Saturday Night Special: Like A Rubber Glove

July 10th, 2010

Mom likes it because it’s easy to clean.

(submitted by Brad)

154 Responses to “Saturday Night Special: Like A Rubber Glove”

  1. David says:

    She’s an extraterrestrial trying to pose as a human.

  2. Tom Fool says:

    A “Sprockets Christmas” wasn’t one of Dieter’s more highly rated shows.

  3. Emily says:

    Well . . . Happy Birthday Jesus.

  4. Backpackgirl says:

    You can’t unsee what’s been seen

    • Jocque says:

      Well actually, looking at that was very stressful, therefore; stress induced amnesia will be very handy right about NOW. if that does not

  5. Alissa says:

    and…I have a new desktop image! ;)

  6. divaleena says:

    This is totally photoshopped. Funny, but photoshopped.

  7. customcartoons says:

    The photo isn’t really that bad at first, until you notice the dress is latex. Then the questions start coming…

  8. Nicole says:

    Mary?! Is that you?? I think I know this family…

  9. magillicuddy says:

    is that a rip in her sheer stocking? totally ruins the picture.

  10. vette says:

    OH NO SHE DIDNT!

  11. SuperRandomJelly says:

    This isn’t happening…this isn’t happening…this isn’t happening……

  12. Jenny says:

    I would love to buy a Christmas card collection from this website. As long as this was included as one of the card designs.

    • Jeannie says:

      Oh, JennY! Awesome idea! Of course they would have to have clever captions….I would SOOOOO buy some, and I don’t even send out cards!!!!!

  13. Caroline says:

    Oh my gosh! I just saw the garter!

  14. Wolf says:

    “,,, and in the OFF season, all of Santa’s merry little elves had part-time jobs…”

  15. Gigi says:

    Glad she’s not sitting down for this photo.

  16. Jessa says:

    I’m so glad the mom chose to wear socks with her heels, otherwise this outfit would have been a bit risque.

  17. SeanG says:

    That kid’s gonna snap his own ankle.

  18. Julie says:

    “Mom, I’m taking the kids to the portrait studio for Christmas card photos. Why don’t you come along?”

    “I’d love to, honey. Should I wear something festive?”

    “Sure, why not?”

  19. Modine says:

    Here’s what I want to see… the expression on the face of the photographer when this family first showed up.

  20. John III says:

    I’m hoping these two are a couple. Maybe she just looks older than she is, and he looks younger than he is. Because if that’s grandma….most awkward picture ever! (and maybe it is anyway…..)

  21. tracy says:

    This is the epitome of awkward. Although Mom looks pretty gleeful.

  22. Lisa says:

    The little boy is cute. What was Mom thinking? And is the little girl wearing black go-go boots, too?

  23. coNNie says:

    Something in this photo has been photoshopped.

  24. Missy says:

    “I don’t wanna! I don’t wanna!” – Stewie Griffon

  25. Snowrider says:

    Yeah, pretty much ANY outfit (other than a wetsuit) that you can hose out to clean is bad news.

  26. tattoo says:

    Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

  27. mrs5180 says:

    there’s just some photo styles you don’t combine……………

  28. Jim says:

    This woman’s outfit is completely tastless for any family photo that includes children. Brings a whole new meaning to HO HO HO.

  29. coNNie says:

    My computer froze when this photo came up.

  30. Susan says:

    FINALLY we are back to truly awkward photos. For awhile there I thought you had used all the good ones up!

  31. Susan Ryer says:

    Look at the little girl in Taking a Stand. Same?

  32. Janellionaire says:

    “OH. OH NO. OH NONONO. OH GOD. NO.” (transcript of what i said out loud as i took in this picture.)

    • Nosferatu says:

      That transcript it similar to my own:

      “OH GAWD. WHY? WHA–HOW? I. I DON’T. I DON’T UNDERSTAND.”

  33. Sara says:

    I feel like the Men in Black are the real problem with this photo… where’s their Christmas spirit?

  34. Alan says:

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house only the rubber was squeaking.

  35. amy w. says:

    She might be Grandma, not Mom.

  36. Cpm says:

    Please, please tell me this is “mom” and not “grandma.”

  37. redplanet says:

    The family that sleighs together, stays together.

  38. praetorius says:

    So, adult male is wearing a wedding ring, can’t see hers … mystery continues

  39. Larisa says:

    how awkward… the little boy is wearing brown shoes!

  40. HeatherW says:

    The perfect greeting card for when you wish Christmas was a little sexier.

  41. Maria says:

    The garter!!! Sexy!

  42. cheryl says:

    OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!

  43. AndrewT says:

    Soooo much to explain on this one. Why the Santa reference? Why latex? Why the garter? If anyone knows these people, get them in here and explain!

  44. bobr says:

    holey moley andy!

  45. Zed says:

    FABULOUS caption, AFP!

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