All Hands On Deck

February 6th, 2010

All Hands On Deck - Vacation

Everybody wants a piece of the Captain.

(submitted by Zoe)

98 Responses to “All Hands On Deck”

  1. Mark says:

    Uh, People. That’s a U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel is his Dress Blues. Unless of course, it’s poser, but that is still an Army Dress Blue Uniform.

  2. JeannieNY says:

    This is not a bad pic..classic family on a cruise with the usual background. They look happy–what’s so bad about it???

  3. Michelle says:

    Obviously the hands are weird, so shame on the photographer! What was he/she thinking???

    But at least they’re a good looking family πŸ™‚ A lot of these pictures are awkward because the FAMILY is awkward–this family looks nice and WOW like they actually like each other!

    Moral of the story? Fire the photographer.

  4. J says:

    Oh my gosh… that’s my Battatlion Commander. He is so busted.

  5. devtrev says:

    I guess all dads go through that “Sgt. Pepper” phase.

  6. Abigail says:

    lol, the only reason we did this one was because we didnt want to piss off the crazy russian photographer. and its the only one seths glasses didnt have glare.

  7. Hannah says:

    Oddly enough I have a friend that worked on this ship… and it’s Carnival Cruise Line for anyone that’s wondering. Ecstasy is the name of the ship. I think they may need some new photographers… unless it was the family’s request…

  8. Nerdboy says:

    well the boat is called ecstasyoh WAIT we already said that a hundred times.

  9. Melanie says:

    3rd from the left…Hilary Clinton?

  10. Daren says:

    what can you expect from a ship named Ecstacy?

  11. DK says:

    The reason they are all touching eachother is to complete the electrical circuit of the metal plate they are standing barefoot on. It connects to the camera and takes the picture when they are all in place. Sadly just after the photo was taken they were all electrocuted.

  12. DonnaLee says:

    All HANDS on deck… Yikes!

  13. QueenieFrancie says:

    let’s do… JAZZ HANDS!

  14. John says:

    family prom?

  15. diane says:

    let’s just hope no one put their hand on his heine!?

  16. Ainsley says:

    the girl in red looks like a young Laura Dern.

  17. Skipping Lunch says:

    I’m impressed that they’re all balanced in that little lifeboat…………

  18. Tim says:


  19. Jane1211 says:

    Crusin’ with the Allstate family.

  20. durhay says:

    Please keep your hands above see-level.

  21. Shakespeare? says:

    I just came off a cruise, and there was no way I was gonna cough up a big chunk o’change just to put a cornball photo on AFP. However, I sincerely thank those who did!!

  22. Fanboy Wife says:

    Hands down, this is the cheesiest souvenir photo ever.

  23. gregorian says:

    I just want to say that I can’t help focusing on those glasses.
    They are not a good looking pair of specs. No sir.

  24. Jorie says:

    The girl on the left in the blue, she looks like this other photo on this site. There was an elephant on the wall (a painting) and everyone was crowded around this chair. Anyone agree?

  25. Nan says:

    I think Isaac mixed the drinks a bit too strong for these folks.

  26. Boo says:

    Set a course for adventure, keep your mind on a new romance…….

  27. DaddysSister says:

    The family that goes to prom together goes into therapy together…..

  28. heather says:

    yes he is a lt. col in the us army in dress mess. the purple lapels show he is a part of the civil affair corps

  29. carol says:

    This is the photographer from hell. What kind of idiot photographer takes a shot like this that looks so frikkin’ ridiculous??? Unless they were rude to him/her at the start so he PURPOSELY made them look stupid…
    “No tip? I’ll show them!”

  30. ChrissyL says:

    k this totally looks photo shopped!!!

  31. bmj2k says:

    Show some respect to the Grand Admiral of Carnivale Cruise Lines!

  32. iLOLd says:

    Ummm, have they been kicked off the ship? Do I smell mutiny?

    (I would have let the hot daughters stay, for safety’s sake, of course.)

  33. Eileen says:

    I think this was their way of making sure no one’s hands were accidentally somewhere awkward. The result was awkward.

  34. Cheri says:

    I’ll bet it’s a family group and there are 2 married couples and the girl on the left is single.

    • RBX says:

      I think it is the parents and their three children. The girl on the right (the older one) has a ring on, but the guy doesn’t (not to say that all married men wear their wedding rings or that they’re not an engaged couple). But they just look too much alike to be a couple.

  35. Kathleen Mooney says:

    Ok…all hands on deck!! I know, I know that was really bad! LOL

  36. Beanie says:

    Ship ecstasy will never sink with this crew.

  37. Jess says:

    I feel kinda weird with the whole ship name, and the brother is just waaaay too damn close to his sister.

  38. Ken says:

    It’s the Love Boat!

  39. ROHawkeye says:

    the daughters are HOT!!!!

  40. Dorinda says:

    Oh dear, that’s a WHOLE lotta touching!

  41. Mick says:

    You know with the economy in the toilet it does not suprise me that Carnival cruises is trying new promotions to get back business…Promoting “family Fun” would have been a great hook, but It gets weird when they promote “Icky touch, bad touch” bowling, or “Naked Family Twister” on the poop deck…

  42. poodbird says:

    That’s not the name of the boat. That’s the flashing neon halo on the mom’s head.

  43. Amanda says:

    I’ve been on that cruise ship before. I plainly remember the captain did not look like that. He is a fraud!! LOL!!

  44. Brian says:

    I think the Captain is a Lt. Colonel in Mess Dressβ€”but the boat name is wonderful!

  45. Laurie A says:

    the guy isn’t a Captain… his rank is clearly on his sleeve… funny anyway.

  46. Janelle says:

    Well… it is called the Ecstacy Cruise Line… πŸ™‚

    • j3rmz0r says:

      Actually it is the name of the boat not the line. There are two twin boats named the Ecstasy and the Elation. I’ve been on the Elation i think… or the Ecstasy… i can’t remember which one… This is one of those campy tourist photos you can take on the boat during your free time before or after dinner i’m betting.

  47. Jeeps says:

    And nothing about the fact that the ship is named The Ecstasy?

  48. Emily says:

    I would like to bring everyone’s attention to the name of the boat. “Ecstasy.”

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