It’s good to be the maid of honor.
(submitted by Jill)
“You’re a real pal, Meg, to give me a quick blow-dry before the ceremony…”
When I get married, will my pits be that fresh.
You can just pick it out with your teeth
I’d have gotten cold feet too had I smelt you first!
Bridezilla thought the maid of honor was getting too close, so she lured her in with a question of whether her arm pit smelled funny and proceeded to elbow her in the top of the head.
Being Maid of Honor is just the PITS!
“Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?” “I’m SURE”
Bride: “Just lick it”
BridesMaid: “Are you sure this is for bridesmaids good luck?”
Bride: “yes its like catching the bouquet”
(mean trick friends play!)
Chicken soup, right?
“Wow – it IS strong enough for a man!”
Getting married is the pits.
Ya no, I still don’t see it and you really should have shaved considering it’s your wedding day.
It’s Rosie Grier!
is that the something old, new, borrowed or blue?
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
That’s funny, it’s that same rotten fish smell you had in college…but it’s coming from your armpit this time.
Cheap flowers, expensive rash!
“Yep, you missed a spot”.
Strong enough for a bridegroom. Made for a bride.
You’re right, it does smell like butter.
Nope that yeasty smell isn’t coming from there!
Ahhh, the smell of commitment!
Did I shave all my armpit hair?
“Why am I smelling your armpit?”
“To show you why I’m getting married and you’ll be single forever. Sucka.”
Look again, I swear it feels like rice.
Something borrowed, something blue, something stinks – is it you?
Sherry worried how Robert would react to her third nipple.
No, I don’t see what you’re talking about.
Do I smell like a virgin?
gotta b the winner!
Yep, smells like teen spirit…..
Oh My God!.. That mole does look just like the Virgin Mary!
This is not a caption….but isn’t this the same bride as in “The Smoosher” submitted on December 28th. I’d hate to see the rest of her wedding photos. I sure hope the photographer gave them a discount. LOL!
Not so Sure. (as in the old TV commercial “Raise your hand if you’re Sure.”)
You’re right, it does smell like cheese.
are you from tyler?
Did the lasers hurt?
No…I don’t think he’s supposed to put it there
wow, the implant scars are almost healed!
Did anyone notice this is the same woman from “The Smoosher” photo at was posted on Dec. 28th? If not that woman must have a twin!
Wow! I think you’re right!
It’s her alright – same pond, same flowers, same dress! Maybe they had a whole photo shoot just to get on this site!! http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/page/11/
Must have been one heck of a classy wedding….more pics please!
It was in fact a real wedding…I was in it. The couple is just laid back and really funny. They didn’t want a ton of traditional photos, they wanted photos that captured their personality…
Good for them! That ROCKS!
“Fresh as a daisy!”
Yeah, Ray Jean, it’s you. Don’t worry, I’ll just rub my flowers on it.
I know you want to get freaky on your Wedding Night but how did you get it to smell like that?
I told you maid of honor was not a glamerous job!!!
Even on her wedding day, Jill longed for the days where she smelled like teen spirit.
This comment FTW
I think i shaves last night, you have glasses you look.
I think the tick’s head is still in there.
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