I whole heartedly believe this to be Tom Tucker, he is a professor at Lansing Community College.