Mom had shrunk from neonatal elephanticide all those years ago. Now, with her stomach churning as she observed the unnatural stiffness of her teenage daughter’s two trunks, she realized what a horrible mistake she had made.
Somebody call Ringling Brothers…Dumbo’s Step-Niece ” Jumbo ” has escaped from the Circus and is hiding inside the an elderly couples condo in South Beach that has the stench of Moth Balls !!! Bring Shackles ….asap !
Dude. I feel this kid’s pain. One year for Halloween I wore an 8-legged spider costume made by my dad – it was bigger than the elephant here…. I don’t think pictures exist of my arachnid day…
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Mom must’ve been so proud of her work on this.
Mom had shrunk from neonatal elephanticide all those years ago. Now, with her stomach churning as she observed the unnatural stiffness of her teenage daughter’s two trunks, she realized what a horrible mistake she had made.
So cute
Why is this picture on this site? Eleph – I know.
I here in Korea look this picture.
That picture is so cute elephant.
I want to try!
But….do not have the courage.
what am i missing here? all i see is some bad drapes, a horrible lamp, and an ugly chair… where’s the family?
good luck holding your treat bag..wait please tell me this was Halloween?!
I have a pic of my daughter wearing an almost identical costume. She was 5 and absolutely adorable, thankyouverymuch.
This reminds me of Elliot the elephant on that old kids’ show The Great Space Coaster.
Hires herself out as a leaf blower between Halloweens!
Early Yo Gabba Gabba character.
Does this outfit make me look as big as an elephant?
“The one animal that never forgets”…and never forgives.
This costume was all the rage last year in Bahrain.
Republican from the mid-east.
EleFAIL.
Who knew Republicans could be so funny?
Somebody call Ringling Brothers…Dumbo’s Step-Niece ” Jumbo ” has escaped from the Circus and is hiding inside the an elderly couples condo in South Beach that has the stench of Moth Balls !!! Bring Shackles ….asap !
i MUST find a picture of the year (8th grade) i was linguini and clam sauce…
Roll Tide!
HA!
“You can call me AL”
Shouldn’t this photo be in Awkward Family Pet Photos instead?
“Stop teasing my baby!”
Thanks, Mom. *sniff*
You’re the best Mom ever.
Some mother really put lots of love and care into that costume!
This is what an anorexic elephant looks like!
Harsh but well observed.
That costume is a hoot!
“There honey,now no one will see your asthma puffer”
It this a costume or a burka?
FUNNY!!!!
The bigger the better…
yayyyy it’s StrongSad!
Dude. I feel this kid’s pain. One year for Halloween I wore an 8-legged spider costume made by my dad – it was bigger than the elephant here…. I don’t think pictures exist of my arachnid day…
Bohemian Babar.
Let’s hope there are no mice in that house.
It’s not the size of the trunk, it’s all in how you use it.
“Does my ass look big in this?”
The easiest round of Charades ever played.
Burka hears a Who.
Still laughing at that one.
MMB for the win
Awesome. But isn’t it “burqa”?
The elephant almost made me miss the burnt-orange Brady Bunch drapes in the background. Almost.
god i want those drapes.
And the swag lamp! Don’t forget the swag lamp! We had one like that, only it dripped oil. I mean it.
one idea on what to do with 10 yards of grey polyester…
More like 100 yards. You’d be surprised how little 10 yards actually makes.
He was just trying to be funny.. nice buzz kill Lisa..
If you need 100 yards of fabric to make that costume, you’re doing something very wrong… 10 yards would be plenty.
Hmmmmm…. and the conversation just gets heavier….
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
now that made me laugh!
i’m calling 55 yards
55 and 10, 2nd down. and now in overtime.
Oh the kid in the elephant costume?? Heavy man.
Haunting. Especially now that this kid is grown up and working for peanuts.
HA HA HA! That’s the funniest comment ever!
no it’s not.
Well, not EVER, but for a comment based upon a person in a homemade elephant costume on a mildly amusing website I don’t think it’s too shabby.
Now THAT was funny.
Hahaha! I agree!