My Best Friend’s Sweating

January 21st, 2010

My Best Friend’s Sweating - Wedding

It’s good to be the maid of honor.

(submitted by Jill)

762 Responses to “My Best Friend’s Sweating”

  1. Baldguy says:

    “You’re a real pal, Meg, to give me a quick blow-dry before the ceremony…”

  2. Rudy says:

    When I get married, will my pits be that fresh.

  3. J Rho says:

    You can just pick it out with your teeth

  4. Brent says:

    I’d have gotten cold feet too had I smelt you first!

  5. Bryan says:

    Bridezilla thought the maid of honor was getting too close, so she lured her in with a question of whether her arm pit smelled funny and proceeded to elbow her in the top of the head.

  6. Jimbo says:

    Being Maid of Honor is just the PITS!

  7. Adam says:

    “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?” “I’m SURE”

  8. Always a Bridesmaid says:

    Bride: “Just lick it”
    BridesMaid: “Are you sure this is for bridesmaids good luck?”
    Bride: “yes its like catching the bouquet”

    (mean trick friends play!)

  9. Tena says:

    Chicken soup, right?

  10. Tim says:

    “Wow – it IS strong enough for a man!”

  11. Katie says:

    Getting married is the pits.

  12. Jodi says:

    Ya no, I still don’t see it and you really should have shaved considering it’s your wedding day.

  13. Quiet Arizona says:

    It’s Rosie Grier!

  14. Kristin! says:

    is that the something old, new, borrowed or blue?

  15. Carolyn says:

    Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

  16. Triple GK says:

    That’s funny, it’s that same rotten fish smell you had in college…but it’s coming from your armpit this time.

  17. Capt.Capto says:

    Cheap flowers, expensive rash!

  18. Ashley says:

    “Yep, you missed a spot”.

  19. yessi says:

    Strong enough for a bridegroom. Made for a bride.

  20. Heber says:

    You’re right, it does smell like butter.

  21. chiefculprit says:

    Nope that yeasty smell isn’t coming from there!

  22. Michael says:

    Ahhh, the smell of commitment!

  23. Wifey Yams says:

    Sure.. UNSURE!!!

  24. Libby McGee says:

    Did I shave all my armpit hair?

  25. Lila says:

    “Why am I smelling your armpit?”

    “To show you why I’m getting married and you’ll be single forever. Sucka.”

  26. Peter says:

    “Ingrown, definitely.”

  27. dave says:

    Look again, I swear it feels like rice.

  28. Tom Burnett says:

    Something borrowed, something blue, something stinks – is it you?

  29. Jeff says:

    Sherry worried how Robert would react to her third nipple.

  30. Barry says:

    No, I don’t see what you’re talking about.

  31. Ryan K says:

    Do I smell like a virgin?

  32. greg says:

    Yep, smells like teen spirit…..

  33. Michael says:

    Oh My God!.. That mole does look just like the Virgin Mary!

  34. Liv says:

    This is not a caption….but isn’t this the same bride as in “The Smoosher” submitted on December 28th. I’d hate to see the rest of her wedding photos. I sure hope the photographer gave them a discount. LOL!

  35. Patrick says:

    Hulk SMASH!

  36. Sarah says:

    Not so Sure. (as in the old TV commercial “Raise your hand if you’re Sure.”)

  37. Jeffrey Owens says:

    You’re right, it does smell like cheese.

  38. TomareUtsuZo says:

    Did the lasers hurt?

  39. Bea says:

    No…I don’t think he’s supposed to put it there

  40. MJ Klein says:

    wow, the implant scars are almost healed!

  41. Katie says:

    Did anyone notice this is the same woman from “The Smoosher” photo at was posted on Dec. 28th? If not that woman must have a twin!

  42. Chris Fulmer says:

    “Fresh as a daisy!”

  43. Matty V says:

    Yeah, Ray Jean, it’s you. Don’t worry, I’ll just rub my flowers on it.

  44. Joe Nobody says:

    I know you want to get freaky on your Wedding Night but how did you get it to smell like that?

  45. Andrea says:

    I told you maid of honor was not a glamerous job!!!

  46. Jon says:

    Even on her wedding day, Jill longed for the days where she smelled like teen spirit.

  47. Cassie says:

    I think i shaves last night, you have glasses you look.

  48. mromain says:

    Smells like…LOVE.

  49. Natalie says:

    I think the tick’s head is still in there.

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